Replying to Anyone know Simple Plan?

so Simple Plan was playin a concert at my hill (for some charity thing) and i happened to be skiing that day. so im with my friend Phil (Freeski-Phil for NewSchoolers) and hes slayin the park as usual, trying to brush up on his Cork 9s, and were waiting at the landing of the local Big Air (53 feet. hooray.) and we see this guy with a bunch of others following him and guess what; hes got the same suit as my friend Phil. since I knew he wasnt a local and I was a bit hyped on Amp, i started yelling things like; ''Get your own suit!'' and (since he kinda sucked balls) ''Go scrape another run!'' and after the day, i go back home, having pretty much forgotten all about that incident, and turn the TV on. Since our hill is a small hill, the Simple Plan concert coverage was all over the local news and then they turn the camera to whom they indentify as the bassist for the band. Guess who? the Phil's-suit-copying scraper! so, after having a hearty laugh and changing the channel, i resume my normal life, knowing that I've insulted someone famous but that i couldnt care less about. I hope youve all enjoyed this short story, because it sounded like something worth writing about.
P.S: Celeb Insulting Claim.