I wake up with my alarm blaring notifying me that I had another dreary day of school ahead of me... The only thing that pained me more then hearing that noise was my feet which felt like they had a jack hammer taken to them and had a fat chick sitting on them all night. The pain was excruciating, the first thing that came to my mind was "My ankles are broke, my ankles are broken!". I then swung my legs off the side of my bed and as fast as i could unclipped the buckles and booster strap. I could feel the blood flooding back to my feet as the pain seemed to pulsate from my numb toes to my throbbing ankles. I first reached for my right boot and tried to wrench it off, the second that I tried to pull my foot out a pain like nothing I had never felt shot up my entire leg. I couldn't believe it I was nearly in tears trying to take off my stupid ski boots. I found out that the slow method did not work trying to get my foot out because i could not bear the pain for more then 2 seconds. I then decided that I would have to treat it like a band-aid. I then grabbed the back of my boot with one hand and the tongue with the other and trusted my foot up and and pushed the boot away with all my might. I screamed in agonizing pain as my foot felt like it had been crushed in a vice. I cringed at the thought of having to go through that whole ordeal once again with my left foot..... Now i know that many women claim that pregnancy is the most painful experience someone can go through but i think it would be comparable to trying to shit out a ski out of your ass, thats how much this shit hurt. I praised the lord that I was finally out of my prison, I thought my whole ordeal was over and then I took my first step towards the bathroom to soak them in the bathtub. My whole freaking leg collapsed, it wasn't like when your leg falls asleep and it just kinda feels numb and tingly. My foot and ankle just wouldn't freaking work, I was like "HOLY CRAP I JUST KILL MY FEET!". I was petrified that I had done them up to tight and had cut off the circulation to my feet and that i would need an amputation. I began to rub them vigorously trying to get the feeling back into them, I sat their for a good 20 min rubbing them as the feeling gradually came back into my feet. In the end I skipped school for the day because I was barely able to walk without cringing. 15 hours later and they still hurt like a MOTHER F*CKER.
I hope everyone will learn from me (the dumbass) and never try to take short cuts when breaking in ski boots...
Sparknotes: Sleeping in ski boots to try and break them in = Very bad idea
PS sry if there are a lot of spelling error and whatnot but im trying to write a paper at the same time so I was kinda rushing.
