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skiingsfun
Posts: 98 - Karma: 12
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy.
Mar 24 2009 6:12PM
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skinub
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
Mar 24 2009 6:19PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
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Mar 24 2009 6:20PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
k.... go do something about it. we dont care
Mar 24 2009 6:21PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
when i was 14 I had this kid that would make fun of how fat i was everyday. because of him i lost 100 pounds
Mar 24 2009 6:21PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
boy probably saved your life.
Mar 24 2009 6:23PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
yeah I know, he and I are good friends now.
Mar 24 2009 6:24PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
www.fmylife.com
Mar 24 2009 6:25PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
the FML stories about being fat aren't funny or sad or anything, fat people can lose weight
Mar 24 2009 6:32PM
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Beer=Yum
Posts: 334 - Karma: 11
no doubt
Mar 24 2009 6:33PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
one of the things that bugs me the most are kids that are incredibly obese and make fun of themselves about it, yet do nothing about it

like this one girl in my grade, shes like 4'11 and a butterball. probably like at least 180 lbs. i heard from my friend on the field hockey team that the team was buying shirts, and this butterball said, "well xxl for me!" as a joke. then after a few months, i was in a study skills workshop cause my guidance counselor was worried about me doing homework (lol) and she was there too. we got free pizza. as soon as the pizza was put down on the table she rushed up to the front of the line and grabbed 3 slices and a cup of coke. then she went back for 2 more slices and like 4 more cups of coke

and another one, this guy whose like 4'11 also, and more butterbally. im not even kidding, his waist is probably like a 45 or 50. back in middle school he would sit at our lunch table cause hed be like the tag along that no one likes. the minute the snack line opened up hed rush up and get sour creme and cheddar chips every day, like 3 bags of them. and he didnt even just eat the chips. he licked the flavors off both sides, then ate the chips. and then he would slobber all over his fingers

people like that annoy me so much
Mar 24 2009 6:39PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
and this other girl, is the most disgusting thing ever. she has really curly poofy blonde hair, is like 5'8, and like 220 lbs. has tremendous acne, and smells terrible. once i was behind her in the lunch line, and she got 3 things of fries and a hot chocolate. thats it. no real lunch. disgusting
Mar 24 2009 6:41PM
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Malcolm
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haha thats fucking gross
Mar 24 2009 6:43PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
dude you sound like fucking hitler. Do you feel the need to off people who are not as asian as you?
Mar 24 2009 6:54PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
dude who the fuck cares. they can eat what they want.
Mar 24 2009 7:16PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
taht really doesnt bother you? he and i are on the same page. making a joke out of your weight and not caring really bothers me. like these incredibly obese kids at terms with there weight kills me. people should respect themselves enough to be healthy, and if they dont care, keep it to themselves, dont broadcast it.
Mar 24 2009 7:22PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
but they make the average tshirt so much bigger. i have to pay more for a slim fit that actually fits me when im living the more healthy life style.
Mar 24 2009 7:41PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
i agree and disagree...

yes they can eat whatever they want... but theyre fucking moronic for being fat fucks and not doing anything about it. theyre killing themselves and they dont even care enough to stop eating like... something that eats a shitload...
Mar 24 2009 7:43PM
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The_Tim
Posts: 779 - Karma: 36
i wish hitler was like that. might as well get rid of the worthless un-motivated fat bitchy people instead of the aspiring and intelligent worthy jewish people.


Mar 24 2009 8:33PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
im guessing its sarcasm so im not gonna say anything but my buddies pretty big like he plays D line and O line in football, and hes been on a diet since like day one and still cant lose any weight
Mar 24 2009 8:41PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i dont have a problem with that, cause at least he tries. and plays football
Mar 24 2009 8:44PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
oh real mature, an asian insult. you dont feel grossed out by things like that? im just saying that it bothers me. i didnt say i wanted to put them through a gas chamber, dipshit. no one in this world bothers you?
Mar 24 2009 8:47PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
seriously. if you are fat, fucking do something about it
Mar 24 2009 8:48PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
i weigh 200lbs but no one believes that i could possibly be over 170 and that i look jacked not fat..i mean i guess im strong but im definitely not ripped. whatever haha (claim)

and those were disgusting..i mean i like sour creme and onion chips and french fries but honestly that is ridiculous
Mar 24 2009 8:58PM
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bryanw
Posts: 533 - Karma: 284
yo i think id rather have fat ppl who can laugh at them selves,
opposed to the ones who bitch about being fat and mope around becuz of it... they are the ones that should do sumthin about it cuz they would rather bitch than make a joke about it... so yea thats wat i got on this
Mar 24 2009 9:10PM
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