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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

State your awesome claims right here!

Mar 19 2009 8:57PM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
pshhhhh give me your claim
Apr 4 2009 2:33AM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
hahaha I fuckin hate my mum she fucked up my life
Apr 4 2009 2:33AM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
way to make me feel like shit now
Apr 4 2009 2:35AM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
i am lacking ideas
Apr 4 2009 2:35AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
ive definitely been railing a girl while i drank a beer.

right now im in bed with a hot ass girl drinking and on ns. not really the best claim ever........its a friday night. 
Apr 4 2009 3:20AM
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asp3ndukes
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
i made this

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Apr 4 2009 12:54PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
I met a guy called Bob Wallisch
Apr 4 2009 2:15PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
havent left couch in 3 days except for bare essentials uch as fruit loops
Apr 4 2009 2:19PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
...and its not funny.
Apr 4 2009 2:21PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
What about your black guys? lol.
Apr 4 2009 2:28PM
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get_toasted
Posts: 422 - Karma: 15
I smoked herb with the kid from that retarded show "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide," At a Slightly Stoopid show in the Canyons a year or two back...

This kid: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1128488/
He was annoying as shit.
Apr 4 2009 2:31PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
hahahhahah true
Apr 4 2009 2:44PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
haha, what can i say im a huge homo.
Apr 4 2009 4:02PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
I just fruit booted in the back of my local subway
Apr 4 2009 8:09PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
im still pissed i missed that by just a few hours
Apr 4 2009 8:25PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
^^with my friend
Apr 4 2009 10:55PM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
i once beat Chucki Norris in a fight.
Apr 4 2009 11:06PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
false, nobody beats chuck norris in a fight
Apr 4 2009 11:08PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
Im going backcountry skiing in the morning and bringing the sleds with us to access more remote areas!! Oh and there will be girls and beer there. Then we are going to BBQ.
Apr 5 2009 1:57AM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
he beat "chucki" norris not chuck noris chucki norris is chuck norris retarded half brother with no torso
Apr 5 2009 2:09AM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
go cut off your fucking balls 0/0 karma keep this pointless bullshit of NS NOW
Apr 5 2009 1:21PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
YES froot loops kick ass
Apr 5 2009 1:25PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
notice it says friday, whoever the homo is who told my girlfriend i said sunday. thanks a lot for that.
Apr 7 2009 10:04PM
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