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You've got a condom in your mouth

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sethski
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So today I was working, and a group of middle school age looking guys walked in...each with a condom in their mouth. They walked in and waved, and just walked around the store chewing their condoms and trying to blow them up like a balloon. What is up with pre-pubescent kids these days?
Mar 11 2009 8:22PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
...? gtfo!
Mar 11 2009 8:22PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
ONE OF THE MOST ASKED QUESTIONS THESE DAYS....
Mar 11 2009 8:25PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
I speak the truth...by far my most interesting day at work...so far
Mar 11 2009 8:25PM
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KAS
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 68
You should have just said, You know dicks go in those, right?
Mar 11 2009 8:25PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
they obviously realized they were never going to use them for their intended purposes...and then they put them in their mouths.
Mar 11 2009 8:26PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -8
They taste like shit.  Ever opened one with your teeth?  The lube is gross tasting.
Mar 11 2009 8:26PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
where have you been?
Mar 11 2009 8:27PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
maybe they were flavored?????
Mar 11 2009 8:29PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
MABE THEY WERE USED....
Mar 11 2009 8:30PM
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spliff.Life
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hahahahahhaa
Mar 11 2009 8:31PM
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Nicholas.
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aww thats fuckin gross dude. for soem reason that really bothers me. i mean its just rubber but good god.
Mar 11 2009 8:32PM
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Armegadon
Posts: 153 - Karma: 11
thats prolly it. I could see some rly dumb kids thinking HMMM maybe they taste SUPER GREAT. lets eat them.
Mar 11 2009 8:32PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
haha yea but only to start the rip...never really got a taste

maybe they are just in to experimenting
Mar 11 2009 8:33PM
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emopoppins
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i'm so damn confused as to why someone would think thats a good idea?
Mar 11 2009 9:20PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
guys everyone knows condom chewing is the next big thing, those kids are just doing it before it gets played
Mar 11 2009 9:23PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
thats pretty gay
Mar 11 2009 9:24PM
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Dhane
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SERIOUSly.
Mar 11 2009 9:25PM
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hartig
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what. the. fuck.
Mar 11 2009 9:31PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
cone heads... they blow them up like chewing gum bubbles. i just heard this today, i cant actually remember it at all
Mar 11 2009 9:50PM
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sethski
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Mar 11 2009 10:38PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
nice save...
Mar 11 2009 10:48PM
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TotallyTrevor
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they just got done sucking each others dicks so they were just finishing the experience
Mar 11 2009 11:55PM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
actually they are typically latex my friend..i cant use em, im allergic to it
Mar 12 2009 12:02AM
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B.Aussie
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The flavoured ones don't tates like anything they just smell good lol.  They have an old man chewing one on the staying alive add! But pres these days are hilarious!

Mar 12 2009 12:50AM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
i could see that being problematic at some point.
Mar 12 2009 12:57AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
dude, whatever.
Mar 12 2009 2:17AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
the non latex ones are fucking expensive, ex was allergic, pissed me off that they cost like 3x as much
Mar 12 2009 4:36AM
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Elife
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lot cheaper than a babers tho
Mar 12 2009 4:39AM
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J-Wallz
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yah they did in in Coneheads prob where they got the stupid idea
Mar 12 2009 8:21AM
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skiP.E.I.
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kids that age usually draw no distinction between good and bad ideas.
Mar 12 2009 8:30AM
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h_bar
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bahahahaha fun shit
Mar 12 2009 9:00AM
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Snowgoner
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i think they might be gayyyyyyy....................?
hahaha
Mar 12 2009 4:30PM
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freestyler540
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Mar 12 2009 4:41PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
I'm in 8th grade and I've never even thought about doing that
Mar 12 2009 4:46PM
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Kitzrow
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ahahaa. When I was in middle school, my friend and I emptied all the gunpowder out of $30 worth of fireworks and put it into an orange pill bottle. We stabbed a hole in the top, fed a string down as a fuse, and lit it in his living room. Shortly after, a large hole developed in his ceiling and his neighbor called the fire department..It was definitely a good idea at the time
Mar 12 2009 5:41PM
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Petey.
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like penis
Mar 12 2009 5:44PM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
They were probably practicing oral application.
Mar 12 2009 6:09PM
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EvanMeyer
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GOOD FOR YOU
Mar 12 2009 6:37PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
hahaha very true
Mar 12 2009 7:23PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: -1
only you would know.
Mar 12 2009 7:28PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
WRONG!

Roundhouse kick her in the stomach
Mar 12 2009 7:29PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
and what happened after that?

i had a friend go to juvie for tht shiit... terroristic like activities apparently
Mar 12 2009 8:10PM
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