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Sooo im in the Library...

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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
And i realllly got to fart.... I know for a fact its gonnna be loud as shit they have been all day...
Sooo whats the votes on what do?

open for all ideas
Mar 19 2009 8:44PM
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ChefBoyardee
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
SEND 'ER!!
Mar 19 2009 8:45PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
take a straw, stick it up your ass and let the gas siphon out. silent!

make sure to casually power walk away afterwards..
Mar 19 2009 8:46PM
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rvca
Posts: 311 - Karma: 13
let it go and then if anyone looks ot you just start beat boxing like nothings wrong
Mar 19 2009 8:46PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
soo its still brewing cause i held it in for some responses.... any other ideas? i got like 4 mins till blow off. haha
Mar 19 2009 8:55PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
Fart and then laugh really loud untill people tell you to be quiet
Mar 19 2009 8:59PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
do itt
Mar 19 2009 9:00PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

start walking...

fart...

then afterbang the shit out of it!!!

Mar 19 2009 9:04PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
fart and then follow it up with a nice yell
Mar 19 2009 9:06PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
just go into the bathroom and fart?
Mar 19 2009 9:08PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

thats stupid

im sorry

Mar 19 2009 9:11PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Exactly my thoughts.
Mar 19 2009 9:14PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
Duh oh Send er.

Soo it has been sent, and there are like three tables of attractive women around where im sitting and it was herd by just about all of them..

i followed the loud blast with a famous quote "YALL SEEN THE LEPRACHAN SAY YAYYYYY!" no one said ya. sooo its starting to smell sooo im gonna send on out.


Mar 19 2009 9:15PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mar 19 2009 9:17PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA perfect thing to yell
Mar 19 2009 9:30PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 19 2009 9:32PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
ahahahhahahhaa +k thats great shit
Mar 19 2009 9:37PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
that was soooo great i wish karma could go higher than 10
Mar 19 2009 9:39PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
finally another perfect thread on nser's....
Mar 19 2009 9:44PM
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MOGULS...
Posts: 505 - Karma: 194
haha well played sir
Mar 19 2009 9:46PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
haha do it but film it
Mar 19 2009 9:51PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
hahaahah oh epic
Mar 19 2009 9:54PM
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