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Lol at american ignorance.

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connoroh
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Mar 23 2009 3:14PM
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Tasche
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Go Canada, Go US... Fuck Mexico.
Mar 24 2009 6:53PM
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eastside
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your heath care isn't even half as good as ours, why do you think canadians come down here to get treated. also, who gives a fuck if its easier to take drugs and drink, when you live in any good size city in the u.s, its the same way. also, i would wear a flag on my back with pride anywhere i go because only the shitty countries i have no interest in going to would jump someone wearing an american flag.
Mar 24 2009 7:14PM
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Delphi
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plus karma man^ I attach a great deal of pride with the American flag and wouldn't be ashamed to fly it in any country. No flag should ever fly higher.
Mar 24 2009 7:24PM
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OhMyBosh
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lol.


there are way too many patriotic idiots here...
Mar 24 2009 7:41PM
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Delphi
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with a sense of national pride moron
Mar 24 2009 7:52PM
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JeremyClarkson
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these kind of people make me ashamed to be an american. since its fox people are going to eat that shit up too. they should be deported. we will always have canadas back just as im sure you guys will have ours. im sick of this fighting. its tough times for the world and its going to get alot tougher. these are times to come together, not fight. i salute canada and her soliders. you have my sincerest apologies for these asswipes on fox.
Mar 24 2009 8:16PM
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540-switch.
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also, fuck all you canadian bitches. quit whining.
Mar 24 2009 8:25PM
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twin-tip-hero
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straight up fail
Mar 24 2009 8:28PM
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connoroh
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Alright now, you have to weigh some options when talking about healthcare. People go to the states for healthcare because they don't have to wait.

This is ONLY for incredibly, incredibly wealthy people. If i need a heart transplant, and just happen to have half a mill laying around, sure, i'll go to the states, cause i can have it within a week. Thats whats fuck is wrong with american healthcare. The wealthy stay healthy (LOL rhyme), and the poor suffer.

In canada, you pay your taxes, you get what you need, even if you may have to wait a bit. If your hecka-stanky-rich, then you get your heart faster.
Mar 24 2009 8:52PM
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Tasche
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I love Canada and I have had nothing but good times there. However here is my take on the relationship.

So you know when you make fun of yourself casually and then some kid you don't really know runs with the joke and its like, hey man I don't fucking know you, you can't make fun of me... That a little how I feel.

Canadians pretty much emulate American popular culture, except the weird french parts. We are your economy, and you ours. We are each others largest trading partners. So lay off once in a while it wouldn't hurt to back the US a little bit and get off your high horse. We are buddies stop ripping on us so hard, it hurts man.

Also I am an American. When I am in Europe I am an American. Why should I be ashamed to represent America? We fucking PWN. We have lost the path a little but hey wouldn't you if you PWNED this hard? And Europeans like Americans for the most part and if they don't then they are predijuce pricks.

Also these political pundits are just looking for ratings and do not represent America. It is TV get over it I know it sucks but if you have a big enough mouth then you can get on TV regardless of what you know. Its the same in Canada but no one watches your TV in the US. Except maybe a few shows. Kenny Vs Spenny is pretty tight.

nuf said
Mar 24 2009 9:03PM
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Tasche
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*prejudice, spell check sucks.
Mar 24 2009 9:05PM
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Meh42
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lolrebellion!

loving your country doesn't make you an idiot.

you're a bigger tool than that guy in the question mark suit who jumps around on his late night infomercial telling you how to get free money from the government.
Mar 24 2009 9:09PM
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Delphi
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lol, he must be patriotic to Britain. In that case, it must be ok, but for an American to be patriotic....now that's just fucking bullshit. At least we have an autonomous nation and aren't a Commonwealth Nation. Must be hard to be patriotic when you don't know what to be patriotic about.
Mar 24 2009 9:23PM
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ONTerriible
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Mar 24 2009 9:33PM
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spen-cer
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you're a fucking retard
Mar 24 2009 9:42PM
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Kazabazua
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bahaha he didnt say people would jump you, dont get so defensive.

Mar 24 2009 10:04PM
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p_n
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Stanky Sundays from gray sicalowski on Vimeo.
Mar 24 2009 10:06PM
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timmi
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haha i like your analogy.
the way i see it is we rip on the states because the eccentric people are what stand out to us. any person with half an ounce of intelligence would know that not all americans are gun happy idiots. i doubt even the majority are.
just like it would take an idiot to assume that canada is frozen all the time, or any other blatant stereotype. so dont worry about it.
Mar 24 2009 10:09PM
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Kazabazua
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also everyone needs to stop whining. your going to let these old pricks represent you? no, i dont know one american like this. I'm friends with tonnes of americans and there all good people just like canadians, this hate is only because we are different countries, people like to point out whats different and start shit between it. We have pretty similar cultures, our accents arent that far off, we both like to do beer bongs, if you asked me i'd say were the same people, you couldnt pick an american out of a canadian crowd or a canadian out of an american crowd unless they were wearing a big fucking flag on there chest or something. thats my rant im out peace.
Mar 24 2009 10:11PM
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jason...
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Even if that was an attempt to be funny it was just fucking rediculous. They blatantly ripped on Canada with facts a six year old could make up. Show some fucking respect for the 116 Canadian Soldiers that have been killed in the war. You fucking pricks.
Mar 24 2009 10:33PM
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epic_line
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Ok first of all at least we can fine were we are on a map.

But really let me answer some of these questions.

Since my mom is a nurse she knows about the health care and the reason are health care is bad is because of waiting time for surgery and shortage of beds, witch is caused by are funding not being monitored properly. Canada spends almost the most more then the us towards health care but the thing is the us watches every penny spent we just give it to the managers of the money and is probably given to themselves. For are military, are country is populated in the millions and is very small, but we have the better trained men such as urban warfare. We just tend to spend more time tanning men with leading edge technology.



Mar 25 2009 2:59AM
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Abc567def
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Get a couple more posts under your belt before you make a dumb ass remark like that.

Its people like you that give Americans a bad name.
Mar 25 2009 4:02AM
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ORski21
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are there canadian comics who make fun of the U.S.? I'm from the U.S. so i only see Canada made fun of.I think that'd be sorta funny to see, I wanna know what they make fun of most
Mar 25 2009 5:13AM
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OhMyBosh
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there is no need for patriotism. we are all the same people.
Mar 25 2009 8:52AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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ummm..also the fact that it fucking sucks anywhere north? cold and shitty? ever think of that?

theres a reason our big huge country is barely populated. because more than half of it is just not very nice to live in.
Mar 25 2009 11:36AM
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Delphi
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i will personally download 50 gigs of my fist up your ass.
Mar 25 2009 12:30PM
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eastside
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the u.s has plenty of big cities in places that should be uninhabitable. los vegas is in the middle of the dessert, denver is a mile above see level, anchorage ak (a city of over 200,000) is west  of the yukon, and hawaii is surrounded by thousands of miles of ocean. the reason your country is barely populated is because the immigrants who chose to migrate to north america chose to live in the u.s, not canada.
Mar 25 2009 12:43PM
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-AR_Seven-
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Yeah dude. Hawaii? Totally uninhabitable. Listen, could you not procreate, ever?
Mar 25 2009 12:53PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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oh.

my.

lord.


you're not by any chance.............a fascist are you?
Mar 25 2009 1:02PM
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Tasche
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haha this is one of the most moronic things I have ever heard. What the hell are you talking about? I live in Denver, I guess your right being a whole MILE above sea level means that I have to carry around oxygen and have a Sherpa like Sir Edmund Hillary. haha. Fuck man I could live in Hawaii with a tent and a fishing pole. You are way off base. Northern Canada is Arctic circle shit. People could live up there but they dont because it is cold.

this is great I hope you were joking because it is funny. haha Immigrants in the us, stop it man you are killing me.

Some of the US is going to become part of Canada anyway remember that crazy Russian dude?
Mar 25 2009 1:07PM
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eastside
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haha i was half serious. i was exagerating to prove a point. people could build cities anywhere in the world if they wanted to.
Mar 25 2009 1:10PM
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Delphi
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do you even know what a facist is?
Mar 25 2009 1:10PM
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Delphi
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haha that wasn't directed at you, sorry. I just thought I'd make a pointless post from Corky Romano cuz I think it's a wicked funny thing to say to someone. But I posted it without seeing your post. I don't know everything about Canada either. but karma for you because I wrongfully downloaded my fist up your ass. sorry bra
Mar 25 2009 1:20PM
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AhrenStein
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This thread is incredible, I don't even know where to start. There is just too much to make fun of right now.  All i am going to say is that Delphi and Steeze420 should be riding around is golden wheelchairs.
Mar 25 2009 1:26PM
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Steeze420
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thats a bold thing to say without any supporting evidence. if you are not going to back your shit up, then shut the fuck up.
Mar 25 2009 1:38PM
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AhrenStein
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alright Mr. state the facts.
Mar 25 2009 1:40PM
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skeedle
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this whole thread is supporting evidence. anyone who has read it, besides yourself and delphi will understand that.
Mar 25 2009 1:42PM
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connoroh
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You think He's Wrong? How much coke did you do before that first post. Lots?
Mar 25 2009 1:43PM
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Meh42
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but being a patriot doesn't mean you disdain the rest of the world, it just means that you're proud of your country.  example:  ann coulter is not a patriot, just a loud mouthed, bigoted idiot.
Mar 25 2009 1:43PM
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OhMyBosh
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granted you can be a patriot without hating on every other country... but the idea of patriotism is totally unnecessary, and is just used to get the general population to go along with someone retarded (example: war), because if you dont support the government, you're unpatriotic, and you should geeerrrrout (said in the voice of south park hicks in that episode about the war in iraq).


Mar 25 2009 2:06PM
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Tasche
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What about the Olympics?
Mar 25 2009 2:07PM
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OhMyBosh
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what about the Olympics? 
m not saying everything involving patriotism is terrible... im just syaing that in the context of this thread, patriotism is stupid. for the most part it makes ignorant americans think their country is the greatest thing ever and everyone else is a moron/gay/terrorist.
(im making vast generalizations here)
Mar 25 2009 2:11PM
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Meh42
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what you're referring to as patriotism is just a trumped up bastardization propagated by anyone in need of a powerful tool of manipulation.

real patriotism is good, "pop" patriotism is everything bad you listed. 
Mar 25 2009 2:25PM
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OhMyBosh
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^^i agree. i was referring to the type of patriotism displayed in the video in this thread and related things.
Mar 25 2009 2:46PM
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Delphi
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what the hell are you even talking about? We have both  made constructive posts and haven't expressed the least bit of ignorance about Canada.
Mar 25 2009 2:56PM
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k-rob
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way to prove her point dude.
Mar 25 2009 3:08PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mar 25 2009 3:09PM
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Delphi
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the original point made no sense, therefore her point made absolutely no sense.
Mar 25 2009 3:11PM
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Steeze420
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not really, she said that this whole thread is supporting evidence that we deserve a golden wheelchair, so delphi countered that, saying that we dont deserve the wheelchair because we made good points and showed no ignorance (except for my first post, which was supposed to be a joke).
Mar 25 2009 3:14PM
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k-rob
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^she just said that the two of you are the only ones who would not understand, and here you are saying that it doesn't make any sense and that you're both completely informed and not ignorant in the least bit. even if you were/are better informed, the smart thing to do would be to not respond, instead of telling her that you don't understand.
fuck.
Mar 25 2009 3:16PM
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