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Dumbest reason to get suspended

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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
two freshman at my school decided that their weekend was boring so they decided to put baby carrots up eachothers asses and take pics. funniest shit ever when the whole school found out. now everyone yells 'carrot kids' at them when they walk by. the best part is those two guys will never be able to live that down. hahahaha

andyone else know of kids getting suspended/expelled for dumb ass reasons?
Mar 17 2009 11:29PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
thats fucked up
Mar 17 2009 11:31PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
wait, they got suspended for that? I think it is so gay how the school thinks that they can punish you for things that you do out of school. They are only in charge of you while you are on school property. The school system has a carrot up ITS ass.
Mar 17 2009 11:32PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
well i meant dumb in 2 ways mainly
dumb they got suspended, and dumb in general


Mar 17 2009 11:33PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
thats fucked up
Mar 17 2009 11:33PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
I got in school for having a rip in my pants that ive been rocking for 3 years
Mar 17 2009 11:38PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
i was suspended senior year because someone ratted me out for pregaming cheerleading and having beer in my cheer bag for an after party. who the fuck does that...seriously? i was the only one to get caught too even though about 6 other people were in on it too..but i took the fall. 5day suspension and 10 weeks of drug and alcohol edu classes.
Mar 17 2009 11:39PM
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JeremyClarkson
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thats fucked up. i wonder how the whole school found out

Mar 17 2009 11:40PM
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gnarlygoodski22
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sucks, but come on they deserve something for sticking carrots up their asses
Mar 17 2009 11:45PM
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
2 chicks got in this myspace fight over like comments and shit
and one of them mentioned it to a friend at school and the principal found out and like made them show him on their myspace and shit
they both got suspended for like 3 days
dumbest reason ever

also me and my  friend took some of the soap in those automatic soap dispensers and and made a video of us shooting them into the urinal at school (looked like we were cumming)
well he shows this one kid and i guess the kid told his mom and his mom called the school and got us suspended
haha
fuck 8th grade
that shit sucked
Mar 17 2009 11:47PM
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steezinseagal
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10

you got in trouble for bringing beer to school?  crazy

Mar 17 2009 11:51PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
not to school on a charter bus to go to an away game.
Mar 17 2009 11:52PM
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hartig
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..does that change anything? haha still a school function right?
Mar 17 2009 11:53PM
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rudager
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My friends brother in grade 8 got a 1 day inschool suspension for patting down the kids hair infront of him since it was staticy.
Mar 17 2009 11:54PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,472
i got suspended for stealing one of the state championship banner/sign from the gym. this sign was plexiglass and like 12ft tall and 6ft wide. kinda obvious walking outta the building carrying that with 3 other guys
Mar 17 2009 11:56PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
that bitch deserved it
Mar 17 2009 11:57PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
well, i was in band (yes, get the american pie jokes out now damnit, they are fucking annoying) and we had to change on the bus because we were late for a competition.  so, i have my jeans off and im trying to pull my uniform pants on, then the bus driver decides to stomp on the brakes.  well, there is this super hot chick in front of me bending down to get her uniform pants, im a freshamn, slide forward and yeah...  i got suspended for it looking like i was having sex on the bus.  fucking weaksauce.
Mar 17 2009 11:58PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
haha. that has got to be the biggest overreaction of all time
Mar 17 2009 11:59PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
way fucked up.
Mar 17 2009 11:59PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
CORRECTION, this incident happened in our school cafeteria bathroom
i asked my friend, i probably shouldve checked my facts more thouroughly before posting

Mar 18 2009 12:05AM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
I was suspended when I was a wee kid for kicking one kid in the ass, and he cried.

my dad took me to teriyaki afterword, bomb.
Mar 18 2009 12:13AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
What?

You can't get suspended for that.  It happened out of school.  They can't do shit.  I can't even understand why the principal was involved at all, assuming this is the full story.
Mar 18 2009 12:13AM
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kstanz
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i got suspended for jokeing around saying devil child to my friend imitating that movie, pretty fuckin stupid to me
Mar 18 2009 12:14AM
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Jamestown
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unless it was a private school, because they can do whatever they want
Mar 18 2009 12:16AM
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Balto
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i got suspended for 2 days for "getting in a fight" and by that, i mean i got my ass kicked and didnt hurt the other kid at all
Mar 18 2009 12:40AM
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cclan
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does no one else find it surprising ns isnt going apeshit over the fact of the carrots in the asses,??!?!?!?!?!?1 WTFOMGBBQ!!@! SERIOUSLY? CARROTS IN THE BUM?
Mar 18 2009 12:48AM
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Tortao
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i was suspended once for a ridiculously stupid reason
Mar 18 2009 12:50AM
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Sholte
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i got suspended second to last day of school last year because i stole the mascots head thing and was running through the halls with it and accidentally ran into the vice principle because i couldn't see anything in that mask thingy. and then he grabs me and drags me into his office and yells at me saying how he is gonna suspend me blah blah blah. anyways im like "your really think i care if you suspend me? there are only two days left of school." he told me to leave the campus right now. it was pretty funny and stupid.
Mar 18 2009 1:01AM
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ORski21
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i had a friend in junior high who got suspended for tipping a porta-potty. It was on school grounds, during lunch. It was hilarious. There were two kids who did it. One got suspended, the other had his mom go to every class with him for two days. Thats the only funny one from my school
Mar 18 2009 1:36AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
my friend got suspended for having a peeing contest at school. see who could pee in the toilet from the furthest distance. wow this post makes me look like im 12 or something

Mar 18 2009 1:46AM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
so nobody else is confused as to why these idiot freshmen thought it would be "FUN" to put carrots up each others asses?
Mar 18 2009 1:50AM
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duskier72
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my buddy got suspended for fake book slapping a teacher.  like pretended he was going to and stopped
Mar 18 2009 3:21AM
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laxstar
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my best is getting yelled at for fake going at  a teacher but it was a total flinch,,,
Mar 18 2009 4:09AM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
you guys have some mean ass teachers. At my school the head and sophmore  principals are dicks and most of the teachers are nice. The only dumb shit thing i got suspended for was telling my teacher it was snowing outside. She flipped shit and gave me 2 refferals
Mar 18 2009 7:03AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
why did she freak out just because you told her it was snowing?
Mar 18 2009 7:36AM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12

yeah man that is way fucked up..  They might as well go and kill themselves now i guess...

HOW the fuck can you be so bored that is is FUN to stick carrots up your ass?? goddamn

Mar 18 2009 8:09AM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
bahahahaha
Mar 18 2009 8:22AM
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urbanjib
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Huh? suing for what??
Mar 18 2009 8:32AM
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Gretchen.
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My friend got suspended for dying his hair blue.  He goes to public school and it was the second to last day of his seventh grade, they didn't even have real classes.  When he told the principal he was going to dye it a different color next year (after he had been told he was suspended) the principal told the truancy cop in to escort him out of the school.

My friends dad is the chief of police, and the truancy cop is an old family friend, but the principal didn't know that.  They got outside and they both busted out laughing, then the cop took him to get ice cream.  He got to skip the last day of school. 
Mar 18 2009 8:43AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
im curently suspended for literall doing nothing. when i tried to talk to the dean she was unreasonable and woudnt listen and gave me insabordination suspension. total bulshi
Mar 18 2009 8:52AM
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MidWestGaper
Posts: 386 - Karma: 12
haha thats so fucked up
Mar 18 2009 8:57AM
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MANDER
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haha im sorry but thats just hilarious
Mar 18 2009 9:32AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i got suspended once for "manufactured distribution of a controlled substance in a school or park zone". my parents were not happy. neither was my coach.
Mar 18 2009 10:00AM
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sarahskis
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Carrots? Hmm. I question what their intentions were...

My senior year we made a slip n' slide out of ky jelly down the mail hallway. 4 of us got suspended for a few days

Mar 18 2009 10:03AM
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mellifluous
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yup, we had a presentation on that type of thing earlier this year, if it affects the kids in school then it can become a legal matter, the school gets involved blah blah blah
i still think its stupid
Mar 18 2009 12:27PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
Schools acting like they have a right to police is fucked up. I'm waiting for a lawsuit one of these days that just completely destroys the ego of the administrators.
Mar 18 2009 12:39PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
one kid in my old highschool got suspended for screaming THE JEWS DESERVED WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM IN THE HOLOCAUST in the foyer
Mar 18 2009 12:51PM
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dandougherty
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making a freestyle walking video in school and then some "important" school personal found it on you tube and everone in it got fucked over
Mar 18 2009 1:30PM
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pbandj
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probably shoulda seen that one coming
Mar 18 2009 1:32PM
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.thedude
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in seventh grade i pinched this kid and he told on me. long story short. i got five days of in school suspension for "physical aggression".
Mar 18 2009 1:34PM
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Alex=God
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idk she was having a stressful day i guess. I mean I said its snowing and she was like take a chair to the hall for disrupting my class, so I called her a nazi and then she flipped major shit. So saying its snowing started it
Mar 18 2009 1:36PM
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