I saw the trailer for Torque and went and stabbed my eyes out with the charcher for my cellphone, and then I burned my fingers off by duct taping them to the stove and lighting it. Then I thought about calling the hospital, but realized I hadn't quite punished myself enough for watching the Trailer. I went up stairs and held my head underwater for a full 2 minutes, while I beat myself with a cattle prod. Apparently, water is a super-excellent conductor of electricity. The cattle prod ran out of batteries, so I dropped a toaster on my foot and called it a day.
Teddy
Poniverus
''PEs are stiffer then G-Zus in the nunnery.'' - FreshCoast