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brad holmes=fat shit ?

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gopher_guts
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is he as worthless as a pair of used teneightys? aye
went big and went home
Jan 17 2004 4:47PM
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SNOWMAN17
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last i heard he was gonna do a tour through ski towns rapping, what a good definition of a white trash piece of shit that tried to be a ski bum



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 17 2004 4:55PM
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ECfreeski3
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excellent analogy



friends don't let friends snowblade
Jan 17 2004 6:21PM
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Skierguy48
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holmes is a dumbass
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 17 2004 7:35PM
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skiflake
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he's not fat anymore, he lost like 20 pounds


PH represent
Jan 17 2004 7:51PM
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hexum
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so now hes just fat - 20

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Jan 17 2004 8:15PM
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SNOWMAN17
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hahahaha^^



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 18 2004 12:46AM
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dirty_dreb
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HAHAH THIS TITLE IS WICKED
brad hlmoes is a fukcing swivverled dick in the ski industry, hes just there to bug people/
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Jan 18 2004 3:12AM
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freeskiing04
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'i ski around the world but the west coast is where i'm from'
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Jan 18 2004 3:20AM
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therealjerk
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hahahaah, yes! this thread just made my night!!! thank you somebody else for saying what needed to be said. lets face it, since he quit rapping, he can't do a good segment.


Who don't ski,
But do more lines than coke fiends.

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420
Jan 18 2004 4:29AM
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Tical
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I think dudes funny.. :)
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Jan 18 2004 11:53AM
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SNOWMAN17
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hes segments in movies kept getting shorter and shorter, hes finally disappeared




i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 19 2004 2:35AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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haha, I was just about to say something about this but then saw this...

So, yeah!


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Jan 19 2004 11:15AM
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merlix
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None of you wankers can even compare to him in skill, so shove a sock in it.

He may be an underachiever in comparison to some of the better pros; but hes damn well better then you.
Jan 19 2004 11:22AM
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Tical
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^^ word..
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Jan 19 2004 11:53AM
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lanks
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in the 5 or so movies ive seen him in, all ive seen is 360 mutes/tails, backflips with the whole reverse cross thing with his tails, and ugly railslides.
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Jan 19 2004 12:05PM
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Maximumsushi
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Are you trying to say a lot of the members on the site can't compare to him in skill? He isn't a good skier, and he has terrible style. There are tons of skiers on this site who are pretty fucking awesome.
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Jan 19 2004 12:34PM
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Jaykyu
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Yeah I'm really tired of guys like Tanner and Candide getting all the props .. they ski like garbage. I'll be the first to admit that Candide hucks in the pipe (don't get me started on taht Tanner punk) but what about guys who rip it like Eric Pollard or Mike Douglas .. these are the guys that park monkeys wanna be like now. Mike Douglass started twin tips.
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Jan 19 2004 12:36PM
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ECfreeski3
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good point asshole^
thank you for submitting the most random post ever
i have better rail skills/style than holmes...



friends don't let friends snowblade
Jan 19 2004 12:48PM
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vOiCe
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i wwish freeze would get rid of the ask brad collum... it used to be funny but now its just a waste of valuable ski magazine
Jan 19 2004 3:44PM
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DuncanK
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I agree....holmes is just a fat piece of shit that can't ski and the only time you see him in videos or magazines is when he isnt skiing but rapping like a dumb fuck
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Jan 19 2004 3:49PM
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Stryken
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He should make a new rap for another ski movie, something that starts like,

I'm a fat piece of white trash who thinks he is cool,

and then maybe end it with something along the lines of,

If I went swimming I would drown in the bottom of the pool.......(pause)....cause I'm fat....

I dunno, what else rhymes with cool? Pool, tool, fool...any of them would work out wonderfully.


We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jan 19 2004 3:59PM
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con_cept
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I laughed out loud when I read the title of the post.



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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty
haha.. duty
haha.. diareha
hey lois... diareha
Jan 19 2004 4:17PM
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Papa
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he maybe back when skiing started to change was a fairly prominent athlete and he was good then, but he just hasn't adapted to the new tricks and styles, and he doesn't have a very individual look about him like plake for example so he really just has no reason in the skiing industry, he hasn't done anything new or unbelievable for probably 6 years, so he's washed up and probably half of the skiers on the site are as good as or better tahn him




Seize the carp
Jan 19 2004 4:30PM
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merlix
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90%+ of the skiiers on this site are 14 year old wannabees who cant do shit.
Jan 20 2004 1:33AM
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MagSeven
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'I don't do shit, I get shit done'

'Scuse me while I jump over this train'
Jan 20 2004 6:47AM
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alpinecowboy84
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did anyone see his movie. how in the fuck did that guy get his own fucking movie. its a pretty big statement when msp stops calling you for segments.
the white n word

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 20 2004 6:53AM
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Tical
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Im with merlix on this one..
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Jan 20 2004 8:55AM
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gopher_guts
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CONGRATS 'merlix(balls)' and 'tical(my balls)', thankyou for having the courage to stand up for yourselves and defend someone you could only have repect for if you were fatter and dumber than they..nice
went big and went home
Jan 20 2004 11:09AM
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Tical
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^^ And Im sure your the fuckin man and way better than Brad.. Yea.. Im fuckin sure..
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Jan 20 2004 12:01PM
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