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High school prank ideas

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debrickshaw
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ok so our school has a tradition where second semester seniors pull pranks.  me and my friends have a few ideas so far, but our current fav is putting laxatives in the ketchup/mustard dispensor in the caf.
any other suggestions would be most welcome, +k for good ones

AND to anyone planning on saying searchbar...go fuck yourself (in advance)
Mar 14 2009 8:59PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
I did...believe me. i want new, original ones...
Mar 14 2009 9:05PM
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skijunkiedtm
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do not do the laxitives. do something that shows you worked your ass's off to do. but doesnt really cause any problems for the school.
Mar 14 2009 9:07PM
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Style+eeze
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putting laxitives in the ketchup thing would be super funny, but someone could get hurt... seriously, who knows if they have some kind of medical condition that they could die from. i just know that you don't want to be charged with manslaughter...

well, on a lighter note: blocking in cars (teachers, dean of students, principle), superglue your teacher's desk shut, sneak in at night and have a party... i don't know, think out of the box
Mar 14 2009 9:08PM
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Crack.
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Where's the fun in that?
Mar 14 2009 9:08PM
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reverendwrong
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well u may get one jem within all of the repeats and searcbars



but i think u need to get nicotine into the condiments...or somehow sell nicotine gum to everyone...they get addicted and go through withdrawl. yes its a very dick move but i origionally thought of using heroin...but thats real bad
Mar 14 2009 9:08PM
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skijunkiedtm
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you get the recognition from your peers with out the law. fucking with food will seriously fuck YOU over. how would you feel when one kid turns out to be deathly allergic to a certain ingredient in those laxatives.
Mar 14 2009 9:12PM
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Crack.
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Touché
Mar 14 2009 9:21PM
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B.Aussie
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Deep Heat on the toilet seats.
Mar 14 2009 9:30PM
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basedjase
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i may be a dumbass but whats that
Mar 14 2009 9:41PM
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family_vacation
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Do it!
Mar 14 2009 10:24PM
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steezemeister
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sneak in one night with like 200 gallons of diet coke and 10,000 mentos. drain all of the water out of every single toilet in the school by closing the shutoff valve and then flushing three or four times. then fill the bowl a 1/4 way with mentos, then fill the tank with diet coke.

then in the morning people will just be like "wtf mentos in the toilet" and then flush

hilarity ensues
Mar 14 2009 10:28PM
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JeremyClarkson
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if you guys have an all school assembally in the morning, just run in egging everyone in sight. thats what our seniors did. oh yeah they also came running into classrooms with airsoft guns shooting everyone.

Mar 14 2009 10:56PM
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crazyfuck
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post your principal's name and your school's address... i live in Las Vegas and will send your principal a postcard from the Paris (notoriously the gay spot on the Strip) from his gay lover and send it to him at your school. think of the potential...
Mar 14 2009 10:59PM
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Sean...M
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expelled?
Mar 14 2009 11:33PM
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AALT
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My brother told me that if you tp cars then pour water on the tp, and then that night its like below freezing..... hehe.

Mar 14 2009 11:54PM
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Alex_G
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at the farewell rally when the juniors come take your spot let a fuckload of crickets go
Mar 14 2009 11:58PM
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debrickshaw
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these are good, i dont like the idea of manslaughter so fuck the laxatives one
Mar 15 2009 12:15AM
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Mr.Panda
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idk if you will have tools to do this but this is what my senior class did.

we took a junkyard VW Bug, engine in it but it was blown and there was no way we could fix it.  cut it down the middle length-wise and we welded it around the flag pole.
Mar 15 2009 12:24AM
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8ONE657
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we had 3 senior pranks but only one went smoothly--

-shrooms in the salad bar: i dont think this needs explained but my friends got in a shit ton of troubs.

-spray paint senior parking lot with obscenities: spray paint was bought on credit card so they got busted. but it was a giant picture of our principal and a cock in his mouth and a bunch of sayings about him around it. probably the illest thing i have EVER scene. on a hot day when the tar melts you can see some of it underneath bahaha.

-big boy in the gym: we had a elby's restaurant close down a few years ago in my area but the big boy remained. somehow they got ahold of it and hoisted it through the ceiling in the gym and set it on the floor in our commons area. i honestly have no idea how this went down but it was amazing walking into school the next day.

Mar 15 2009 12:41AM
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Z_rob
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If you can get your hands on some animals like barnyard animals or something let it go in the hallways.

like a goat or some chickens or something, it would be really sick if you get like a peacock hahaha
Mar 15 2009 12:41AM
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[MEGAMO]
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put flyers up around the school for the website www.makemoniesonline.com
Mar 15 2009 12:48AM
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dergblerp
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A few ideas.

A popular one is to get 3 pigs and label them 1, 2, and 4. then let them loose.

At a high school near where I went they lead a cow up to the top of their bell tower. It turns out, cows can't walk down stairs... so it had to be lifted out with a crane.
Mar 15 2009 12:50AM
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xmosttruex
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MTV
Mar 15 2009 12:54AM
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xmosttruex
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Set up a sick band in the hall during a class.

Then when the passing period comes, be like BOOM

Mar 15 2009 12:56AM
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Mr.Panda
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that happened at another high school in my county but they couldnt get a crane it to move it for some reason cause it was in the library or something so they had to shoot it.
Mar 15 2009 12:56AM
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skithesprings
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i forget where this happened but students rented a fork lift and put the principals car on the school roof.

three animals numbered 1, 2, and 4 so they keep looking for number three.

5 gal bucket full of superballs into a hallway,

we had a dead deer at the top of our flag pole last year,

we found the key to the trophy cabinets in the lock so we took a few of the big cups, had a party, drank from said cups, then replaced them on monday.

Mar 15 2009 1:10AM
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ORski21
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for our school the principal has a smart car and the doors at our school have a bar in the middle that can be taken out so we would be able to fit his car in there. We were thinking of putting it in the cafeteria.

dont know if anyone who works at your school has a smart car.
Mar 15 2009 1:53AM
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TranyFinder
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steal all the tables desks and chairs at night
Mar 15 2009 2:01AM
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Z_rob
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word
Mar 15 2009 3:29AM
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Clarkes
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my senior year of high school, my twin brother, myself and band of nefarious cohorts decided that it was upon us to bear the responsibility of doing the senior prank right for our class. So the guys ( about 8 in total ) bought 15000 crickets and poured them into the ventilation shafts inside our schools building. We also bleached class of 07 into the grass, super glued the locks on all the doors, zip tied EVERY locker shut we could. We had a couple more ideas planned however two police helicopters and about 20 cops came to the school immediately. Apparently one of my friends Chevelle's which has a fat engine awoke one of the neighbors who saw about 8 men in all black pouring into the school and though that the large white buckets each man was carrying in each hand carried pipe bombs not crickets. Needless to say when the two helicopters came over the top of the school we tried to book it. However we ran right into the awaiting drawn guns of our cities finest, who thought Columbine was about to occur again. A lotta blowback on that one, just make sure whatever you do, do NOT get caught.
Mar 15 2009 6:55AM
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Squid.
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That would be sick
Mar 15 2009 7:33AM
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Aaaron.
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http://www.youtube.com
type in "just for laughs"
i swear, these people have the best pranks in the world.
watch the "water park prank"

Mar 15 2009 9:24AM
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sklermang
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hahaha
Mar 15 2009 9:31AM
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VT_FLO
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thats from family guy
Mar 15 2009 12:02PM
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8ONE657
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you sir, are a legend.
your friend however...EPIC FAIL.
Mar 15 2009 12:05PM
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yellav
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juan pon pothier-
Mar 15 2009 12:10PM
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babujib
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yeah dude i love going down the lazy river through my school in my free blocks too
seriously though thats a sick prank
Mar 15 2009 12:21PM
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B.Aussie
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It's this stuff that you put on your muscles before a sport competition that heats up your muscles deep inside. If you put it on the toliet seats it burns their butts deep inside and it's hard to get off.
Mar 15 2009 6:31PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Apparently old VW bugs disassemble into such small parts that you could theoretically break into a classroom and assemble one inside of the classroom.  But I don't know how true that is, and my school had alarms in the classrooms.
Mar 15 2009 6:39PM
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s@lomonskier
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if u could fill a trailer with manuer just dump it infront of the main door tht'll smell nice
Mar 15 2009 6:44PM
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Jake...
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rock straight up cow shit 100% pure
Mar 15 2009 7:05PM
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steezyskier7
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we have a gate that goes to the upper parking lot (the biggest one) and last year the seniors parked in the teachers spots and welded the gate shut to the upper parking lot
Mar 15 2009 7:22PM
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skrilla_MAC
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do that one. that shit would be funny. literally.
Mar 15 2009 7:27PM
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jmath
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fer sure this one
Mar 15 2009 7:51PM
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debrickshaw
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im thinkin im gonna put deep heat on the toilet seats, anyone know how much that shit costs? cuz i got alot of toilet seats to cover
Mar 15 2009 10:54PM
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Mr.Capone
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gold
Mar 15 2009 11:17PM
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Klutch
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Definitaly do the 1,2,4 pig thing, however before you realease get them all greased up with some butter or something. Couple years ago we had locusts released in the school, superballs would be fun
Mar 15 2009 11:31PM
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Golden.
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brilliant. truly genious.
Mar 16 2009 12:06AM
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Shark.
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thats fucking awesome.
Mar 16 2009 12:21AM
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