Replying to RANDOM HILARIOUS STORIES THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. so the other day i was at my grandparents beach house and got bored so i decided to go jump off sand dunes. i was there for about half and hour and landed frontflips, 3s, 5s, 7s, rodeo 5s, and some other stuff. i started trying flat 5s and kept under rotating and doing just a flat 3. since its kinda like doing a bickflip i decided to try gainers. i try it once and land it but then fall straight to my face. second time i go up and am kinda scared and dont really want to try it again. goffing around i decided to pray (keep in mind im not religious at all). so i say "please god, help me land this backflip" so i try it again and stomp it. really excited i run back up to the top and say "thank you lord may i have another" and proceed to run towards the edge of the dune. right as i jump off the takeoff, the sand falls out from under me and i i fall straight to my back from about ten feet up.
thats my story.
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