Replying to New Pole Trend(not for posers)

So poles and no poles has been a fun little ns bitch fight for a while now. i got a better idea though. instead of poles, just use tree branches. pine tree branches work really well. they are infinitely customizable, totally disposable and completely free..when you don't need them just throw them in the woods. when you need them, approach pine tree, select proper branch and detach. they also don't hurt to fall on, and are unlikely to get  in the way when you throw your steezy new trick and eat shit. try it out, but its not for little posers, only cool kids.. i saw a kid doing it actually, and started talking shit.."nice poles bitch"..this kid threw the hugest spreadaffy though, and i immediately was hooked on these tree poles