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Weed claiming threads.

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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
Anyone else want to punch a baby when they read these?

"Dude i was sooooo blazed...."
"I ripped a bong and then...."

seriously, no one gives a fuck.
Mar 12 2009 1:36AM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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duuuuuude, im sooo fuckin high right now.
Mar 12 2009 1:38AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
man, I drank like 8 beers, had two shots of Crown Royal, a bottle of vodka, 3 red bulls, smoked 4 joints and did at least 5 bong rips... I was so messed up man.
Mar 12 2009 1:40AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Mad blazd right now, just ripped a GB.

This thread is jacked. It is now a "describe how high you are and how you got there" thread.
Mar 12 2009 1:40AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
im sooo burnt right now. holy shiiiit.
Mar 12 2009 1:40AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Dude i got so high i went an hit chads switch and broke my ankles.....
Mar 12 2009 1:44AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
My friend was visiting this school and we decided to take a burn cruise on this crazy road that overlooks the city.. and now I'm here.. mad high. Looking forward to sleeping :)
Mar 12 2009 1:52AM
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horner
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Mar 12 2009 1:54AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
thar video culd not be more suitable for this thread. on so many levels
Mar 12 2009 2:17AM
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Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22
Nobody wants to hear about how high you think you are. Unless your sharing some bomb weed
Mar 12 2009 3:55AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
yeah mr. fucktown
Mar 12 2009 5:38AM
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Steazel
Posts: 553 - Karma: 16
dude last night i smoked a cheeseburger and ate 4 pounds of weed, holy shit dood i was sooo fucked up.
Mar 12 2009 6:45AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude I got soooooooooo high and ate 4 crave cases from White Castle and than nollied onto my toilet took the biggest shit of my life and than went skiing did a backflip and than left because I hurt my shit.
Mar 12 2009 8:06AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
one time i threw up
Mar 12 2009 8:16AM
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SteezyOhio
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duuuuuuuuude, maan, for real, i was so burnt last night that i woke up to day sizzleing still........
Mar 12 2009 9:28AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
i just smoked 2 joints of the puffiest weed ever. im so fucking blazed
Mar 12 2009 9:32AM
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Shpadoinkle
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So last night I had two blow backs. Was feelin' good at that time. Then I took a hit. I ate some Ben & Jerry's Half Baked. Then I took another hit, and ate two slices of pizza. Started to feel really bad - stomach, light headed, etc. Left my friends apartment to go lay in my boyfriends bed. I went to the bathroom and spewed everything I ate that day into the toilet. Dear God I wanted to die. After my bulimia episode resolved I fell onto my boyfriends bed with horrible cramps, and then I eventually passed out. No more smoking for at least a week.
Mar 12 2009 9:32AM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
i just drank a five hour energy and drank a cup of coffe. i am about to go fuck shit up
Mar 12 2009 9:35AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
i had one corona last night, i was so fucking drunk man.
Mar 12 2009 9:47AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
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I took that picture last night wjen I was blazin wit jeebus
Mar 12 2009 11:43AM
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gstoneskier
Posts: 233 - Karma: 41
ya no shit its like holy shit i just smoked a whole cigarette by my self and now i have the craziest head buzz.
Mar 12 2009 12:31PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
whow, crazy bugger.
Mar 12 2009 12:56PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
wow i just ripped a bong and im pretty sure im seeing the most retarded thread ever right now.

but maybe im dreaming
Mar 12 2009 1:07PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
wtf man... you stole my avatar.   douche.....

but anyway i'm fucking ripped right now. 
blazing that L all night long.  mad good trees son.
Mar 12 2009 2:01PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i packed the gnarrrliest lip last night, and i still have such a buzz. i thought i was a dog!
Mar 12 2009 2:02PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
This kid at my school smoked weed and fell out of a 10 story window...oh and he died
Mar 12 2009 2:06PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i tihnk you have the wrong thread
Mar 12 2009 2:08PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
well... this backfired... hahahaha
Mar 12 2009 2:08PM
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General_Ripper
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on the upside me and a couple of my friends once rolled a 13 gram blunt of g-13
Mar 12 2009 2:09PM
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Rajna
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one time i smoked KUSH. i saw so many different colors and talked to little purple goblins. so high.
Mar 12 2009 2:13PM
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General_Ripper
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29528997/

yea its pretty fucked up.  This article fails to say that he got busted smoking weed by cops exactly 1 hour before he was found.
Mar 12 2009 2:14PM
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Mac_Grey
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 36
i smoked pot with johnny hopkins and sloan kettering, we blazed that shit up everyday.
Mar 12 2009 2:27PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

this is why i love the 420 forum.

but seriously i just found some widow i stashed in one of my pockets a few days back(Over a week) fuckya i havent smoked in awhile exept fo the keif ive been scrapping outta my grinder

Mar 12 2009 2:41PM
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ParkLife01
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i got drug tested last week : (

Mar 12 2009 2:56PM
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General_Ripper
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^^ haha that sucks what happened?
Mar 12 2009 3:16PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
hahahahaha
+k i lol'd
Mar 12 2009 3:23PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
This thread is proof of why newschoolers is awesome. +k to everyone
Mar 12 2009 3:57PM
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JosephStalin
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i had like 5 blunts 8 shots of tequila, packed like 5 tins in my mouth, made 5 trays of special brownies, had 12 twinkies, 5 lines of coke, a case of keystone, and a couple glasses of bong water. i was soooooooooo fucked up
Mar 12 2009 4:11PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

I just had a ton of beef jerky chew

I am soooooooo stoned off beef jerky right now

Mar 12 2009 4:50PM
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robtheslobonacob
Posts: 471 - Karma: 17
dudeeee i just got sooo contacted high from this thread everything's making me laugh
Mar 12 2009 4:55PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
dude, i dont no why i did this but i just ate a whole pack of cigs, i am so loose right now.
Mar 12 2009 5:05PM
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EvanMeyer
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one time I smoked like a pound of hella dope buds then I ate a shit load of shrooms when I had the munchies it was dope
Mar 12 2009 5:19PM
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KravtZ
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dude im so blazzzedddxxx right now and drunk i just pounded mad brews at like 4 parties tonight smoked so many blunts so fucked up. got with like 5  chicks at the same time, ate mad shit with the munchies
Mar 12 2009 5:24PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
why would you buy weed when you could get so much higher mixing the shit that's probably above or on top of your washing machine and downing it
Mar 12 2009 5:25PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
i got 2 fat rez bowls waiting for me when i get home. im gonna be murked like a fuckin zombie.
Mar 12 2009 5:30PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I've smoked myself silly with these smarties mang
Mar 12 2009 5:33PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
that's cute
Mar 12 2009 5:58PM
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feihlination
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Mar 12 2009 6:02PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
HOLY SHIT DOOD...i just gooot soooo fuckin high off that shit...thaaa smarties be fuckin with my mind, its like im falling into a vooorrrttteeexxxx of the rainbow...shits wack man!!
Mar 12 2009 6:04PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
whoaa, mr. high tolerance. i had a coronita last night and i was schwastedddddddddddddd
Mar 12 2009 6:20PM
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-Nick-
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actually a few days ago i got high and had a 5 hour energy it felt so weird
Mar 12 2009 6:37PM
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