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What the fuck happened last night?

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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
alright recap from what my friends told me, not in chronological order...

my friend threw up off a porch directly onto the homeowner's dog,
another friend was peeing off the porch onto the same dog,
i had a bowl of fruity pebbles and beer,
another friend drew on me while i was awake staring at him telling him to stop, but i didnt do anything i just layed there,
same friend took my phone and texted ridiculous sexual questions to every girl in my phone book,
same kid t-bagged another friend, while he was asleep with a girl, the girl woke up, looked at what was happening, and rolled back over.
handle of captain was left on top of the fridge, i opened the fridge, and it fell right into my shin giving my a nice bruise/cut,
another friend showed up, just walked in the door, went into the cabinets, chugged an entire bottle of maple syrup in less than 10 seconds, took 4 exlax, and left.
and one kid has a black eye because he woke up while someone was drawing on him, he got up and punched the wrong kid right in the face.

as i remember more, or people tell me i will add.
Mar 22 2009 11:31AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
sounds like an anti weed comercial on the television. were you high on dope? you know its a gateway drug right, by next week you will be killing hookers just to get to your precious black tar herione
Mar 22 2009 11:34AM
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jordanr
Posts: 58 - Karma: 20
Sounds like you had a good night,

Mine went something like this, glen eden sesh during the day 3 off the first jump in the line just for fun goes fine, do it a couple more times. 6th time binding explodes off the back of my ski and i tweak my knee.

Furiously ski on one ski down to the rental/repair shop to get it remounted sitting there for 30 minutes guy comes out and says oh i cant do that today you will have to wait until tomorrow to get it. so i take my skiis throw them on the ground and call it a day. was not happy

go out to the bar last night with some buddies around 11. shots until i drop no idea what happened after 12. Somehow got back to a buddies house woke up this morning on the floor beside an empty couch that had a couple of pillows on it ??

But there was no puking so its all good
Mar 22 2009 11:43AM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
sounds like my st patricks night haha
Mar 22 2009 11:50AM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
my last night was pretty sick, i ended up getting arrested and calling my parents at 4am because i was at a houseparty, and the homeowner was out of town but her daughter was left alone. gayest moment of my life
Mar 22 2009 11:56AM
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The_Tim
Posts: 779 - Karma: 36
sounds like you're still in highschool. dont worry though, youll graduate, party at college and realize how stupid and immature that all is.
Mar 22 2009 11:57AM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
dude you're so cool and mature
Mar 22 2009 12:00PM
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Alkyy
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^unfotrunatly hes basically right....
Mar 22 2009 12:01PM
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spruitm
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you sound like a fresman in college.  you'll grow up and realize you sound just as dumb
Mar 22 2009 12:02PM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
im just saying i dont care if its stupid and immature, it was fucking fun and thats all i really care about
Mar 22 2009 12:03PM
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The_Tim
Posts: 779 - Karma: 36
been to two colleges already, dropped out, skied a lot, now attending my third. try to step to that cocksucker!

wow, so much fun by the way, to draw and rub dicks on each other! awesome! i remember when i had my first beer
Mar 22 2009 12:07PM
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Mrvic.
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 154
good thing you had your fruity pebbles, unfortetly i am running low so i hav a small bowl of fruity pebbles and a bigger one of Capn CRunCH!
Mar 22 2009 12:09PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
maple syrup chugger must be feeling it hardcore, that is nasty.
Mar 22 2009 12:14PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

what ever happened to normal parties everyone just having fun drunk and playing drinking games.

like peeing on dogs? and chuging maple syrop? And taking exlax for fun? grade 8?

Mar 22 2009 12:15PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
^ hah sounds like a group of incontinent old people at the nursing home.
Mar 22 2009 12:18PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
are you a boy or a girl?

your name is pink, but also says you have a dick.
Mar 22 2009 12:23PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
hah thats fucking rich

i woke up to a pan full of cornbread in my house, apparently i drove home, made cornbread?, faced it, and then went back to the party.

the_tim, your a fucking faggot dude.
Mar 22 2009 12:23PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
i remember my first beer...
Mar 22 2009 12:24PM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
the kid didnt intentionally pee on the dog, he was peeing off a porch and didnt realize the dog was standing below.
and if you dont think chugging maple syrup is cool fucking kill yourself now.

jeezus christ, i feel like im talking to a bunch of fucking ski patrollers.
Mar 22 2009 12:29PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
ahaahahahhahahaha what the fuck?
Mar 22 2009 3:22PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

Bahaha. I love waking up and realizing whta the night was like.

This morning I woke up and realized that 5 of us tried to hitch a ride from a police officer...and 2 of us were laying in the middle of the road playing dead so he would stop. So once we realized he was a cop and the lights turned on, we ran the fuck away and hid behind some trees and a dumpster. 

Mar 22 2009 3:27PM
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skijunkiedtm
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wait, you let people draw on you after ONE beer? or am i missing something.
Mar 22 2009 3:30PM
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shrEddie
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hmm buzzkill

i like to get drunk but i dont put my balls in other dudes mouths
Mar 22 2009 3:45PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
you're definitly missing something
no where in that story does it say "i drank one beer"
Mar 22 2009 8:25PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
want to know what i'd find fucking fun? lighting your bed on fire while you were sleeping in it. it would be fucking fun and that's all i really care about.
Mar 22 2009 8:33PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 715
you're incontinent
Mar 22 2009 8:34PM
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huge-go
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Sounds fucking awesome. And I'm wondering too whether you're a boy or a girl.
Mar 22 2009 8:42PM
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BrightonFridays
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youAREsoHARD
Mar 22 2009 8:55PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
the only bowl i had last night was weed.... and like 10 of them..
yea and i remember alll of my night! and i woke up feeling refreshed! and i played lacrosse this morning! and acutally got something done! awesome  get wasted and shit on each other everywhere!!! SO MUCH FUN!
Mar 22 2009 9:00PM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
1. that would not be fun.
2. posting things like this is just making everyone like you less than they already do.

p.s. i am a hermaphrodite.
Mar 22 2009 9:00PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
pics or its not true
Mar 22 2009 9:04PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
hah this is dick but the first thing i thought of when i read this thread was..." I remember when I had my first beer...."

Mar 22 2009 9:07PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
1. you have no idea how much joy i'd take in setting your bed on fire while you were sleeping in it.
2. like i give a fuck.
Mar 22 2009 9:09PM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
dude you're so tough you dont even care if people like you!?
holy shit, i didnt realize you were so core brah, sorry.
Mar 22 2009 10:02PM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12

haha nice

never happened to me with a cop- must have been interesting

Mar 22 2009 10:07PM
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Leo.
Posts: 508 - Karma: 17

Last night i woke up in my friends car, alone.  I was laying across his back seat.  We were parked on a street and the street side door was open a bit.  I open my eyes and see two sets of boots colored by the unmistakable glow of cop lights.  The two cops are giving me my wallet BACK.  What the fuck.  After completely lying about whose car I was in and honestly not being able to tell which house my friends were in, they left.  it was a strange night.

Mar 22 2009 10:20PM
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