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Fuck my Life

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putzld
Posts: 140 - Karma: 30
http://www.fmylife.com/?page=26

Fun website I have been reading for a while, there are def. some fun ones on there.

Examples:

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

Mar 18 2009 11:09PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
honestly, this is the 7th or 8th repost of this shit. the next person who re-posts this fucking site i'm going to kill
Mar 18 2009 11:10PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
Today, I went on newschoolers, and there was ANOTHER FML thread...FML
Mar 18 2009 11:10PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

soo what do u want us to say about it....

heres a cookie u found this website?

Mar 18 2009 11:11PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
funny stuff for sure, i hate to say it but you may get flamed hard for this, there have been MANY threads on this. but you seem new so for further reference search some things before you post to avoid hate.
Mar 18 2009 11:11PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
my favorite one is

Today i was chilling on my computer and was participating in an online forum and made a thread about a website that everyone knows about with out checking the search bar to find the myriad of threads already about this one subject. i got embarrassed in front of all my forum friends. FML

search bar boy
Mar 18 2009 11:11PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
too late
Mar 18 2009 11:12PM
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putzld
Posts: 140 - Karma: 30
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Mar 18 2009 11:15PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
once again we have all been to the site we know what goes on there read the top of the thread where the bashing of repost is
Mar 18 2009 11:17PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
FML, the cancer that is killing NSG.
Mar 18 2009 11:18PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
man this guy who made the thread at first his karma was at 500 something and now its at 240 lmfao. wow that sucks bad
Mar 18 2009 11:18PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
200 now.... like shit wtf haha
Mar 18 2009 11:19PM
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putzld
Posts: 140 - Karma: 30

On a side note I hate the search becuase it did not turn up any fuck my life threads referring to this site (just random fuck my life posts)

so suck it

Mar 18 2009 11:19PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
lol man im not beefing u relax. im just saying whats truth. wtf ur at 164 or something. thts shitty wah
Mar 18 2009 11:21PM
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putzld
Posts: 140 - Karma: 30

If im lucky ill get negative karma. 

Sorry everyone but to clarify I did search for fml and fuck my life and dint find any links to the site.

Mar 18 2009 11:24PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
125. like woow thats shitty. ill raise ur karma cuz i feel bad
Mar 18 2009 11:24PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
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Mar 18 2009 11:27PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
lmfffaaaaooo
Mar 18 2009 11:30PM
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putzld
Posts: 140 - Karma: 30
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Mar 18 2009 11:31PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

?

why did u quote urself?

Mar 18 2009 11:32PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
FHL


(fuck HIS life)
Mar 18 2009 11:33PM
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