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Dumbest reason to get suspended

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Jamestown
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two freshman at my school decided that their weekend was boring so they decided to put baby carrots up eachothers asses and take pics. funniest shit ever when the whole school found out. now everyone yells 'carrot kids' at them when they walk by. the best part is those two guys will never be able to live that down. hahahaha

andyone else know of kids getting suspended/expelled for dumb ass reasons?
Mar 17 2009 11:29PM
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SirFryanator
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aahaha thats hillarious
Mar 18 2009 1:38PM
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k-rob
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i was expelled for yelling at a teacher who threatened to strangle me.


Mar 18 2009 1:41PM
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ChronicLines
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I got suspended for sagging my pants.
Mar 18 2009 1:47PM
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OldManFinkyBeans
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i fought the guy that acted as pugsly in the New Adam's Family show.

the fat kid. he called me stupid.

his mom made him apologize and got me to act on set once and partake in a DQ commercial :)
Mar 18 2009 1:47PM
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sarahskis
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That doesnt seem right
Mar 18 2009 1:49PM
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k-rob
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i think it had more to do with the fact that the entire school found out he had threatened me.
Mar 18 2009 1:52PM
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mac.N.steeze
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haha i would've been suspended so many times if that rule was in my school. My pants refuse to stay up, and if they stay there i usually sag em a little more
Mar 18 2009 2:02PM
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philipc
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flipped a teacher off when her back was turned......... she turned around

pretending to shoot someone jokeingly

the teacher assinged a bunk homework assignment and i fake whacked it (you know what i mean...) and got suspended for it

called a kid with a white mom black dad an oreo

all in 8th grade...


Mar 18 2009 2:11PM
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garygohard
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i love doing that! haha
Mar 18 2009 2:13PM
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GANDALF
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in 8th grade i got sent to the office for not having a pencil. when i got to the office, i told them why i got sent there. they were like uhhhh here's a pencil and sent me back to class. i spent the rest of that class in the hallway. teacher was a biiiiiitch.

also in 5th grade, some kid picked me up and tried some WWF wrestling move on me without my consent. i was the only one who got in trouble
Mar 18 2009 2:16PM
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garygohard
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also one time my brothers best friend got suspended for at lunch the vice principle talks to us all and when every one was silent he did a fake fart and got suspended

and some 1 else got suspended for giving some total pussy a 5 star in gym locker room

and someone from my friends school made hashbrownies (brownies w/ pot in them) for the bake sale. but thats probably a good reason

Mar 18 2009 2:18PM
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Snowgoner
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holy shit that kid's a retard
Mar 18 2009 2:25PM
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JeremyClarkson
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some of you might know in my other thread.

but i got suspended for not coming forward when this kid was cheating off me in a math test. the kid got off because he's a star student but i got two days for my "accademic dishonesty"

Mar 18 2009 2:41PM
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Afeld
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I remember in 5th grade I almost got suspened for playing hackysack with some friends when the teacher wasn't looking. The Teacher never followed through.
Mar 18 2009 2:59PM
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no_steeze
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umm i can think of lots of ways to pass time that don't involve baby carrots in asses, those kids are pretty fucked up
Mar 18 2009 3:02PM
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Runthered
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i was in class

and my teacher says okay everyone look sharp a family is coming to look at our school to see whether they like it or no

so when the family comes to my room to look

i look right in the kids eyes and just blurpt out

"DERRR!"

haha ya 1 day in school suspensions

Mar 18 2009 3:09PM
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dex.
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Mar 18 2009 3:13PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I got an afterschool for trying to print something when the printer didnt work. WTF my VP is on crack
Mar 18 2009 3:20PM
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skibum18
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Well  in middle school the lunch ladies freaked when anyone popped a bag of chips... so I ordered the entire table to purchase a bag of chips, we then all sat down, and popped them back to back while kids around us screamed like they were being shot..

I had to go to the office, but all the figures of authority were family friends so i got off pretty easy..

Mar 18 2009 3:21PM
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Alex=God
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Oh and freshman year i got ISS for clapping after a fight was over and broken up by administrators. Even though kids were jumping onto the cafeteria seats and yelling i got in trouble because i started it
Mar 18 2009 3:21PM
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inactive
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not suprised
Mar 18 2009 3:25PM
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East.
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I got drunk on a school trip.. in france.

I guess being hungover at a cheese factory in the french countryside is hard to keep quiet... whatevs. best 2 weeks of my life.
Mar 18 2009 3:27PM
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hellomynameisjef
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my chem teacher does that all the time. its hilarious
Mar 18 2009 3:34PM
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ski93
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i got suspended for lighting someones hair on fire in grade 4
Mar 18 2009 3:36PM
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mellifluous
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i just laughed out loud
Mar 18 2009 3:45PM
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KarmaInitiative
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dumbass
Mar 18 2009 8:16PM
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Dhane
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yo, your brother is a PRICK!!
Mar 18 2009 8:28PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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i was acused of making a gay hit list freshman year, no punishment just got called down to the office every day for a week

Mar 18 2009 8:31PM
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Armegadon
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Its true. For instance if you "bully" a kid outside of school, that causes the child to "have a fear of going to school" therefor the school is allowed to punish you. I know some kids who got in a fight outside of school during a weekend and almost got expelled for it.
Mar 18 2009 8:32PM
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richards
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friend got suspended for 5 days for throwing a gummy bear at a kid.. and the kid told on him
Mar 18 2009 8:54PM
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stickerman
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lol this happend last week.  i was coming from music class and going to math class and my saxaphone case has wheels on it, so i thought it would funny to ride it down the hallway.  this kid started to push me and i smashed into the vending machine.  2 day in school suspension and there is a huge dent in the side of the machine lmao

Mar 18 2009 9:02PM
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sstricky
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i wrote a batch file on my computer (basically a program) so whenever u opened it it would shut your computer down and a message would come up saying "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" like 40 times.... i sent it to like 40 people in my grade over school email and a ton of people opened it up at school... yea i had to go talk to the black principal about my punishment.....
Mar 18 2009 9:03PM
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Snowgoner
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haha i can imagine how much trouble you got in
Mar 18 2009 9:05PM
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meggles
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He didn't get suspended for it, but my boyfriend got written up for having a single brown shoelace. He goes to a public school with a strict-ass, ridiculous dress code that makes no sense. They said that the way kids dressed before was detracting from their education and class time, but he missed three periods for a shoelace.
Mar 18 2009 9:07PM
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garygohard
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it was a girl im surprised they expelled her at my school they would have gave her a detention and been lik " ur a girl u cant get in trouble'
Mar 18 2009 9:15PM
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GANDALF
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i laughed. really hard.
Mar 18 2009 9:15PM
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artfullydodged
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in my middle school we had required music classes. I got kicked out and sent to the principal for not hitting the right note once, so i was just chilling in the hallway and my friend walks out.
me- What did you do?
friend - coughed
Mar 18 2009 9:22PM
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the.hellion.
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I've been laughing out loud almost the whole time I've been reading this thread.
Now, to contribute.
Back when I was in middle school, I told this kid that I was going to tighten the DINs on this girl's skis on ski day so that when she fell she'd brake her leg (the girl was, is, such a bitch)
He tattled. I had to miss ski day and they called it an in school suspension. I cried.
Mar 18 2009 9:29PM
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SpaceTiger
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I win this thread, freshman year I got an in school suspension because in health class I stuck my index and middle finger through my fly and yelled to my friend "whadup" my friend started laughing and I did it too another friend, big mistake. The health teacher saw my fingers thought it was my dick, almost fainted. Then this started a chain reaction where every girl in the class thought it was my dick at first glance and then the teacher yelled, "zip up, and get out." The funniest thing was that the school thought I did this because I was lashing out for something happening at home.
Mar 18 2009 9:31PM
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JosephStalin
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a couple of my friends were suspended for getting shitfaced and then going to the school play.

now they have to go to counseling and they got in trouble with the 5-0
Mar 18 2009 9:35PM
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Slinger1x1
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9th grade, this kid that everyone hates was pissing me off. so at gym i decided to pants him infront of a bunch of people. just shorts. he pickes em up, turns around, and punched me in the cheek. so i punch him in the mouth/nose. his head hits up hitting the brick wall behind him. he also had a bloody lip. he had like 5 minutes where he could have gone to clean himself up but he just stood bleeding over a garbage can.

I went to the principal. i striaght up said "he was being annoying, i pantsed him, he punched me, i punched him back." i also said how he over reacted and my reaction was so quick i didnt even think about it. He got 1 day for punching me, and i got 1 day (i should have gotten like 3 or 4, since its sexual harrassment, fighting, and if they went by damage and who was hurt worse i definitely did damage there).

funny thing is that the kid doesnt fuck with me now, and hes realized how no one liked him and how annoying he was and hes started to change. we laugh about it now
Mar 18 2009 9:35PM
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cfox
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carrots up their butts?
Mar 18 2009 9:35PM
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asdfdsa
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I was suspended once for going to lunch, and the other for lighting a match

haha
Mar 18 2009 9:38PM
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BigJew
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In grade 6 I said cake randomly during silent reading time and my teacher sent me to the office. So I get into the principal's office and he asked me what I did and I was like "I said cake." and he just laughed and told me to go back to class. Apparently the teacher thought I dropped an F bomb.
Mar 18 2009 9:41PM
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juliana.
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haaha this story reminds me of this freshman last year decided to put a banana in her vagina and take pictures and send it to this kid she was in love with. Well everyone in the school found out even the teachers and parents and shes still called banana even a year and a half later i dont think she got suspended but i wouldnt be suprised with my school.
Mar 18 2009 9:45PM
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Snowgoner
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i feel like i have read that story before
did u post it in another thread?
Mar 18 2009 9:47PM
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KravtZ
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i said fuck u to two teachers they think im a murderer basically and now im suspended the rest of the year such bs my whole schools protesting
Mar 18 2009 9:49PM
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Slinger1x1
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probably... haha
Mar 18 2009 9:49PM
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Drew.C
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i ate a granola bar in spanish and got detention. my principle said atleast it was healthy haha
Mar 18 2009 9:52PM
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Enjoi.
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I was play fighting with my friends and the principal had just happened to be next to s and she suspended me for 3 days for "fighting" . even my friend who got pushed explained to her that we were just joking around but nothing changed her mind.

And another time during winter i was on the street and i threw a snowball at someone and a vice-principle was standing 15 feet from me the whole time and i got fucked big time. 7 days ISS ( in school suspention).
Mar 18 2009 9:54PM
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