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Parents Claiming shit about you

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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355

I hate it when my parents have friends over and they just keep talking about what there little son did over the march break or on the weekend.

Ex. My moms like, oh Tyler went skiing 3 days out of the week and he was tired and had fun. And all march break it seemed liked he was having a great time!
Like wtf? Im sitting right here, why do you have to tell shitty storys about me that no one cares about but you.

I still love you mom. :)

/endrant

Mar 21 2009 4:06PM
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feihlination
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Mar 21 2009 4:12PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
i have 177 poasts
and 1177 karma.

not anymore!
Mar 21 2009 4:15PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Because it is a parent's natural tendency to boast about their kids, which is why some parents take it too far and try to live through their kids and inadvertently destroy any possible relationship with their child.
Mar 21 2009 4:19PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
my dad likes to tell visitors about the stupid things i've done, like getting alcohol poisoning at school, or fainting at boston pizza.
my mom just talks about the sports i do.

Mar 21 2009 4:21PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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My mom likes to tell everyone about me doing Karate in the 4th grade, its even better when she tells me to show them my kata.
Mar 21 2009 4:23PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
Haha

I especially hate it when they tell me to show there friends stuff.
Its like im sitting on my ass on the computer, do I really have to show them something they dont care about?
Mar 21 2009 4:26PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
my mom likes to talk about how much i know about computers.. because she doesnt even understand how to use gmail.
Mar 21 2009 4:28PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
woah there.
Mar 21 2009 4:39PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahaha my mom always tells everyone how im sooo good at skiing and i might even go to the "olympics" aka xgames according to her haha so if it doesnt happen i'll dissapoint my mommy and all her friends.

and also when i was little i was chubby haha and everyone saw me that way and i lost a ton weight like 3 yrs ago she stills brags about how skinny i am and look like a model to everyone. i just laugh it off.

ps: NOT claiming anything, parents are jsut silly.
Mar 21 2009 4:44PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
That shit is obviously underwater......
Mar 21 2009 4:48PM
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Elijah.
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Heresy.
Mar 21 2009 5:01PM
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Cudder.
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holy fuck i never noticed that    it all makes sense now
Mar 21 2009 5:08PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
This is kinda the opposite but I was getting groceries with my mom today, didn't dress up obviously... I have a fucking black eye from wrestling with a friend last night, I'm wearing shitty black sweatpants with tears in the bottom, a shirt with a blatantly obvious hole from a runaway cigarette ash, I haven't shaved in two weeks, I'm hungover and look it... and who do we run into but my old 4th grade teacher and her gorgeous blonde daughter (9.5 easy) who goes to school nearby. And my mom is sitting there like "Ahaha, Andrew looks like hell today, sorry, he probably didn't even shower ahaha!" I did my best to make it into a joke but it did not go well. Fucking thanks mom, you're the best.
Mar 21 2009 5:12PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
dude your so fucking stupid we all know that hippos can't live underwater, they dont have gills.  i cant believe your so stupid, get the fuck off NS, no infact get off the internet because your just a waste.
Mar 21 2009 5:19PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
I hate when my parents brag about how well I do in school. Annoying as hell
Mar 21 2009 5:34PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
i hate it when your mom brags about me. shit gets so embarrassing, your dad gets pissed.
Mar 21 2009 5:39PM
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Aaaron.
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Mar 21 2009 5:41PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
haha my mom always says she can never be proud of me. wtf are you talkking about?
Mar 21 2009 6:34PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
my mom feels the need to tell random people mine and my siblings' life stories
Mar 21 2009 6:38PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
yeah my mom does the same shit. pretty whack but hey, what can you do.
Mar 21 2009 9:07PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
find it annoying to hear my mom tell the same story over and over again to diferent people. normally a story that i was a part of, and i know she is bending the story like a pretzel.

also i dont care if she says what i did but the "didn't you darling" *plays with my hair* "hand gets slapped*
that gets a tad bothering
Mar 21 2009 9:08PM
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mellifluous
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ahhh yes it does
Mar 21 2009 9:58PM
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coolhandluke
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lies! when have you ever seen a hippo in the water?
Mar 21 2009 10:06PM
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-Mugatu
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I hate it when my mom tells people about how awesome I am.  How im 17, own like 12 1/2 companys, one being Google, ( if you haven't heard of it, check it out, www.google.com).  Im pretty much set for life, me and Richard Branson are gonna have a rocket ship race tomorrow.  My Mom for some reason likes the story of when I took Seal on a fishing trip.  I hate it when my mom brags about me, ughh
Mar 21 2009 10:15PM
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Dainsey
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dude my gma used to claim in like 5th grade how i could say all 50 presidents from memory hahahahaha
Mar 21 2009 10:18PM
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sklermang
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my mom will be on the phone with family friends that i dont know too well and be going on for 10 minutes about stuff i do and then out of the blue shes always like "and alex just wants you to know.." or "thats what he's telling me", making me sound like im a tool that wants to tell strangers my life story

but w/e i live in a house i dont pay for so im not complaining
Mar 21 2009 10:28PM
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KingTaco
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my mom doesnt brag about me too much. but when she goes to tell a story she always screws up big details and then gets pissed when i correct her.
Mar 21 2009 10:39PM
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nickrdwd
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my parents find it necessary to tell everyone in our extended family stories of how ive fucked.

Mar 21 2009 10:58PM
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Slinger1x1
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my brother moved into Tulane and then he and my parents had to leave three hours later because of katrina. well basically he had one hell of a college experience, techinically attending atleast 4 different colleges over his 4 years.

I heave heard the story (told by my mom) so many times that i have wanted to kill myself. fortunately shes told almost everyone she knows so i haven't heard it lately.

Mar 21 2009 11:08PM
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[MEGAMO]
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my mom loves to tell anybody and everybody the story of how i crashed my bike and skewered my sac with the handlebar. the worst part is she always says scrotum instead of sac or nuts, its horrible.
Mar 21 2009 11:32PM
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Slinger1x1
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i would think the worst part is that she tells people how you skewered your sac when you crashed your bike....
Mar 21 2009 11:36PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Hahaha....
I was high as shit when I said it was obviously underwater.  I thought somebody was retarded and didn't see that, I dunno fuck.
Mar 21 2009 11:45PM
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gbirrd
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man be cool. your parents are prob just proud of you. like i dont know what else to say. they probobly just like talking about you to make people impressed about you or something.

dont get so pissed about it take it as a complement kinda. even though it might be anoying its meant good

Mar 22 2009 12:01AM
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Download-My-Apps
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geeee guys sure sucks your parents love you.
Mar 22 2009 12:11AM
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Justin.B
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Listen little cousin. If your parents are claiming, let em claim!
lol but seriously, your moms nice, dont let her annoy you.
its better than when my dad sees rails on the side of the road and says "Justin, you should go hit that urban"
hahaha
Mar 22 2009 12:12AM
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SKETCHY_D
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my parents tell their friends about all the embarrasing shit ive done like how i was printing off pics of pamela anderson in 6th grade, n they found one.
Mar 22 2009 12:17AM
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gbirrd
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lmfao that sucked. mines better though

alright so at a christmas family dinner with all the family like 18 of us. my dad started telling stories. then cuz he had some wine he felt like telling the story about him catching me jerking off. yea so as he started my mom already knew the story cuz he told her before, so she got up n slaped him beofre he told it all. but he already said most of it so everyone knew. not a big deal but i still found it funny still.

Mar 22 2009 12:22AM
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gbirrd
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lmfao that sucked. mines better though

alright so at a christmas family dinner with all the family like 18 of us. my dad started telling stories. then cuz he had some wine he felt like telling the story about him catching me jerking off. yea so as he started my mom already knew the story cuz he told her before, so she got up n slaped him beofre he told it all. but he already said most of it so everyone knew. not a big deal but i still found it funny still.

Mar 22 2009 12:22AM
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Mrvic.
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word
Mar 22 2009 12:24AM
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SKETCHY_D
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haha that blows even more, sucks that ur dad walked in on u masterbating, ive come so close so manytimes, but was good about hiding it, dont u love parents
Mar 22 2009 12:25AM
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HR8938Cephei
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hahaaha dude my dad says the same thing to me
Mar 22 2009 12:27AM
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gbirrd
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lmao yea it was wierd though how he caught me. i was sleeping at my 2:30am and i woke up really horny i know weird so i was jerking it. and all the sudden he comes in. like wtf 2:30am and he randomly comes in.
Mar 22 2009 12:28AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Sketchball
Mar 22 2009 12:29AM
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MatRich
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my g mah claims for me!

Mar 22 2009 12:35AM
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SKETCHY_D
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were u in your room or on the comp?
Mar 22 2009 12:36AM
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