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WTF IS NORTH KOREA DOING??!!??!!

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Dvacc20
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http://news.aol.com/article/north-korean-rocket-seen-on-launch-pad/403952?icid=main|main|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fnorth-korean-rocket-seen-on-launch-pad%2F403952

Mar 30 2009 7:04PM
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nkmo.
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Raunching a saterrite into space?? Who knows what their rear agenda is. Rittre Kim Jong Ir is just frexing some miritary muscre.
Mar 30 2009 7:07PM
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Dvacc20
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lol idk about space he might hit land
Mar 30 2009 7:08PM
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Blurst
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well they might just be putting a satellite up there.
Mar 30 2009 7:08PM
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Blurst
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sorry for the double post but they would be so stupid if they even thought attacking the U.S or another world superpower was even do-able.
Mar 30 2009 7:09PM
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Willard
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well if they nuke somebody we better live it up quick and get those last tricks dialed
Mar 30 2009 7:10PM
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Ben.
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flexing military muscle.


i would LIKE to think hes not dumb enough to attack anyone, but hes not exactly rational now is he...
Mar 30 2009 7:13PM
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nkmo.
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HAhaha...oh man. Theres a pic of some South Koreans protesting in that slide show, and one is holding a poster with the pic of KJI from Team America on it. You show him man!
Mar 30 2009 7:15PM
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Benedetto.
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my navy is out there ready. i heard about this last week and surprised its not more on the news
Mar 30 2009 7:15PM
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Balto
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why have we not killed him yet?
Mar 30 2009 7:17PM
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nkmo.
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Mar 30 2009 7:19PM
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SethLangbauer
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team america!
Fuck yeah!
Mar 30 2009 7:20PM
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Benedetto.
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you cant just kill another nations leader. we've had beef with north korea for a while
Mar 30 2009 7:22PM
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skiminnesota
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simple solution, we need JACK BAUER!

he can just go act above the law, do something that is deemed irrational at the time, but pays off in the end.
Mar 30 2009 7:24PM
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East.
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Isn't that always the question?
Mar 30 2009 7:26PM
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skifree919
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i equate north korea with an 8 year old trying to get attention. They may be able to finally get our attention, but then they won't have anything important to say/do, and we will shortly forget about them. All Kim jong il wants is attention because hes an egotistical freak
Mar 30 2009 7:30PM
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sowstochd
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patriot missile
Mar 30 2009 7:33PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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well whos ready for ww3 cause this bs could start it, at least acording to my contopary issues teacher.
Mar 30 2009 8:10PM
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Benedetto.
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he's right. it can. shit can turn out bad from here.
Mar 30 2009 8:11PM
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Ben.
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i rarely say this but... your right
Mar 30 2009 8:24PM
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Gnarwall
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They are gonna do something like this...


Mar 30 2009 8:27PM
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Where-am-I
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Oh you haven't heard they're after the moon
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/kim_jong_il_announces_plan_to

Mar 30 2009 8:42PM
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KRASHED
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that made my night
Mar 30 2009 8:42PM
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no_steeze
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werr i think the simpre pran for north korea is to take contror of the moon and convert it into a bio weapon so they can kirr arr of the worrd and then kim jong irr wirr be in contror of the whore worrd

north koreans are fucking nuts
Mar 30 2009 8:45PM
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babujib
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yeah man that was the start of WWI it was i think like the Austrian prince or some shit was killed by a Serbian so thats not a good idea
Mar 30 2009 8:48PM
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Ryno
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the kim jong ir accents are fucking hirarious!
Mar 30 2009 8:50PM
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Ben.
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The archduke ferdinand.
Mar 30 2009 9:03PM
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Dvacc20
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yes the Black hand Gang in Germany assassinated Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary, then Russia went apeshit, and WWI, or the Great War, was started.
Mar 30 2009 10:46PM
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Delphi
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hahah so much more complicated than that. In the grand scheme of things, the assassination was a relatively minute event on the global scene. It definitely was not a definitive cause for global warfare. At most, it was  cause for Austria to slap Serbia on the wrist and exercise some national pride in a swift and glorious victory in a small conflict with Serbia. Circumstances with Russia and Germany were the embers that sparked world conflagration.

As for JONG, the guy is a lunatic. This is just another scheme for the last truly Stalinized communist power on earth to exercise some form of military muscle on the world stage.
Mar 30 2009 10:51PM
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yellav
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dude your soooo right! weve never ever ever ever ever ever done that before ever!
Mar 30 2009 10:58PM
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*rkp*
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Let's get the American media all over this!


NORTH KOREAN TERRORISTS! NORTH KOREA HOUSING AL QAEDA! NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST! DEATH! RADIATION! APOCALYPSE! BE AFRAID! PANIC CHAOS!!!


it's 99% most likely that it is a satellite launch rocket.
Mar 30 2009 11:55PM
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Ben.
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hahaha sick new icon
Mar 30 2009 11:58PM
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gmack24
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yea saw about 3 weeks ago when it first took off. What those of you who have never done research on NK probabably don't know, is that they have a 1 million man Army that are literally ready to attack our 30,000 american troops at the border of North and South Korea, and they ave hundreds of underground tunnels that lead into south korea to attack. Kim Jong said there would be reprucussions if we shoot down his sattelite, and it would be viewed as an act of war ending the Armestace. And we are going to be shooting down his missle, almost undoubtedly opening the floodgates with 1 million very brainwashed and psychotic North Korean militants. Shit isn't funny. or Ris it?
Mar 31 2009 12:14AM
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gmack24
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demilitarized zone where North and American Troops stand face to face staring at each other until orders to fight are given.

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Mar 31 2009 12:20AM
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Delphi
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i wonder if those guys would start gunning eachother down when war is declared
Mar 31 2009 12:23AM
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Ben.
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yeah thats gotta suck. they are gonna be the first ones to die, and they have to know it.
Mar 31 2009 12:28AM
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Delphi
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haha what if they had become friends though, like the scene in Braveheart where the Irish meet the Scots in the middle of the field and join forces against the English.
Mar 31 2009 12:32AM
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Ben.
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does that make us the english?
Mar 31 2009 12:35AM
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Delphi
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haha god willing. If not, I don't know how large an effect a small group of guys would have.
Mar 31 2009 12:38AM
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gmack24
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Ha friends? I don't think you understand how hostile that shit is. I mean not trying to sound like a dick but it's one of the most insane places on earth. It's been said to be the most scary place anywhere in the world.
Mar 31 2009 12:38AM
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Delphi
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You never know man, in WWI there were truces where the germans met the french or the british in eachothers trenches and played cards and shot the shit together. I have a hard time believing North Korea is scarier than a battlefield like the Somme or Verdun.
Mar 31 2009 12:41AM
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Ben.
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someones read all quiet on the western front haha
Mar 31 2009 12:49AM
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gmack24
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haha trust me bro they are way scarier. You know why you know nothign about them? Because they are all completely brainwashed to hate the United states from day one. They don't have access to the internet, or any foreign influence whatsoever. Cell Phones are banned from their nation, if someone talks bad about the regime they are put into concentration camps where they are forced to work 20 hours a day until they die. One guy who was a prison gaurd for one of the camps escaped to China and they killed his entire family, I'm talking everyone related to him. You have no idea how scary these people are.
And it's more less the ones from Pyongang, the capital is the only place to have food because they are loyal supporters. The rest of the country is dying off from starvation and illness.
Mar 31 2009 12:54AM
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An10a_Eng
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he wants to hit land, with a nuke
Mar 31 2009 1:24AM
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RudyGarmisch
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North Korea is doing nothing rearry. American peopar shourdn't worry and reave that ritter country arone. So they want to raunch a saterrite. Every other country has raunched saterrites! China, Itary, Austraria, even Porand! Its just another case of internationar hatred to make North Korea the poor raughingstock of Asia.
Mar 31 2009 2:28AM
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Bren-Ten
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they are a country full of crazy mother fuckers.
Mar 31 2009 8:33AM
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fujarome
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well unfortunately, every country is entitled to launch into space, though this is clearly just a cover for them to test out a new missile. I'm cool with shooting it down, but only if it presents a clear risk to any other country. We can't just shoot it down when it's going into space though, imagine if someone kept doing that to us in the 60s.

and am i the only one who finds it funny that the name of the missile, said in english sounds like "type o' dong"?
Mar 31 2009 10:11AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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I dont know, im pretty sure it involves some kind of doomsday device though.
Mar 31 2009 10:35AM
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The_Tim
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1 million aint a lot. china got 100 million. bitch.
Mar 31 2009 2:56PM
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