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dguay13
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So in our inebriated stupor my roommates and I were watching tv and one of us thought...
Why do men love boobs?

And we cant figure it out, so i ask all of you. NS, why?
Mar 19 2009 12:53AM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Because you can

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them.
Mar 19 2009 12:55AM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
restraining mechanism.  you know a girl with huge jugs can never get away from you because if she starts sprinting, one will pop up and knock that bitch out cold.
Mar 19 2009 12:57AM
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g.rich
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fucking oral fixation, bro.
Mar 19 2009 1:31AM
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jayo.
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compensation
Mar 19 2009 1:38AM
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jayo.
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elaborate
Mar 19 2009 1:38AM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
fucking epic
Mar 19 2009 1:40AM
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pmills
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its a function of concentric circles -- they're just mezmerizing

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Mar 19 2009 1:42AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
The anthropological/biological/evolutionary perspective argues that our fixation with boobs comes from our early days of sexual intercourse and reproduction through mating like animals, from behind. They argue that the way boobs sort of resemble butts enforces this primal sexual drive and cements the possibility of reproduction through face to face intercourse and the subsequent breast feeding required to rear the child. lol
Mar 19 2009 2:04AM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
hahahaha +1 fantasstic
Mar 19 2009 2:05AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
haha seriously I learned about it last year in a biological anthropology course, and as a supplement, on an episode of the British office, David Brent (aka USA Michael Scott) absolutely bombs on a date when he explains why women show cleavage and why men are drawn to cleavage to his date, it's hilarious because he uses this same theory. I'm sure i could have explained it a lot better but I'm beat.
Mar 19 2009 2:08AM
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hartig
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is it just me or does anyone else see this when they look at this picture?
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Mar 19 2009 2:10AM
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Sean...M
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yes
Mar 19 2009 2:16AM
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hartig
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good.
Mar 19 2009 2:20AM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
yep
Mar 19 2009 2:22AM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
haha goood answers... anyone else?
Mar 19 2009 12:35PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
That's like asking why's the sun good
or
how does the repositrack on a Plymouth work


Mar 19 2009 1:05PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i like boats because I love to ski...and its hard to ski in the summer without one (i would imagine)


Mar 19 2009 1:13PM
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General_Ripper
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What?
Mar 19 2009 1:18PM
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uni-corn
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The question was boobs not boats
Mar 19 2009 1:20PM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
i have no idea what that kid was talking about haha
Mar 19 2009 1:26PM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
i have no idea what that kid was talking about haha
Mar 19 2009 1:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
fuck. i totally misread that. i was reading real quick at work and saw the big picture of the boat. i fail.


Mar 19 2009 1:29PM
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Malcolm
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hahahahaha what?
Mar 19 2009 1:37PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
how about this: what are your favorite kind of boobs? Big, floppy, small, tight, perky, saggy, mid sized, flat....this could devolve into a favorite kind of nipple discussion as well.
Mar 19 2009 1:43PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
pancakes with pepperoni's.



oh god, i just pictured that
Mar 19 2009 1:49PM
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ferrinski86
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mid sized probably. they have to fit the girl right and look right. its easy to tell if some skinny blonde has like a D size or whatever or looks like they might fall over, haha.

medium but cleavage for sure.
Mar 19 2009 1:49PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
hahahahahahah i thought u meant pancake nipples. That would be incredibly disturbing, im sure they are out there though. Google image search long nipples. Sooooo fucking disgusting.
Mar 19 2009 1:51PM
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hartig
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noooo, this just adds on to that image though, hahaha
Mar 19 2009 1:52PM
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gbirrd
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Mar 19 2009 2:43PM
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gbirrd
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Heres our diagram!

go^^^

Mar 19 2009 2:43PM
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Delphi
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who is that^?
Mar 19 2009 2:46PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

megan fox

from tranformers

Mar 19 2009 2:51PM
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Delphi
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haha i wanted to post a pic but it's too hard finding pics that the mods wont take down
Mar 19 2009 2:55PM
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summersover
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lucky teddy bears
Mar 19 2009 2:57PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
her tattoos suck
Mar 19 2009 3:02PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

"IM ON A BOAT"

the harder question is why WOULDNT you like bewbs

Mar 19 2009 3:36PM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
haha we all love tits, but cant agree on any one reason why
Mar 19 2009 3:54PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
hmmm this is interesting... i've wondered this question before
Mar 19 2009 4:03PM
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dex.
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Mar 19 2009 4:16PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I kid you not I had that same conversation with someone like 2 weeks ago when I was drunk.
Mar 19 2009 4:34PM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
Exactly where i was right at that point and time! we need more input.... Ladies?
Mar 19 2009 4:49PM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 211
i dunno man
its just something that you men CAN NOT look away from
like it is physically impossible for the hetero male mind to not be atracted
its like one of those hypnotizing black and white things
Mar 19 2009 4:58PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Because they make great pillows :D
Mar 19 2009 4:58PM
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Squishmitten
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Mar 19 2009 5:34PM
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Slinger1x1
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they are just aesthetically pleasing. and they are hidden. we all want what we can't have.

thats probably why SOME people have a foot fetish, most of the time they arent seen. but like you dont see peopel with arm fetishes and what not. if women walked around with their tits out all the time since back in the day, i doubt guys would care. like in africa, in those little villages where women walk around without anything on, its just normal... that or guys are getting boners ever two minutes?
Mar 19 2009 5:39PM
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MatRich
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first drunk post in a while! WOO!
Mar 22 2009 12:29AM
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0123456789
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pepperonis with some medium sized c's


Mar 22 2009 12:34AM
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Delphi
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This made me laugh sooooo fucking hard. +k fo you sire.
Mar 22 2009 12:39AM
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k-rob
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because they're usually wrapped in fabric (so when they aren't it's kind of a big deal).
oh and they're squishy and round and smooth. i like to bury my face and other body parts in things that are squishy and round and smooth. it just feels natural.
Mar 22 2009 2:47AM
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