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How Many States Have You Shit In?

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eastside
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If you just driving through a state in your car or have a layover in some state, you haven't really visited that state.The way i see it is, you haven't really visited a state until you have shit in it. Even if you are just driving through it and you pull over at some gas station to drop a deuce, at least you met some locals and interacted a little.
 I have only shit in 11 states: california, florida, new jersey, pennsylvania, new york, connecticut, rhode islande, mass, new hampshire, vermont, and maine. But i bet many of you have shit in many more.
Post the number, the states, and if you want, a map from http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/VisitedStatesMap.html
 or http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/VisitedProvincesMap.html if you are a silly canadian. i had to save it and upload it the nweschoolers though.


Mar 24 2009 1:34PM
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Nicholas.
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that was fun

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Mar 24 2009 1:40PM
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dguay13
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21 i think. dont really wanna write them all out man
Mar 24 2009 1:41PM
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gbirrd
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no
Mar 24 2009 1:41PM
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Nicholas.
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Mar 24 2009 1:43PM
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eastside
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holly shit. you almost have the whole eastern seaboard.
Mar 24 2009 1:47PM
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jayo.
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i havent shit in any states
Mar 24 2009 1:51PM
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OAK_TREE
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haha this is an awesome thread.

i have deuced in 11 States:
Arizona
Colorado
Florida
Illinois
Iowa
Indiana
Michigan
New York
Ohio
Virginia
Wisconsin
and Washington D.C. (which isn't a state)
Mar 24 2009 1:51PM
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Nicholas.
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haha yeah it helps that my family takes road trips to the south a lot. some day ill get georgia and florida.
Mar 24 2009 1:59PM
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kepler.
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Mar 24 2009 2:00PM
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ClownPrince
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Yes.

I counted 19:
Arizona
California
Florida
Idaho
Maine
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Oregon
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington

A picture would have been easier, but I'm not that smart.
Mar 24 2009 2:02PM
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Ben.
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Mar 24 2009 2:04PM
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Ben.
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shit i missed florida somehow
Mar 24 2009 2:05PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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Mar 24 2009 2:09PM
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Bren-Ten
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i always shit in fl.^
Mar 24 2009 2:09PM
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Tinga
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Mar 24 2009 2:19PM
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no_steeze
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some of these were shits in airports but i've taken a shit in all of these states

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Mar 24 2009 2:20PM
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no_steeze
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my picture doesn't work :(
Mar 24 2009 2:21PM
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dandougherty
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great thread hah.  i would say at least 25, but im probley forgetting some

[IMG]newschoolers.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapServlet/VisitedStatesMap.jpg?states=AZ&states=CA&states=DE&states=FL&states=GA&states=ID&states=IL&states=IN&states=MD&states=MA&states=MI&states=MN&states=MT&states=NH&states=NY&states=NC&states=OH&states=PA&states=TX&states=UT&states=VT&states=VA&states=WA&states=WV&states=WI&states=WY&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US[/IMG]http://www.epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapPageServlet?states=AZ&states=CA&states=DE&states=FL&states=GA&states=ID&states=IL&states=IN&states=MD&states=MA&states=MI&states=MN&states=MT&states=NH&states=NY&states=NC&states=OH&states=PA&states=TX&states=UT&states=VT&states=VA&states=WA&states=WV&states=WI&states=WY&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US

Mar 24 2009 2:40PM
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BigM1218
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Mar 24 2009 2:48PM
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Beer=Yum
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man you have shit in a lot of states! this is a pretty cool thread though. I've though about how many states i've been in/through but never how many i've dropped on in.

+k

Mar 24 2009 2:49PM
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Ben.
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i went on a LOT of family road trips when i was younger. that equals shitting in a lot of states
Mar 24 2009 2:55PM
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Mar 24 2009 3:12PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Haha this thread makes me laugh
Mar 24 2009 3:17PM
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skiminnesota
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awesome thread. haha

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RV for 3 weeks or more out of the summer = shitting in a large number of states. hahahah
Mar 24 2009 3:23PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Yep
Mar 24 2009 3:24PM
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slevin_kelevra
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Mar 24 2009 3:24PM
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skiminnesota
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what the hell?

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not a fail?
Mar 24 2009 3:24PM
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slevin_kelevra
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mines not showing up either
Mar 24 2009 3:26PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
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no puerto rico!

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and not to mention alot of countries in europe, australia, central and south america!!

Mar 24 2009 3:28PM
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skiminnesota
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Click for larger imagei should clarify, i no longer spend my summer in an RV. those were the younger days.

either way though, the RV is a freaking awesome way to spend family vacations.


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Mar 24 2009 3:31PM
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Ben.
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oh man you just kicked my counts ass. but you went to a bunch of states i have little desire to go to... aka the whole dirty south hahaha
Mar 24 2009 3:33PM
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RaDicAL_T
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I only like to poop at home
Mar 24 2009 3:34PM
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WhiteBurd
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do upper decks count?
Mar 24 2009 3:38PM
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skiminnesota
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haha i actually passed up going to GA two weeks ago. i picked skiing over seeing cousins haha

TN and NC are pretty cool though IMO.
Mar 24 2009 3:39PM
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SKETCHY_D
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16 but 18 including canada and bahams, oh n alaska but thats part of the 16
Mar 24 2009 3:58PM
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Ben.
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never been to TN (well, i drove through it, but that doesnt count)

NC wasnt bad though. just so goddamn humid. but then again im from chicago... i should be used to it
Mar 24 2009 4:01PM
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skithesprings
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theres a lot of shit in pennsylvania, like the skiing.

Mar 24 2009 4:01PM
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kepler.
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You can always tell you're in TN when you're driving through a bunch of hills and you pass a giant 50ft. Crucifix on the highway and then immediately see an even bigger sign advertising an adult store/strip club.
Mar 24 2009 4:17PM
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soulskier
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i figure at twenty years old, i'm not doing too bad
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Mar 24 2009 4:18PM
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DYFI
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Uh, New York, Mass, Connecticut, Vermont, Maine, Florida, Maryland, North Carolina, Oregon, Nevada, Utah, Rhode Island... how many is that?
Mar 24 2009 4:25PM
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Peter.
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mine is probably only about like 6 or so, mainly north east states, florida and georgia
Mar 24 2009 4:30PM
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soulskier
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arghhh
http://www.epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapServlet/VisitedStatesMap.jpg?states=AL&states=AR&states=FL&states=GA&states=IL&states=IN&states=IA&states=KS&states=KY&states=LA&states=MI&states=MN&states=MS&states=MO&states=MT&states=NE&states=NC&states=ND&states=OH&states=SC&states=SD&states=TN&states=UT&states=VA&states=WV&states=WI&states=WY&height=250&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US
Mar 24 2009 4:32PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Mar 24 2009 4:40PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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everybody should experience it. TN/NC have a lot of mountains, too.


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Mar 24 2009 4:42PM
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Pisces
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[img] http://www.epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapServlet/VisitedStatesMap.jpg?states=AZ&states=CA&states=CO&states=CT&states=DE&states=FL&states=IL&states=IN&states=KY&states=LA&states=ME&states=MD&states=MA&states=MS&states=NH&states=NJ&states=NY&states=NC&states=OH&states=PA&states=SC&states=TN&states=VT&states=VA&states=WV&states=WI&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US[/img]

Mar 24 2009 4:53PM
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eastside
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*** For everyone who is having trouble with the maps, you have to save it to your computer, upload it to newschoolers, then copy and paste it to this thread.

also, i did post a canadian link, but i didnt think it was worth posting the provinces i have shit in because its only one, but fuck it, here it is.



Mar 24 2009 5:00PM
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ATLskier
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I have been to NM, MA, DE, and a couple others, but no shitting there.
Mar 24 2009 5:02PM
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ATLskier
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http://www.epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapServlet/VisitedStatesMap.jpg?states=AL&states=AZ&states=AR&states=CA&states=CO&states=CT&states=DE&states=FL&states=GA&states=ID&states=IL&states=IN&states=IA&states=KS&states=KY&states=LA&states=MD&states=MA&states=MI&states=MN&states=MS&states=MO&states=MT&states=NE&states=NJ&states=NM&states=NY&states=NC&states=OH&states=OR&states=PA&states=SC&states=SD&states=TN&states=TX&states=UT&states=VA&states=WA&states=WV&states=WI&states=WY&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US


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[img]www.epgsoft.com/servlet/epgSoft.VisitedStatesMap.VisitedStatesMapServlet/VisitedStatesMap.jpg?states=AL&states=AZ&states=AR&states=CA&states=CO&states=CT&states=DE&states=FL&states=GA&states=ID&states=IL&states=IN&states=IA&states=KS&states=KY&states=LA&states=MD&states=MA&states=MI&states=MN&states=MS&states=MO&states=MT&states=NE&states=NJ&states=NM&states=NY&states=NC&states=OH&states=OR&states=PA&states=SC&states=SD&states=TN&states=TX&states=UT&states=VA&states=WA&states=WV&states=WI&states=WY&height=175&format=jpg&Submit=Create+Map&country=US[img]



maybe one of those will work?
Mar 24 2009 5:04PM
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ATLskier
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wtf? why wont it post?

anyways, the only states i haven't shit in are:

AK
HI
ND
NV
RI
OK
VT
NH
ME

been to but haven't shat
NM
DE
MA
Mar 24 2009 5:06PM
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kepler.
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Read the thread and all will be revealed...
Mar 24 2009 5:17PM
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