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What does Jon have planned?

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TallTom
Posts: 422 - Karma: 71
In his latest update he mentions not only working on Joss/JOI but also "secret projects" and apparently they're gonna be revealed on friday. Any ideas?!
Mar 16 2009 8:25AM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233

Hyphy Spring Break 2009 Edit from Henrik Lampert on Vimeo.
Mar 17 2009 12:34PM
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Blokkie
Posts: 331 - Karma: 30
Its a scam, to have more ppl watch the blog.....:D

Mar 17 2009 12:41PM
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luc
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 607

he will tell, that olivia has fake boobs, sorry but this is true, i know it...

Mar 17 2009 12:48PM
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hkn
Posts: 221 - Karma: 2,938

Heheh... hardly.

Traffic is one of Jon's lesser problems. That blog has more page views than most athlete's webpages I know of. Visitors from 104 countries since December. You wouldn't believe the numbers – especially if you keep in mind that people visit the blog to watch 70 MB movie clips.

But please, keep guessing... it's entertaining since there haven't been one single guess that comes even remotely close.

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Mar 17 2009 1:06PM
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dr.awkward
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jon olsson invitational rail jam?
Mar 17 2009 1:10PM
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luc
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 607
i'll post a pic of jon naked in the bath - when i'm home..then the secret is out :D
Mar 17 2009 1:13PM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
nobody is close at all and he's kinda startinig to make it a little more obvious but no more blogs till friday he said so you guys wiill just have to wait to see.  I am biting my tongue on this one promised i wouldnt speak of it
Mar 17 2009 2:21PM
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BootySpunk.
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Craig just tell them he dropped Red Bull and is moving over to Nesquick already.

Mar 17 2009 2:31PM
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Chronic_
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omg dude wtf that is the gayest post ive ever seen jesus christ someone delete that
Mar 17 2009 3:21PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Id hit it~
Mar 17 2009 3:22PM
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236
bahahahaha, AWESOME! watch this get deleted.
Mar 17 2009 3:23PM
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578m
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Wtf that photo, how did you get it ?? funny as hell but still a little gay...
Mar 17 2009 3:40PM
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luc
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 607

i once dated a girl from stockholm, she had it on her facebookalbums...so i thought i should save it, and now it was a funny moment to put it on NS i think!

Mar 17 2009 3:45PM
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luc
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uh, my karma goes down, for posting that pic...i dont mind
Mar 17 2009 3:46PM
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averyshyra
Posts: 1184 - Karma: 731
Dont mean to hate, but that vid is so annoying.
its not even funny.
Mar 17 2009 3:50PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
It's either Jon is really norwegian or Jon is retiring from skiing altogether to pursue a career in professional bowling
Mar 17 2009 3:58PM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
hahaha
Mar 17 2009 4:05PM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
lMFAO
Mar 17 2009 4:07PM
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Scott~
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You are hating on it, and you obviously meant to. So how about you just come out and say it instead of acting like a fool about it, nobody is going to brand you a downer for posting a negative comment on the fucking internet of all things~
Mar 17 2009 4:11PM
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MANDER
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i think i might have noticed something but im not sure....
Mar 17 2009 5:49PM
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236
me too. i think it might have been mr. olsson's testes, but i don't remember for sure.
Mar 17 2009 7:25PM
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jonaolsson
Posts: 89 - Karma: 1,513
Fuuck!!

Everything I write on NS gets deleted so fast, but this stays up! comedy! Haha

Anthony B should get photo cred...

Anyway I think the surprise is a bit better then the the exposure of my balls!

;-)
Mar 18 2009 8:46AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
Jon,

  Is the surprise that you shave your balls, or that Swedes in fact never grow ball hair?
Mar 18 2009 9:02AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Quoting for extra homo on page 2.
Mar 18 2009 9:06AM
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MANDER
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haha i mean, i think i noticed something in the blog.....
Mar 18 2009 9:26AM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
he's going to actually do as we have said the last two years, hit the JOI jumps in a speedsuit. Its as easy as that.
Mar 18 2009 11:14AM
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luc
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 607

oh, the pic got deleted!

i'm sry jon, but with that secret diggin, i had to post it!

peez

Mar 18 2009 3:39PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Double cork 12????
rope tow into a huge jump???
competition on getting stuck cars out of the snow?
This is bugging me jon, i really dont like it ha

Mar 18 2009 4:11PM
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MANDER
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im about 75% sure i know what it is!
Mar 18 2009 4:12PM
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luc
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pic is still in my profile....
Mar 18 2009 4:21PM
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wskibum176
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ok, maybe you might want to share it with the collective community?
Mar 18 2009 5:07PM
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luc
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go my profile and make jons pic toprated^^
Mar 19 2009 5:11AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531

OOO are you brining out your goggle line?

I haven't seen the video's.....

Mar 19 2009 9:11PM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
whaaaa harlaut siiiiicckk!
Mar 20 2009 2:39PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Spoiler alert:






































Jon left Oakley and is coming out with a new eye wear company.
Mar 20 2009 2:42PM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
team europe dope, new car dope, new company could be sick.  pretty good surprises
Mar 20 2009 2:44PM
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jmason
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best line i've heard in the entirety of ns existance. hahahaha
Mar 20 2009 3:22PM
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pmw
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soo stoked on everything he just did
Mar 20 2009 5:01PM
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TheBigD
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that car is the sickest thing ever...
murdered out including ski box,

//i wonder if uniq is part of poc, the lettering looks similar +poc makes googles and jon has a pro model helmet with them
Mar 20 2009 5:14PM
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stormtrooper
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 461
cough cough rope tow cough freeway cough cough beach cough
Mar 20 2009 5:18PM
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TheBigD
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//nevermind lettering is different, i bet he'll have redbull straps for the googles though
Mar 20 2009 5:23PM
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nathanielstyza
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hmm.
that was a damn lucky guess.
Mar 21 2009 4:00PM
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ukpowwhore
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That would be hilarious!!!
Mar 22 2009 1:31PM
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