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1212j5j5
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Its gay, Yesterday somone took a shit at my restaurant and missed the toilet.. in the womans washroom. i had to clean it up.. it was gross. WHO THE FUCK MISSES THE TOILET? bitch about your work here please.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 5:43PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
*tear
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

That is the funniest thead I have every read, besides the Dick one in the toilet, but still!

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Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert
Jan 18 2004 5:46PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
fuck you man, they gave my rubbers and paper towel. i had to pick shit up. i washed my hands for like 15 minutes after that. fuck.. WHO THE FUCK MISSES THE TOILET? and since when do girls take shits :S :S :S
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 6:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahahahhahhaha thats the best thing ever, hahahhhahahah was it corny?? did it smell nice ryan???


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 18 2004 6:14PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
lol I'm sorry but thats preety damn funny,

It would be Nasty very Nasty for you

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Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert
Jan 18 2004 6:15PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
it was smudged, like they stepped in it. lateralis.. howd you know my name :|???? wait, did i meet you at blue at one point?
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 6:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no, ive talked to you on here, i asked you your name and you said ryan, so im guessing that was your name


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 18 2004 6:35PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
very good. im proud. your alive you dumfuck. :D. yeah, but shit is gross. i was fuckin.. i almost puked man.. no joke. that was so gross.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 6:59PM
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SkiFree_MT
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Id just make someone else pick that up. thats pretty damn gross though



to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720


Chad-\'lets head north.\'
Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!


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Jan 18 2004 7:06PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
im like the lowest position ther eman. dish washer/salad guy. im nothing to them= i pic up shit.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
Jan 18 2004 7:07PM
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*cowboy*
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haha did you wash your hands before you made the saldads?.... salad guy??


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Jan 18 2004 7:13PM
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bigsky_gurl
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I work at a ski resort, and they try and get me to clean the bathrooms. I told them they dont pay me enough to clean the men's bathroom, and if thats a problem they can fire me. They are pretty understanding about that though. I would probably quit my job if I had to clean something like that up, my stomache is way too sensitive.



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Jan 18 2004 7:18PM
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