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Stupidest thing you've ever done. This goes out to Apple(Thom)
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Well now, probably maybe when thom and i tried to build a ramp off of my rickedy dock into the river using rotting logs and a piece of warped particle board. Also to get to the dock, you had to drop a 2 foot ledge and once the dock got wet and things got slippery... That when thom lost part of his leg to a dock post. Also maybe when i fooled around with 2 cousins at the same party and expected them not to find out...
Justin the Hick
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yah it didnt turn out as bad as i thought it would
he yelled at us for like 10 minutes then told us to go and not come back again
but good lord that bomb was crazy aaa it was a monster
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someoen should read all these and say who wins the stupidest person award, if anyone has naymore to throw in, go ahead before the judging begins
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Skiierman takes it just because he has so many... that crazy asshole.
-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
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honestly, who shoots at their friends with a 22, and then shoots off their finger.
-Thom Savery
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy
violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
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yeah i agree ive read all of them and tahts pretty stupid
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Japanese steeze
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yeah, good thing you didn't shoot him in the head.
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I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas
'maybe we should stick to anal sex and fighting preggos heh?'-ellerman
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^ its a 22, he could take it. the eye could have caused damage tho..
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whoever shot the roman candle in school deserves some recognition
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honestly..going out with this girl for like a year. in the end it was like,why did i waste that much time on you. being single is where its at
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woo-hoo, all that pain and suffering for an award! yesa! anyway, didnt someone on this site make a homemade bomb inside their house and something else about flying glass? i dont remember the full story.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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I duck taped my penis to my leg
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PIssed my pants when i was drunk infront of my mom
He who hesitates masturbates
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-Shot out moving (rental) car window with my trusty Red ryda
-Called 911 (dont know why)
-casually kicked up skateboard into head trying to look cool for some girls (7stitches)
-broke my vans window with my slingshot
-brought homemade bomb in my hand to my friends mom (not lit)
-Spent $1959.00 on High North camp for a week of rain
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wasnt that harvey who made the bomb in his grage? i remember somthing about it, and everyone was supprised that someone who made or ran the site could have done somthing so retarded... i also just mgiht be makeing this up.. but i seem to recal somthing about that.
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy
violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
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went down a fireman's pole head first and got a major concussion
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ummm fell through my aunts railing at her house and smashed my head on the concrete - major concusion #2
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shot myself in the foot with a pellet gun
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rode my bike into a brick wall. tried to 50 a rail that is too high for that. iv done a lot of other really stupid stuff but im very lucky they didnt have a bad outcome. id say the one about the homeaaid bomb in the tree wins
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im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
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shut the hell up concept due, try putting that all in one post so I don't have to scroll down so much next time, bloody tampon
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^ hes just post whoring.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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no no i just posted and then i would remember somethin the next second my bad... what other stupid shit have i done... o ya when i was skiing in austria i was bombin in some pow and then i got to this big hill in which i thought i could go over instead i went right into it and it hurt sooo badly cuz i was goin so fast
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
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bibbity bizzump
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if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
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^ thanks for that.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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punched threw a snapple bottle with brass knucks. slashed a fucking vein in my finger bled for 5 hours straight
a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
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^ whoa thats kinda like my friend. he poked a hole in a soda can and he cut his finger... yes i know thats kinda pussy, but HE POKED A HOLE IN A SODA CAN WITH HIS FINGER!!! thats hard as fuck to do.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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I was like 2....running around my house in dipers in the middle of winter....felt cold..decided to poke my ass out close to the fire place..ass too close....diper melts onto the glass doors of fireplace..ass gettin hot..I scream as I can get away cause diper is stuck to it..have to wait until my mom comes to undo the diper....THE END
that made me laugh really hard. i think it was just the way you phrased it or something. haha
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hahahah, ^ we have a wiener.
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...from the second page? reposted?
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if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
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He was pointing out that he liked it.
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Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
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There's another event of Thom (apple) and I biking off a 4 foot jump off my dock again, we'll try to get some picture up after. Should be friggin good times. I think Brad (Ilovehead) is getting in on it too.
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i was tryto chizel a peice of wood and shoved it threw my hand, fortunately i could barely feel it and it stopped bleeding very quickly
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live freeskiing or die trying and always obey the skiers irresponsibility code
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So last night, after some copius amounts of booze, i decided it would be a good idea to try doing a 720 off my deck, 15 feet off the ground. I did the 720, kinda landed, and i was alrght. It was amazing, i had escaped the pain that i thought i would endure. Then my friend justin was like 'I missed it! do it again.' Against my better judement, i listed to him. I rand back up onto the deck and spun 720 again. this time i fucked up my ankel and now i cant walk well... or atleast i couldnt last night. i havnt made it out of bed yet thismorning.
-Thom Savery
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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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he just walked to the tiolet, so he can walk
PV=nRT my ass
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but it huts alot.
-Thom Savery
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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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this isnt a stupid thing that i have done but it was a very stupid thing i know that was done, so this guy made a bet with his neighbor who has a motorcycle to ride down michigan avenue at about two in themorning as fast as he could. so there is like nobody on the street and he goes to do it, i think his speed was like two thirty or something. This guy goes flying past hte cops and the cops actually said fuck it cuz he was going so fast, well the deal was to go past the cops twice. so he turns around and goes flying past the cop again going ridiculously fast. well now the cops cant just let it go so they chase him and he ends up getting busted, because he was going so fast he actually went to prison for like eight years, incredibly stupid
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1 time i took a shit in the woods and accidently stepped in it
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
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built a box out of wood in 10 minutes and hit it at the elementary school with and inch and a half and there was mud under the snow. the box had a gap bewteen pieces of wood 4 inches thick, but we were desperate, my friend hit it and hit is edge of his head and cut it open and it poured blood but we laughed and kept going. the edges kept getting caught in the wood and flipping us. my freinds head bled even after he took a shower and until around 11pm-he did it at like 2- and should have got stictches. our parents dont know. i got bruised too, but it was so fun it was worth it.
Im now Libertarian.
And sexy as hell.
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One time my friend was going about 5 mph down this green circle run, staring at the naked chick on his scratches, and smacks head on into this girl that was just standing there, breaking her ski pole with his 2 front teeth, and pushing them back about 1/2 in. into his mouth. He ended up having to get braces and buy the girl a new pole.
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There's Nothing To It But To Do It.
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I made a mini potato gun out of a water bottle, then i told my friend (b$hip) that it wasn't too powerful. Being a dumbass, i held it up to the comfortor he was using and shot it...it went through TWO layers and blew the skin off his arm. Shortly after we had to deliver pies (he couldn't move his arm)
hardcore lousiana fanboat shit
'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'
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hahahahaha i think body_massage's is the funniest
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^ Only if he was barefoot haha.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
GW Award December 3, 2004
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When I was like 4 I plugged in a piece of wire that didnt lead to anything and tried to use it to plane the door
About the same time I put a fork into a socket.
I got lost on a school trip in Ottawa and ended up circling the Corell center like 4 times in the rain looking for my bus.
Went biking one-handed with a cast on my wrist and fell and cut my elbow open. It was one of those half asses paved roads too...like as if someone poored gravel on cement, and it took my elbow the rest of the summer to heal. Still got the scar.
Exited a half pipe into a kids helmet and broke my nose. Was more the kids fault, but it was pretty stupid.
Challenged the authority of my stupid vice principal who was this messed up Nam vet...
Probably more I can't remember right now...
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Oh yeah, bought 04 Line 1260s
Thried to wheelie drop off one of those things you put garbage in. It was about 4 feet high and I didn't get back around to chocolat foot foreward, and fell straight down on my shin...no pads ofcourse. It Hurt lika a bitch and i felt stupid but there was no lasting damage.
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One time, I was racing this kid on my bike(I was like 8 years old), and I was peddling as fast as I could, so I looked down at my feet to see how fast they were going, and just stared at them for the longest time. Well, for some reason, I crashed into a parked truck.
When I was about 5/6, my sister and I would jump off our flight of 8 or so stairs to the basement on to huge pillow cushions.(Split level house, like 1 floor in between 2 other floors) Anyways, so I decided to jump as high and as far as I could. Well, I did jump that far, but my head hit the corner of where the cieling of the basement met the wall of the room at the top of the stairs. I got 6 stiches.
When I was around 4/5 y/o, I was still on training wheels on my bike. I went to my grandparent's house, and the training wheels weren't on. This kid about a year older than me wanted me to bike with him, so I tried to bike without training wheels and I got one stich.
I pushed my siter off a chair and she broke three fingers. She still won't let me forget about it.
I can't rmember anymore, but there are a lot.
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
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at boy scout camp a couple years ago, we built a fire with about hlaf a mile of diesel soaked twine. the pile was about 4 feet tall, adn about 4 foot diamerter at the bottem. we nearly set a tree on fire with the 20 foot flames, and we had to stand like 20 feet back to watch. completely awesome.
binding destruction count: 3 so far this season, one pair of lines and two pairs of rossis: what will be next?
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hmmm lets see
set my arm of fire and was like shit my arms on fire and ran around instead of putting it out burned my arm from wrist to bicep with kerosene from an exploding lantern..
Slit a frieds throat when we where backpacking and about 8 hours from the nearest road, we where snowshoeing and sitting in our gear sled and trying to slide down a hill but we got stuck and used our knives to chip into the ice to go like those dudes do with poles in venice....
Thats all that pop into my head, oh punched a championship boxer in a rugby game and stood toe to toe with him, but he only hit me 3 times, fucking saw stars though, and the ref broke it up quick so it stayed as a tie.... proud of that actually i really smoked him
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
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oh, har har, let me tell you...
one time i stayed up until 9:30. ON A SCHOOL NIGHT! har har, did i ever pay for that the next day...
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
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probably the other night when i hiked up the closed ski mountain and jumped into a hole to hide fromt he snowmobile grooming crew and turned on a snowmaker by accident when i fell and got blasted right in the face...loudest sound EVER and it gave me a bloody nose...so i had to book it down through the woods with my friend....that's the abbreviated version of what happened
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my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI
i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
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i was palyin tag with my sister when i was like 5 inside the house and i ran with my head down full speed into my room and jumped onto my bed iwht my head down and put a hole in the wall wiht my head
Another one that wasnt me thought my girlfriends sister stole a 5 foot strip of magnesium from the science lab at my school and blew it up at midnight in a public park...light it up so much youd htink it was day
Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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1 skate in te city near a window, 300 fucking dollars
build it, try it, huck it
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