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Anson is dead.

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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
This is one of Anson's 1400 bitches that he keeps hanging around his pimp-pad. He died in the act of making love to me. It was the most wonderful experience I have ever felt.

I would ask all of you to make a donation to a local charity. Maybe if we make enough money, Anson's spirit will come down from heaven and rape lateralis in the anal cavity.
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Jan 18 2004 5:40PM
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gravteck
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code blue
Jan 18 2004 5:41PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
What's that? is that the sound of you coming out of the closet?
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Jan 18 2004 5:41PM
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1212j5j5
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hey. yeah. i was there, anson died. i was hodling the camera.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

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CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 5:42PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
O good god, give it a break!

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Jan 18 2004 5:42PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
cmon its funny
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Jan 18 2004 5:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
its over dude


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 18 2004 5:44PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
its only over when you're lying dead in a gutter with blood all over you body.
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Jan 18 2004 5:46PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahahahah right...................


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 18 2004 5:48PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
NO its not funny its stupid!

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Jan 18 2004 5:48PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
my anus is bleeding. my anus is bleeding

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 6:07PM
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freeskierboy
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
hahahaha
Jan 18 2004 6:55PM
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Billups07
Posts: 1647 - Karma: 15
for the love of god and all things holy my anus is bleeding


If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
Jan 18 2004 6:56PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
I died today too. I was banging my dog in the back of a puckup truck when we hit some ice and the dog bit my balls off. I died ten minutes later of penis-loss.

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'
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*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 18 2004 7:20PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
^that'll do it
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 18 2004 7:50PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
na that was gay. that guy doesnt know how to joke around. heres what you say: FUCK man, i died yesterday too, k, so im in the back of my pick up truck right? and im fuckin my doberman. its crazy, cuz we're bumpin down these back roads, and im just like. hmmm. good stuff right, then the dog takes a fuckin shit on my dick, and you know my moddo, if there shit on the dick, the bitch (female dog) licks it off. So the dogs deepthroating, and she drags her fucking teeth, im left with fuckin shit, cum and blood everywhere, so im fuckin laying there, my dick cut up, i whip out the cell fone, call 911. BEEP BEEP BEEP. FUCK its busy, im like. fuck im gonna die. then just to make matters worse. i hear BEEEEEEEEEEEEEeep rear ended by the fuckin transport behind us, i go rolling, left in the ditch beside the road, got some horsflies lickin the shit off and such. finally the ambulance arives, get my in. yeah. bled to death. end of story. fuck. that hurt. moral of the story, if your going to have anal sex with a female dog in the back of a moving pick up truck on the backroads, have the dog neutered.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 8:14PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
fuck you guys are lame, grow up

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Jan 18 2004 9:13PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha Ryan, you are a nasty motherfucker



-Sarah

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Jan 18 2004 9:42PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
OMG PHAT_TIM HAS SPOKEN
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Jan 18 2004 9:44PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
its amazing how many threads were spawned by steph's death.

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Jan 18 2004 9:47PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^It's amazing how gay those threads are, too.



-Sarah

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Jan 18 2004 9:55PM
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sickkid13
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
YA this whole people posting of them self dying is getting old.

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Jan 18 2004 9:58PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
What makes it not funny it no one really gives a shit about you, we care about Lat.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 18 2004 10:56PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
hahaha, then you really DO have no life!
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Jan 18 2004 11:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
tim said it best


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 18 2004 11:23PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
if i had a penny for everytime you said that, i'd be twice as rich as i am now.. and still only have 4 pennies.
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Jan 18 2004 11:28PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
see, no. i didnt care if lateralis was dead, nor do i care if anson is dead. but ansons is funny. harharharh. bitches.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 19 2004 7:56AM
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