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April fools ideas for school?

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JeremyClarkson
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READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

alright, my school is super uptight about april fools day pranks but our class as "leaders of the school" we are actually reqired to have one. yeah its fucked up but we need to do it.

here are the lame ass rules: it has to be funny for everyone. it cant cause worry or distress. we have to clean it up afterwards.

fucked up right? we need one so could anyone give me a "prank" that pussies and no lifers will find funny?

Mar 30 2009 5:50PM
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Oli_jgb
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Dude is there someone trying to impersonate you?
Mar 31 2009 3:54AM
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AKburns
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Release about 100 crickets. it will take about a week for them to die, and in the meantime you can listen to the sweet sweet sounds of nature.
Mar 31 2009 4:05AM
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Oli_jgb
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We soaked the common room carpet and planted watercress in it. It grew very quick and rooted itself in the carpet, but we weren't done there. We also got a cow up the stairs to the common room and left it to graze in its little meadow!

Of course, you can't lead a cow down stairs, so they had to knock a hole in the side of the building to get the cow out!!!

EPIC

however this is quite expensive as the cow alone is about £500 - you need to have a farmer friend who can sneak off a calf without his parents noticing...
Mar 31 2009 4:09AM
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str8jiberish
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Make the bomb alert go and pretend your german, and make everyone think they will die.. and finish it off with a " April fools " in german.
Mar 31 2009 4:24AM
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.Hugo.
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last year a bunch of kids did this in my school and threw them off of a atrium and a couple of them just fell all the way to the ground and died. then later that day a few students were charged with animal cruelty. so it was not really worth it and it was super lame
Mar 31 2009 8:25AM
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nick_GAPER
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call a local news station and pay them to put out a local broadcast that school is closed do to a sewage problem
Mar 31 2009 8:31AM
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wh@t
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kay first, where the fuck do you know how to get these mass quantities of animals? second, who the fuck has 50 pumas or 50 alligators they just have to get rid of. third, why in hell would you release pumas or alligators into your halls? yeah it would be cool as fuck when you see your high school crush running for her life only to get taken down and slaughtered mercilessly by a puma. soooo cool.

youre insane. plus karma.
Mar 31 2009 8:40AM
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[MEGAMO]
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simultaneously flush tons of bubble bath all over the school. all the sinks should foam up and overflow, as well as anything else connected to a drain
Mar 31 2009 9:11AM
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slevin_kelevra
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when I was in high school the senior class above us took everything out of our headmasters office,put a park bench in there, then got a goat.  The goat shit everywhere.

For our Class We bought tons of plastics cup and filled up all the hallways with cups of water, that way they have to pick them up one by one.

Also I remember some class putting bird seed everywhere(On top of the buildings and all the walkways),  it attracted a lot of birds and they pooped everywhere.
Mar 31 2009 9:27AM
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