The gorilla males found samurai swords

 I thought i might share some true wisdom with my NS comrades
*I did not write this*

On any given day, in any given week, among the masses, behind the starting line, apathetic and misanthropic disapproval shines bright around every inch of me. Recently I have found it quite erroneous that a catalog of self-absorbed experiences, that is college, can shape or even shift the line that I will walk in the future. The education I'm getting in the classroom isn't merely as important as the education I am getting from just plainly watching the countless wanderers digress from the simplest of plans and the easiest of goals. I would like to think that my head fills up more than just space and that my thoughts carry enough weight to bring rain but I already know that storms of my nature have already gone and past. We have come to a point in time where necessity is not the mother of invention, but the mother of imitation. I mean I wish I was sitting in some lounge consuming large amounts of LSD expressing future prophecies of technological take over with Aldous Huxley, or shaped Hell with the likes of Dante, but I can't. Time has passed and ingenuity and intellect have multiplied ten fold.
I would like to think that Earth can sustain such an ambitious race, but much like Hegel I can see what is now, what was, and therefore, what will. With that said, I would like to discuss the dangerous amount of Grey area that has come with our advancing times. Today in 2009, unfathomable amounts of unquestionable material are no longer exactly that, unfathomable or unquestionable. We've discovered the Bible's nasty secret called Geology, We've pushed pass technological pinnacle after pinnacle, but yet retardation among the functional minded is increasing at a rate as alarming and foreboding as the rate of my impatience with it all. Could this be synonymous, yes, and if you said no, than you are exactly who I am talking about.
This past weekend a friend of mine, who will remain nameless due to the upcoming legal proceedings, was gallivanting around town, as any slightly inebriated nineteen year old would, and found himself at the height of dehumanization; a Frat Party. It is pointless to describe what lead to the event that sparked this social insight because the actions and reactions that were displayed amongst the future of our unfortunate country are so contrived and ignorant that I feel it would sound as a broken record would.
Long rant short, the unnamed pal of mine was removing himself from what looked like a future spar. Little did he know, ancient Japanese steel (samurai sword) would somehow make its way to the forefront. As he was walking out of Phi Kappa Fag or Ki Kappa Gay Abercrombie retard strength, light beer, "Eat, fuck, kill" Beta or whatever the fuck ever, a fitting character at a frat came sprinting around the corner clutching the deadly weapon that I mentioned before and continued to advance towards my unsuspecting friend. Given basic instinct and natural human response, my friend threw out his hand, not knowing exactly what kind of moron he somehow pissed off to the point where swords were needed, and of course met steel without the slightest resistance. The cops were called, people ran, frat dignity still remained, and all that was left was an ambulance containing my all too confused and somewhat reluctant pal.
Upon hearing the news I glanced over at my 40. oz drink of leisure, thought about all the reasons I should consume it, and then angled my head backwards so an even flow of alcoholic beverage could rush past my gag reflex and into the stomach where there it would manifest itself into the brain of a cynical and very socially judgmental person. When it comes down to it ladies and gentleman, countless indigents of a dulled down society where being loud and unmistakably damaging can get praise, MTV fueled ambition and (well I could go on for hours about all the dumb pieces of waste that I have met in my life), If you are running around with a samurai sword, swinging it with malicious content at a kid who accidentally may of hit on your slutty girlfriend that was at that moment grinding on the most sacred of places or possibly unintentionally initiated some sort of gorilla rant that alpha male toolbags tend to act out when met with a blank, thoughtless countenance. Unfortunately for my flesh-wounded friend , the gorilla males found samurai swords "Fuck all of you morons, you are killing the world" I wish I was joking