Replying to What questions do you ask when your friends get concussed?

So today my buddy crashed off a kicker, wasn't wearing a helmet, and hit his head.  So to decide if he was concussed we asked him a few questions...

1) What's your name?
Response - Steven.

2)What's day is it?
Response - 2009.

3)Who is our president?
Response - My president is black, my lambo is blue.

Turns out he had only a minor concussion, he was alright.

Any other funny concussion stories NS?