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How drunk do you have to be?
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to break into my house at 5 am, use the pisser, open my door and stand in the doorway for a while, then go upstairs, use the other pisser, then argue with me that this is your house until i get my roomates up and we kick you out.
this happened to me this morning, awesome especially when you have a cell biology test the next day. yay college!
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got to love it, what school do you go to?
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to answer your question, pretty drunk
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must be pretty shitty house if you can break into it while being that degree of drunk
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haha, not as hardcore, but a few Saturday mornings ago I woke up went into my living room and all the cushions for both couches were on one couch, and the one without cushions was facing the wall. Then on the way to the ski hill, my buddy was like "did you notice anything weird about your couch this morning?" and then informed me that he had come in and tried to sleep there, but then decided not to. "twas funny because I didn't wake up the whole time. Also last semester some fuckheads broke into our apartment, broke bottles in the staircase, , put vaseline on two of the door handles, threw all the living room furniture around, went into one of my roommates' room, threw all his stuff around, and turned on his music and lights. I slept through the whole thing and only found out about it the next day. They also went into my friend's apartment and took all the meat out of his freezer.
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one time a bear stole a fuck-load of meat and like 3 bags of marshmallows from me.
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woke up one morning to holes in the wall.
woke up another one to my big box of chicken strips gone. still pissed about that.
umm shaving cream through the eyehole.
eggs in the stairwell
a lot of shit goes down here.
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Woke up one morning 3 am to my housemate pissing down the stairs. When I asked him what he was doing he just looked at me. A couple months later I caught him pissing in my dog's dog food bag. I beat his ass.
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haha yeah bears are fucking assholes.
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I woke up with my wire garbage bin in the middle of my room filled with piss, and piss was all around it. Apparently I took the time to take it from under my bed, bring it into the middle of the room and piss in it. I also punched one of my suitemates in the face.
My room mate also got up and went into another bedroom, take his boxers off and sit on my suitemate's northface and pee on it, then he went into my other suitemate's bed and refused to get off.
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haha thats fucking hilarious.
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lmao that would be scary shit.
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One time a bear broke into my uncles cabin and grabbed a bottle of sprite, and it exploded everywhere.
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