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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
talk with strangers: www.omegle.com
Mar 25 2009 6:58PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
You: what up joker guy
Stranger: i dont have a penis
You: so you have a mangina
Stranger: no a girlgina
You: ohh well thats neat
Stranger: it is!
You: im black
You: Not!
Stranger: the suit is NOTTTTT black
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Apr 5 2009 7:55PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,740
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: full tilts
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Apr 5 2009 8:08PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Same thing happened to me like 3 times
Apr 5 2009 8:16PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild rock appears!
You: i choose... magikarp
Stranger: Wild Rock uses Stunning Hump
You: magikarp- use your completely ineffective attack!
You: its not very effective...
Stranger: Wild Rock is completely unaffected by Magikarps Ineffective Attack!
You: :(
You: magikarp, thats enough!
Stranger: Wild Rock stands still, it's building a charge!
You: goooooo jigglypuff!
You: jiggly puff, do some crazy shit!
Stranger: Wild Rock morphs into HUGE BOULDER OF DOOM
You: jigglypuff does nothing!
You: jigglypuff cowers under mega boulder
Stranger: Wild Rock rolls over Jigglypuff
You: jigglypuff poops itself a little bit
You: i choose... mother fucking mewtwo
Stranger: Wild Rock charges Mewtwo
You: mewtwo rearranges the space time continuum
Stranger: Wild Rock looks confused.
You: he dissassembles mega rock
You: and all life on earth as we know it
Stranger: Wild Rock is dissasembled!
You: there is no time
You: there is no future or past
You: no matter
You: there is only mewtwo left now
Stranger: Congrats! You've defeated Wild Rock, the United States, and everything but Mewtwo! +5 xp
Apr 6 2009 12:30AM
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Mr.Silva
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: CHADS GAP?
Stranger: Chad's gap is back there, but I wouldn't recommend it; it's like looking into the grand canyon :/
You: ns>?
Stranger: ?
You: r u from NS?
Stranger: nope
You: i heard lobsters give gd handjobs can u confirm this?
Stranger: Probably not true.
Stranger: I herd u liek mudkipz
You: ohhh :(
You: ns?
You: i lik little boys
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Apr 6 2009 4:09AM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 7,750

stranger: hey can you do a backflip

you: yeah

stranger: are you spansered?

Apr 6 2009 8:26AM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 15
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: I'm a bitch
Stranger: sndramorena@hotmail.com
You: is that the email i get naked pictures from?
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Everyone email her asking for naked pictures.
Apr 6 2009 8:04PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
You: hi
Stranger: your not in the conversation babes
You: what?
Stranger: i made music
Stranger: with swear words in it
You: thats cool
You: I have done that before
Stranger: then made the swear words sound like a kids voice
Stranger: i have to be up at 5.30
You: the children are our future
Stranger: babes can i put my head on your lap for a sec while you rub me/
Stranger: ?
You: um, if you did you would feel my raging boner
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Apr 7 2009 9:35AM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
holy crap i just said i put on my robe and wizard hat to somone and then got a message from the website that they contacted the authorities for trying to get pics from kids!
Jun 7 2009 9:52PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: fulltilts
You: they're sick
Stranger: what?
You: fulltitlts. they go with the skis, and the afterbang
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: ...
You: yes.
You: do u know how to get to chads from the bottom of alta
Stranger: i do not.
Jun 7 2009 9:56PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
dead serious i have no idea what to do
Jun 7 2009 9:56PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
Youre an idiot. Its some guy fucking with you or just some BS from the site. Theres no way you could get in any crap from there.
Jun 7 2009 10:06PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
ya thats what im thinking but its scary cause i dont want to be registered as a sex affender for the next 20 years for doing absolutly nothing
Jun 7 2009 10:07PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
no way im scared of that site now
Jun 7 2009 10:12PM
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corona
Posts: 12818 - Karma: 32,995
holly shit so many chinese on it!
Jun 7 2009 10:35PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
but now the same strangers from ns are on there...
Jun 7 2009 10:39PM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: do you know how to get to chads gap form the bottom of alta
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Jun 7 2009 10:44PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: whaa?
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: with magic
Stranger: or a unicorn
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Jun 7 2009 10:48PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
i just managed to have a rather long chat with a girl from Australia around my age. actually kinda cool.
Jun 7 2009 10:55PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like to prowl on innocent 10 year olds in the elementary school parking lot
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Jun 7 2009 10:56PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
LOLLLLLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jun 7 2009 11:04PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
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Stranger: i am human
You: NS RULES
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Jun 7 2009 11:13PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19
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Stranger: oiviado
You: Speak english bitch!!!
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Jun 7 2009 11:34PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
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Stranger: henrik!
You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: ski patrol blew it up!
You: ahahahahahahaa
You: YES!
Stranger: YES! x2



i win?
Jun 7 2009 11:39PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
this is such a funny site, nice find!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
You: ?
Stranger: dont know
You: lol wat?
Stranger: lol is lol
Stranger: you nigger?
Stranger: ypu talk as a nigger
Jun 7 2009 11:51PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you from florida?
You: FULL TILTS!!!
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Jun 8 2009 12:54AM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Sorry for the dp but,

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: yo yo yo, what up dawg?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: whats up with you
You: I'm trying to find out how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta. can you help?
Stranger: sure, no problem
You: thanks bro, and i already tried google
Stranger: like google maps?
You: yeah
Stranger: hey. google maps that shit.
Stranger: don't you say it let you down
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Jun 8 2009 1:02AM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
shit is addicting, its 1:40 am and I have to wake up at 6:00am to take an exam.
Jun 8 2009 1:40AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
dammit i can't find ns'ers!!!
Jun 8 2009 1:41AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
omg i found one but he didn't have an account...damn lurkers
Jun 8 2009 1:49AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: no...
Stranger: sorry...
You: you should know things like this estoban
You: wtf do you think i pay you 2 cents an hour for
You: you have 2 jobs
Stranger: 2 cent...?
You: mow the lawn
You: and take me to chad's gap
You: and you do neither
You: to be honest i'm at my last straw
You: i mean all you do is secks my wife
You: and somehow live in a house with 900 other people
You: who are all somehow in your family
You: i mean c'mon
You: at least do your job
You: you know what
You: that's it
You: you're fired
Stranger: what the hell are you talking about?
You: oh oh okay now you're playing mr innocent
Stranger: so asl?
You: god dammit estoban
You: goddam kenyans
You: their robots are watching me
You: okay i'm gonna go
You: i have to shit
You: but i'm pretty sure i just made your night a little weirder
Stranger: are you crazy about something..?
You: no
Stranger: i guess ...a movie?
You: but wanna know what just happened?
Stranger: a novel?
Stranger: yes
You: you just lost the game
You: mudkipz will rape you
You: sorry
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Jun 8 2009 2:12AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
Stranger: I am seeking for an unmarried lonely girl, and has MSN to be possible to see the picture or the video frequency, are you?
You: I am looking for chadz gap.
Stranger: I am seeking for an unmarried lonely girl, and has MSN to be possible to see the picture or the video frequency, are you?
Stranger: are you ?
Stranger: girl ?
You: well, I'm unmarried.
Stranger: thx.
Stranger: can you give you MSN
Stranger: Let me have a look at how are you?
You: can you give me directions to chad's gap?
You: thx
Stranger: if you like .
Stranger: ican
You: welp that's what I'm looking for! :)
Stranger: MSN
Stranger: are you have MSN ?
Stranger: Sees you through the camera
You: do you have faith? in tanner ahll
You: sorry. *hall
Stranger: yes
You: good
You: let's hope he doesn't break any more bones...
Stranger: ha..
Stranger: You are an interesting woman
You: you're an interesting stranger
Stranger: ha.. thx..
You: no problemo. :)
Stranger: What place can you give me your picture or I can see you in?
You: here's the deal: we meet at chad's gap, just before sundown.
You: we will exchange pictures there.
Stranger: o..
You: then we will ski out, like nothing ever happened
Stranger: ok .
Stranger: are you sexy ?
You: highly.
Stranger: l like ..
You: skiing.
Stranger: Whether you do need one night joyfully?
Jun 8 2009 2:44AM
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Admiral
Posts: 118 - Karma: 10
haha ns has dominated that site. it took me only 3 trys until i got another nser.
Jun 8 2009 5:14AM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I think you are the father of one of my children
Stranger: Ohhh, cancun, spring break, 1998
You: nooo
Stranger: no?
You: no.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: *GOT JUICED*
You: I think you are the father of one of my children
Stranger: Oh, your daughter is in my class, Sister Mary-Catherine.


I WON
Jun 8 2009 4:51PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
Stranger: gay boy?
You: no
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hahahahahabababab that was the funniest & creepest shit ever

Jun 8 2009 5:03PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
Stranger: hey
You: how do u get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
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Stranger: sieg heil
You: how do u get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
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yea thats my luck
Jun 8 2009 6:10PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52

hahah so i was on this and i ran into the same ns'er like 7 times hahaha

who was it

Jun 8 2009 6:12PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

win

Jun 8 2009 6:22PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9235 - Karma: 5,584
I remember doing this, all i said was "NS" and the kid was like yup and then disconnected.
Jun 8 2009 6:31PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you believe in god?
You: you mean tanner hall?
Stranger: fuck..
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Jun 8 2009 6:42PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
ns is just terrorizing this site with chads gap questions
Jun 8 2009 6:48PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 966

Stranger: hey
You: heyyyyyy
Stranger: asl?
You: 51/m/mississippi
You: you?
Stranger: you fag


Jun 8 2009 6:53PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: alright lets cut the shit and get naked you down?
Stranger: yes
You: o wait i need to eat dinner
You: fingers wrapped in lettuce is good
You: i boil my children
Stranger: thats nice
You: do you eat your children?
Stranger: yeah
You: i cooked one of mine once
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Jun 8 2009 7:37PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi im david davies, im a hot 17 gay male from the uk, and tonight you are my sex toy. My myspace is http://www.myspace.com/dav04
Add my msn: dd.08@live.co.uk
You: hi david
Stranger: hello
You: i don't like queers
Stranger: well im chinese and gay
Stranger: so thats ok
You: i don't like chinese people either
Stranger: well youre a very naughty boy
You: actually i'm quite nice
Stranger: add my msn and we can talk about really gay things
You: that sounds extremely unpleasant
You: do you have full tilts david?
Stranger: im 100% bent
You: Good for you but can you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: yes im 100% bent
You: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!!!!1!!11!!!1!!!1!!
Stranger: well my gay lock is always on
You: BROKEN CAPS LOCK!!!!!11!!!1!!!1!!
You: HIS CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!!1!!!!!1!11!!!!1!
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Jun 8 2009 7:43PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19

haha same guy like 5 minutes later

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Stranger: hello cockboy
Stranger: Hi im david davies, im a hot 17 gay male from the uk, and tonight you are my sex toy. My myspace is http://www.myspace.com/dav04
Add my msn: dd.08@live.co.uk
You: hi david
Stranger: hey
You: i fixed my caps lock
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Jun 8 2009 7:49PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
Im about to get flamed..




You: where you from?
Stranger: Russia
You: you can have obama back..
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Jun 8 2009 7:59PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
Stranger: are you a naughty girl
You: yep
You: what are you
Stranger: im a naughty boy
You: want to do it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you have a webcam
You: no im from mexico we havent got them yet
Jun 8 2009 8:23PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
holy shit thats epic
Jun 8 2009 8:33PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
win.
Jun 8 2009 8:34PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
Stranger: Hi
You: HI
You: HOW ARE YOU?
Stranger: Good and u
You: QUITE WELL TONIGHT
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Stranger: Ohio and you
You: NOT FAR ACTUALLY
You: ONTARIO
You: JUST OVER THE LAKE
Stranger: That's cool
You: MOST THINGS ARE THIS FAR NORTH
You: AHA
You: HA
You: DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
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Jun 8 2009 9:02PM
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