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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

State your awesome claims right here!

Mar 19 2009 8:57PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
1st
Mar 19 2009 8:59PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44

I was blessed by the dalai lama when I was less than a year old.

I shook obama's hand last october.

Mar 19 2009 10:00PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
at a bar I danced with the winner of the hottest ass competition
Mar 19 2009 10:02PM
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MOGULS...
Posts: 505 - Karma: 194
I ski at tom wallisch's home resort??
Mar 19 2009 10:02PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

all sick but...

I smoked weed with phelps!.... jk of coarse

I tripped a mexican kid today in gym. hey got mad

Mar 19 2009 10:05PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
i skied with tom wallisch!

AND i beat steve stepp in guitar hero!
Mar 19 2009 10:06PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
yeah well im in the computer lab doing my stats homework and drinking lipton green tea. beat that bitches
Mar 19 2009 10:07PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

I will now claim that you lost THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!

and that ryme

Mar 19 2009 10:09PM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24

I have an 18inch female pleasure organ in between my left and my right knee..i call it my Weenie

Bad joke + crazy CLAIM

Mar 19 2009 10:10PM
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yoyoho
Posts: 166 - Karma: 38
When i was out in tignes winter 04/05 for the season, i skied behind candid thovex.
Mar 19 2009 10:10PM
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yoyoho
Posts: 166 - Karma: 38
When i was out in tignes winter 04/05 for the season, i was skiing behind candid thovex.
Mar 19 2009 10:12PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
ive had sex with 5 different black guys.
Mar 19 2009 10:14PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
i havent showered in 5 days...
and i rock the dirt ball status in a EC Biggie tall
Mar 19 2009 10:14PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
i did a sw 1800 tail off a 5 footer and afterbanged the shit out of it Claim\
Mar 19 2009 10:19PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
pfft 5 days? im not impressed. get back to me after 2 weeks plus being in africa and we will talk. not a fun experience at all.(thye not showering at least, africa is the shit)
Mar 19 2009 10:20PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497
i was at the newschoolers secret head quarters today
Mar 19 2009 10:21PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
oh dont worrie.. i just telling you were iam currently at...
it will be a whlie till i shower... dont worrie.
Mar 19 2009 10:21PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
sounds like a plan then. let me know how it goes.
Mar 19 2009 10:28PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
wu tang mentioned me in a line.......
Apr 3 2009 4:48AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

as a mountainbikeguide, i showed the german womens biathlon team around. all in all they got 5 olympic gold medals, and 14 times world championship gold medals, beat that

Apr 3 2009 5:39AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
my nicknames huge
Apr 3 2009 5:53AM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
I was there twice this week and I helped Jim make the 4bi9 url on the ns tall tee pink
Then I got free stickers /claim
Apr 3 2009 8:02AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
i once carried 10 people out of a burning building all on my back.
Apr 3 2009 8:07AM
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Dick_Squandel
Posts: 737 - Karma: 10
Brianna Frost (the porn star) went to my high school.

She was such a dirty slut even in high school.
Apr 3 2009 8:33AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
i was friends with this guy who is now one of the best/younger gay porn stars ever. His porn name is RJ Danvers.
Apr 3 2009 10:04AM
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gnarlygoodski22
Posts: 429 - Karma: 18
My grandma is great friends with Mrs. Hilfiger, so I get to see Tommy every once in a while. I have smoked weed with him.
Apr 3 2009 11:04AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
sorta similar to this, elizabeth banks went to my high school.
Apr 3 2009 11:08AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
i can roll a better blunt than anyone on this site.
Apr 3 2009 2:33PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
one time i wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands
Apr 3 2009 3:56PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
i killed a man with a trident
Apr 3 2009 4:20PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
And she's a very clean slut.
Apr 3 2009 4:24PM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
started my own company before I was 18

Can do almost any circus trick, eg. diabolo, juggle, devil sticks, blow fire....
Apr 3 2009 4:36PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
you sure? haha
Apr 3 2009 4:43PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
my name rhymes with "meter"
Apr 3 2009 4:55PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
i was an ns overnight sensation :)
Apr 3 2009 5:26PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
wash youre hands
Apr 3 2009 5:26PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
o, thats why they call it a claim...
Apr 3 2009 7:13PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i dont have too many epic claims really...

i have followed my dreams from a young age, met many people, been many places, and had many great experiences. I have been poor, and rich (only kinda), and have a girlfriend that i love, and who loves me back.

and im currently working on finishing school doing something i love, every day i go to work i make someones life a little better (or straight up save it), and i enjoy my spare time.

All in all, im happy.

claim.
Apr 3 2009 7:19PM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32
haha thats fucking awesome, I hope he was taking it easy on you
Apr 3 2009 7:22PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
No you can't.
Apr 3 2009 7:22PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
very. i just rolled one it was probably my 18,934th blunt.
Apr 3 2009 9:13PM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
not true dale, don't be ridiculous..

I met jon olsson in a grocery store at sunday river.
Apr 3 2009 9:37PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
i was born, live and grew up in whistler. graduated whistler secondary 2006! yeah!

Apr 3 2009 9:40PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
Bill and Hillary Clinton live in my town. Bill was banging my friends mom behind Hillary's back. I shook his hand twice

Venessa Williams lives in my town, he son is in my grade.

My last name is Dubs (uber claim)

I'm fucking matt damon
Apr 3 2009 9:51PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
I'm makin $730 a week this summer. All I really got.
Apr 3 2009 10:11PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

i won the burping contest at windells

session 3 baby

Apr 3 2009 10:29PM
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steezc-ross
Posts: 822 - Karma: 1,157
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. IM SERIOUS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST FIVE QUIZZESYOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY.xSEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He put it in 4 threads. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only put this in 7 threads. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary
Apr 4 2009 12:55AM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
I skied with toben sutherland for a couple weekends

I yelled out to eric pollard "eric I want your babys" and he laughed and threw me a shirt.

I went to shake t halls hand and he rejected but then lion pawed me or what ever its called

Im totally frickin in love with a girl and she loves me yeah major claim
Apr 4 2009 2:30AM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
would that girl happen to be your mother?
Apr 4 2009 2:31AM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
meannnnnnn
Apr 4 2009 2:32AM
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