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How Many States Have You Shit In?

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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
If you just driving through a state in your car or have a layover in some state, you haven't really visited that state.The way i see it is, you haven't really visited a state until you have shit in it. Even if you are just driving through it and you pull over at some gas station to drop a deuce, at least you met some locals and interacted a little.
 I have only shit in 11 states: california, florida, new jersey, pennsylvania, new york, connecticut, rhode islande, mass, new hampshire, vermont, and maine. But i bet many of you have shit in many more.
Post the number, the states, and if you want, a map from http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/VisitedStatesMap.html
 or http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/VisitedProvincesMap.html if you are a silly canadian. i had to save it and upload it the nweschoolers though.


Mar 24 2009 1:34PM
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northeastdan
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19 but im too lazy to make a map and list them all
Mar 24 2009 5:23PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3826 - Karma: 3,509
19 too lazy to name them though
Mar 24 2009 5:30PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
well i don't know about states, but i have taken a shit in the bathroom on top of the Eiffel tower.


Mar 24 2009 6:16PM
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Malcolm
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3 or 4ish
Mar 24 2009 6:21PM
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LineAddiction9
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First off I have been to every State except Hawaii.  that means I have SHIT in every State except Hawaii. But I shit on this whole country and everyone in it everyday of my life so that means I have shit on Hawaii also.   And thats why Obamas black is from my shit all over his face!!

Mar 24 2009 7:13PM
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chapz
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Mar 24 2009 7:22PM
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b-kul
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mass, florida, texas, utah, maine, vermont, new hampshire,i think thats it. sevens pretty good id say.
Mar 24 2009 7:27PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Entire eastern seaboard!

+Karma to you!
Mar 24 2009 7:28PM
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WSMFP
Posts: 824 - Karma: 123
[IMG]epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapServlet/VisitedStatesMap.jpg?states=AL&states=CA&states=CO&states=FL&states=GA&states=KY&states=MN&states=NC&states=ND&states=SC&states=TN&states=VA&states=WY&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US[/IMG]
Mar 24 2009 7:28PM
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WSMFP
Posts: 824 - Karma: 123
fuck HTML
Mar 24 2009 7:31PM
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WSMFP
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Mar 24 2009 7:34PM
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[MEGAMO]
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Mar 24 2009 7:35PM
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Crack.
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eh not bad
Mar 24 2009 7:38PM
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Crack.
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wow
Mar 24 2009 7:39PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
VisitedStatesMap.jpg
Mar 24 2009 7:52PM
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TheButterHashira
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I live in NC. It's ok, warm lakes and oceans and our ski hills are bigger than most of the ones in the midwest but they still suck.
Mar 24 2009 8:01PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13156 - Karma: 19,497
Illinoi
New York
Massechussetts

+karma for the thread creator for a new idea
Mar 24 2009 9:20PM
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slevin_kelevra
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Mar 24 2009 9:25PM
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BigM1218
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Mar 24 2009 10:19PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100

VisitedStatesMap.jpg

Mar 24 2009 10:25PM
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Benedetto.
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Mar 24 2009 11:17PM
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RunDMc
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VisitedProvincesMap.jpgVisitedStatesMap.jpg

Mar 25 2009 12:46AM
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tBatt
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work?
Mar 25 2009 12:55AM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
OMGOSH *11 year old girl voice* the clouds just cleared and everything was revealed to me. I was always curious about when i had officially visited a place. and now it all makes sense.

anyways. i been to
AZ, CA, Oregon, Washington, nevada,

Mexico, Australia, New Zealand
Mar 25 2009 1:06AM
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jayo.
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Mar 25 2009 1:15AM
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Balto
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Washington
Idaho
Oregon
California
Montana
Hawaii
BC
Sweden
Norway
Denmark
Poland
Istonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Russia
Mexico
Mar 25 2009 1:22AM
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Ben.
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youve never pooped?
Mar 25 2009 10:27AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
you have been all over europe, but you have never been to the east coast? that is kind of weird.
Mar 25 2009 10:53AM
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pjbauer
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hahaahha thats why his name is eastside

i got
-maine
-new hampshire
-vermont
-new york
-new jersey
-west virginia
-florida


Mar 25 2009 11:05AM
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YT.SKEEZE
Posts: 609 - Karma: 17

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http://www.epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapServlet/VisitedStatesMap.jpg?states=AK&states=CA&states=CO&states=HI&states=ID&states=MD&states=MS&states=MT&states=NV&states=NY&states=OR&states=TX&states=UT&states=WA&states=WY&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US

Mar 25 2009 11:15AM
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jayo.
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never
Mar 25 2009 12:54PM
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Beans13
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20 I think if we can count provinces too.
Mar 25 2009 1:36PM
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Benedetto.
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damn only one other person on here as shit in mississippi
Mar 25 2009 6:56PM
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basedjase
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Mar 25 2009 7:07PM
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BMskier
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29 states!!!! i destroy new england

i hope the map works.

http://www.epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapPageServlet?states=AZ&states=CA&states=CO&states=CT&states=FL&states=GA&states=ID&states=IL&states=IN&states=KS&states=ME&states=MD&states=MA&states=MI&states=MN&states=MO&states=MT&states=NH&states=NJ&states=NY&states=ND&states=OH&states=PA&states=RI&states=VT&states=WA&states=WV&states=WI&states=WY&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US

AZ CA CO CT FL GA ID IL IN KS ME MD MA MI MN MO MT NH NJ NY ND OH PA RI    VT WA WV WI WY

Mar 25 2009 7:09PM
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gnarrr
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Mar 25 2009 7:15PM
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Thenowhereman42
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When you live in California, you don't want to go anywhere else except Hawaii.

If there was a world map I would own this shit though.
Mar 25 2009 7:27PM
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WSMFP
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hahahahahahahahaha +k
Mar 25 2009 9:06PM
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skiminnesota
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i saw this beast when i visited AL.

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if you like Airplanes you need to take a day trip over to Pensacola and hit up the Air Museum there. its awesome!
Mar 25 2009 9:10PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
dammit, i am failing hard! i thought you said Alabama. MY BAD. haha

they're right next to eachother right? ;)

i fail hard. haha
Mar 25 2009 9:12PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
only two states.thats just disgraceful to america. how have you never been to the east coast?
Mar 27 2009 10:52PM
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LineAddiction9
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Ive also shit on you and in your house
Mar 27 2009 10:59PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
sick dude :)
Mar 27 2009 11:03PM
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Jhorski
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Mar 28 2009 1:49AM
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beezey
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Not enough
Mar 28 2009 9:08AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
maine
new hampshire
vermont
connecticut
rhode island
washington dc
virginia
michigan
florida


Puerto Rico
Canada - Toronto, Quebec
British Virgin Islands
Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo, La Romana
Mar 28 2009 9:50AM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126

Pa-Ny-Vt-Nj-De-Md-Fl-Ma-Nh-Maine-Ri-Ga-Oh

Bahmas-St. Marteen-St. Thomas-Puerto Rico-Canada

Mar 28 2009 2:26PM
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appa
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Mar 28 2009 2:41PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Its cold but the skiing sucks anyway, and the Mexican food isn't as good.  I can't really think of anywhere on the east coast I would want to go.  I have actually been to Utah once and Nevada quite a few times though, I just thought it was funnier that way.

Mar 29 2009 5:11PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
Ok. The skiing isn't as good and we aren't close to mexico (which is probably a good thing). Is that all you live for? just skiing and mexican food? You haven't even been to a real city until you have been to nyc. la doesn't even compare. there is a reason why the north east is the most populated part of the country. if the boswash region (costal region from southern maine to northeren virginia) were its own country, we would be the 24th most populous country behind ittaly and the 4th richest by gdp. i have been to cali several times. it is fun to vacation in, but i couldn't stand living their. there is more traffic even though there is less people, every one is fafke as shit, and its the most materialistic place i have ever been to.
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