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I just had a chat with some LDS guys on my front porch.

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mtbakerteacher
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I told them about atheism, they want to come back and chat sometime. They are now talking to my neighbor, brother of NS's Tim Mcchesney (Ben, not Brett).
I feel bad for them, it's really cold and one of them stepped in some dog throwup on my front porch. :(
Mar 11 2009 7:09PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Before any of you say it, "Cool story hansel!!!!!!!1"
Mar 11 2009 7:10PM
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k-rob
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what is LDS?
Mar 11 2009 7:11PM
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SirFryanator
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latter-day saints, AKA mormon.

COOL STORY....brian
Mar 11 2009 7:11PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Mormons.
Mar 11 2009 7:12PM
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GratefulShred
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A pretty big gang.
Mar 11 2009 7:12PM
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GratefulShred
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Damnit guys...
Mar 11 2009 7:12PM
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k-rob
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oh cool.
story.
guy.
Mar 11 2009 7:13PM
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mtbakerteacher
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If we exchanged posts for awhile it'd be pretty cool because my icon is mostly blue and yours is mostly red.
Mar 11 2009 7:14PM
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k-rob
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like the lights on a cop car.
Mar 11 2009 7:21PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Oh shit not the police!
Mar 11 2009 7:21PM
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k-rob
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there's a cop that lives down the street and around the corner from my house.
Mar 11 2009 7:23PM
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-Mugatu
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C-C-C-C-C-CCOOMMMBBBOOO BBRREEAAAKKKERRRR
Mar 11 2009 7:23PM
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SirFryanator
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KILLTACULAR
Mar 11 2009 7:27PM
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eheath
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Hahah yes you know ben? he's the man.
Mar 11 2009 7:32PM
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captainEMERICA
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the chief of police live across from me lol  (claim?)
Mar 11 2009 8:33PM
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Skillz
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There's no mormons in bellingham lol
Mar 11 2009 8:34PM
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k-rob
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are you on his good or bad side? haha i would imagine you can't get away with much at your place
Mar 11 2009 8:40PM
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Dr.Scholl
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oh i need to slow down and read the titles better...

i thought this thread was gunna be a funny story about guys on LSD

Mar 11 2009 8:41PM
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tBatt
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me too.

 a few nights ago i woke up to my dog barking, so i looked outside and there was a cruizer parked
in the end of my driveway and a cop walking around my house. i called the station to ask if they had anyone in my area, and they didn't. so im just hoping its my neighbor looking for his dog or something.

Mar 11 2009 8:49PM
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Yeezus
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theres a state cop that lives 5 houses down from me
Mar 11 2009 8:53PM
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Malcolm
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oh i thought it was someone on lsd
Mar 11 2009 8:57PM
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coolhandluke
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brian you converted?
Mar 11 2009 9:02PM
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Aenigma
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If they were more observant they might have realized that Ben is God....more or less.
Mar 11 2009 9:06PM
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Balto
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my gf is mormon......
Mar 11 2009 9:10PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Of course. They got me with the bit about it being the "real word of god"
I can't say no to truth!!
Mar 11 2009 9:17PM
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coolhandluke
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can i be one of your fifteen brides?  when will you be accepting applications?
Mar 11 2009 9:44PM
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0123456789
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thats sketch as fuck! you shoulda told em there was a random cop walking around your crib cause thats trusspassing with out a warrant for absolutley no reason.
Mar 11 2009 9:45PM
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.brian
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same thing happened to me
Mar 11 2009 9:53PM
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lineskier10
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you must not be getting any pussy then, or is she a corrupted mormon?
Mar 11 2009 9:54PM
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hotdog.garbage
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thats mormon fundamentalists
Mar 11 2009 10:37PM
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Elijah.
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That was me guys.

Have I told NS what Jesus can do for them?
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My broski and I reppin' it hard. Be as cool as us someday.
Mar 11 2009 10:44PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Well it's a good thing I believe in the fundamentals! Will I don't think you're up to it. Your skis are far too large, if you know what I mean.
Mar 11 2009 11:32PM
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summersover
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hahaha me too
btw everytime im about to post in something you already have
Mar 11 2009 11:37PM
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mackattack
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wait, correct me if i'm wrong but i thought there was a mormon church across from WWU's campus in bham....? i know we have a church of scientology in fairhaven...
Mar 12 2009 2:04AM
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mtbakerteacher
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I'm not sure about in Fairhaven but there is one off of James st and Sunset.
Mar 12 2009 12:47PM
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ParkLife01
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my uncle is a cop
Mar 12 2009 1:01PM
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urbanjib
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chief of policemoved in with his GF down the street... theyre both over 50...
Mar 12 2009 1:09PM
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sconniestyle
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i have a lot of respect for the missionaries, because that job sucks. for anyone who has ever done sales, cold calling is a tough thing. to do it at someone's house, and to be selling your views instead of a product has to be so difficult, and they do it with a smile and a backpack.

when i lived in wisco, we were helping a neighbor push a car out of a snowbank, and my buddy started asking them if they wanted to hear the good word about the church of jesus christ of latter day saints and they said no and that they would get the car out by themselves. they just left it half on the curb until the snow melted.

Mar 12 2009 1:10PM
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Scott~
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Throwup on your porch? clean that shit nigger~
Mar 12 2009 1:19PM
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Alex_G
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aaaaaaaaaaand BAN!

but really watch what you say, jKutcher and Hurty will rip you a new one just a fair warning right here
Mar 12 2009 1:43PM
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snowaddict91
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haha i thought it was gonna be retards (learning disability)
Mar 12 2009 1:45PM
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=Worf=
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in college whenever one of our fraternity brothers pissed us off, we would just order the book of morman under thier name so they would get forever hasseled. 

i was at home one time when they came to my parents house i was actually leaving for slc in a couple of days.  they asked me if i liked it out there i said yeah utah is greaT EXCEPT FOR ALL THE GOD DAMN MORMANS  they gave me a puzzled look

Mar 12 2009 1:57PM
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Ben.
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go fuck yourself
Mar 12 2009 2:10PM
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mtbakerteacher
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You can't ban scott... He has... powers...~
Mar 12 2009 2:12PM
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coolhandluke
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ahaha brilliant. scott is a cancer warrior you can't ban him.
Mar 12 2009 2:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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haha me and a bunch of my buddies were drinking beer and working on my car last summer and a couple lds guys came by to talk to us. We offered them beer. They said no. Both of my buddies went to catholic school all of their lives so they were fucking with these guys hard. then they gave us a book.

the end.
Mar 12 2009 3:04PM
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