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Cheap foods for when you're broke as a joke.

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PacificRimJob
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I just bought 18 tinas burritos, 2 bunches of bananas and a 24 pack of top ramen for like 15 bucks.. should last me about 2 weeks if I starve myself a little.



anyone else out there know of any cheap food that is mmm mmm good?
Mar 11 2009 2:37AM
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tomalom
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i steal shit from the grocery store, they should pay their employees more
Mar 11 2009 2:51AM
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freezed
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you can do a lot of stuff with rice, frozen corn, frozen peas, frozen mixed veggies, potatoes, onions, etc...you can make an asian stir fry kinda thing (just get some bell peppers and broccoli), or go mexican style (buy some canned black beans, super cheap). you can make fried rice. umm, get some curry powder or premade sauce and you can have vegetable curry.
Mar 11 2009 2:51AM
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dmc12380
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go to the community cupboard. or walk around a grocery store and eat shit while you fill up a cart then just ditch the cart and leave
Mar 11 2009 3:02AM
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Silence
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thief
Mar 11 2009 3:04AM
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Nicholas.
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usually if we are going for cheap, packs of ramen.

if you want a good deal for a solid meal though, get a loaf of white bread some sliced cheese and some butter, grilled cheese mah fucka. maybe a few cans of tomato soup.

pasta is pretty cheap too, just get a jar or two of some sauce with it.


Mar 11 2009 3:16AM
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PacificRimJob
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i really wish i had a trader joes closer to me...

their veggies are SO cheap and delicious and organic and junk...

sometimes i go there and just splurge on a cartfull of them.
Mar 11 2009 3:19AM
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freezed
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oh i forgot

do you live in a big (ish) city? if you do, check this out...hindu temples, once a week, have free lunch. it's a community service thing (part of their faith). anyone can come, and if you find multiple temples in your area, bam, a few free meals every week. awesome delicious indian food too.
Mar 11 2009 3:24AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Work at a grocery store, get free deli food at the end of the night.
Mar 11 2009 3:34AM
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NESblowjob
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dollar menu  

or if your really poor buy ramen noodles in bulk at the price club or something
Mar 11 2009 4:12AM
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duskier72
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eggs can be cheap depending where you go (get a little protein cause eating only ramen and pasta can fuck you up)  buy bags of oatmeal and rice at natural food stores(real cheap
Mar 11 2009 4:21AM
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PhaedeD
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drive out to the woods shoot a deer bring it home cut it up put it in the freezer. few hundred lbs of meet for free, should last you 6 months.
Mar 11 2009 4:32AM
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shagalabagala
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bulk rice, and eat other people's leftovers. you can get a decent meal out of the scaps people leave on their plates at most places, if you have no shame like me.
Mar 11 2009 4:36AM
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Austeeze
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noodles and other soups, bread from the bakery

Mar 11 2009 4:44AM
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PacificRimJob
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holy crap..

too bad i'm probably about an hour from any hindu temples... or any big enough to give free lunches...

now I'm feeling some dosas and samosas BADDD...
Mar 11 2009 6:56AM
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sstricky
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buy a lot of milk, make your own cheese+butter
Mar 11 2009 9:32AM
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pwdales
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This is what i do but it takes some dedication
masturbate into a cup a few times a day but make sure u keep it in the fridge or it will spoil.
USe it as a pasta sauce cus its creamy and high in protein.

Mar 11 2009 9:39AM
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snwbrdmilf
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You just made me think of your video. =)

So fun!
Mar 11 2009 9:45AM
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sarahskis
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Just eat at our place. We do a community (friends and friends of friends) dinner every week for good karma
Mar 11 2009 9:46AM
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Balto
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free samples at costco ftw! not to mention you can see a free movie there. 89 cent buritos at taco bell
Mar 11 2009 9:48AM
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fragglemuffin
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double the beef for 89 cents!
Mar 11 2009 9:53AM
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TerminatorX
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i buy food in bulk at sams club.
Mar 11 2009 10:08AM
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Malcolm
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you can get free crackers anywhere where they sell soup. and free ketchup at places like mcdonalds.
Mar 11 2009 10:14AM
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WIfreeskier
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6-pack top ramen is only $0.70 at my store
loaf of wheat bread - $0.99
get some cheap cheese, take butter packets from lodges up on the mtn.

^ grilled cheese and soup.

Also, my grocery store has these GIANT sandwiches, labeled "party subs"
they are stacked with 3 kinds of meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, on good bread
they weight almost 3lbs
and are only $5.99
you are full for 2 days with one of those.

OR get a job that has free meals, like mine.  I tune skis in a rental/retail shop that's in the Marriott, and the Marriott has an employee cafeteria with free meals all day.  You're only supposed to have one, but the cooks are chill.  Different food everytime.  Also I go up and snag a breakfast burrito that they make for the guests.  Very good.

Mar 11 2009 10:21AM
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PhaedeD
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your attempt at being funny has failed. what you just said is gay and retarded as fuck.
Mar 11 2009 10:23AM
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Beer=Yum
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i thought i was the only one that knew about this...
Mar 11 2009 10:29AM
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J-Wallz
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omg so good n cheap
Mar 11 2009 10:43AM
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Ryno
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free meals at the hindu temples every week? Sweet!
Mar 11 2009 11:12AM
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Meh42
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oh god would i take bargain grocery shopping over the bullshit they feed us in the cafeteria.  freshman 15 my ass, i think i've lost weight.

during my broke year off, i got most of my calories from stag chili and home made sandwiches consisting of just meat and cheese.  milk's a good one too if you've got a big grocery store nearby like a safeway.  $1.70 gallons of whole milk here in denver, that's 2400 calories.  no such luck in a ski town though.
Mar 11 2009 11:16AM
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MEGAZORD
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Brown Rice.  Fight off scurvy
Mar 11 2009 11:29AM
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ski93
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cliff bars
Mar 11 2009 12:16PM
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skiminnesota
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Rice. Ramen, meatless spaghetti.
Mar 11 2009 12:30PM
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Pman13a
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you can get a 10 pound bag of potatoes for like 3 bucks, good carbs and starch, and will give you energy

eggs are cheap and give you protein

rice as everyone is saying

pasta and maybe some butter instead of sauce is real cheap
Mar 11 2009 12:57PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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i buy the yard o beef thing (usualy 5$). its just a big tube of summer sausage and put it in my ramen and everything else. i just made some ramen with the sausage bbq sause and tabasco and its really good. but walmart has these plastic trays with ramen and flavoring that are like 88 cents. and they are actually reallly good. also subway 5$ footlongs are a good break from ramen and so are little ceasers hot and readys
Mar 11 2009 1:42PM
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MangoSteeze
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banana rice and raisins mmmhmmmm
Mar 11 2009 1:53PM
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doritos
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Here's your five basic food groups when you're broke, in order of cheapness:

1. Rice
2. Potatoes
3. Sammiches
4. Pasta
5. Eggs

You can sustain yourself off of bulk rice for a long time. Same with potatoes. Sammiches require you to purchase some PB & J, but you can usually find Freihofer's bread at Buy 1 Get 1 prices so it works out pretty cheap. Plus you can use that bread for your eggs. Pasta is cheap as fuck too, just get the big boxes of generic Price Chopper brand and some cheap jar sauce and you're good to go. You can eat decently for under $45 a week with this method.
Mar 11 2009 2:05PM
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bhill2.0
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my friend and I were stoned as fuck and both of us only had a dollar we scraped together in change. Go to a 711 and get a bag of fritos , hit that shit with the free chilli and cheese. I mean its probably not somehting you want to have more than once but when you only have a dollar its pretty bomb
Mar 11 2009 2:11PM
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dandougherty
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spaghtti o's and hotdogs cooked tougether
Mar 11 2009 2:45PM
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Nicholas.
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hot dogs and mac and cheese is good too. just like momma used to make, and hot dogs are another cheap food, you can get a generic 12 pack for like a buck fifty or something.
Mar 11 2009 2:50PM
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Tinga
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saltines. you can buy a whole box for about a buck. canned fruit is about a buck a can. ramen of course.
Mar 11 2009 2:56PM
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Cudder.
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wegmans mac and cheese .33 cents
Mar 11 2009 3:52PM
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AMG.
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ok this is some cheap ass shit, but it only works if you dont do it frequently cause if you do it frequently the gravy train stops. so basically this should be combo'd up with the other cheap food ideas here. (the legality of these methods are questionable, or downright illegal so i'm not advocating you do this, its just a sharing of hypothetical ideas.)

1. flat out steal shit. it helps if you buy things at the same time.

2. call food companies like frito lay, and pepsi (i know this isnt real food) and tell them the product you purchased was somehow bad (weird taste, hair, strange color). the thing is you'll need the product code from the actual product so either write it down in the store, or actually buy the stuff. after you complain they should try to keep you as a customer by sending you coupons/ vouchers which you use to buy more stuff at the store. these coupons or vouchers will [usually] give you more food than you actually "bought" at no cost to you.

theres alot more, but [cliche excuse] im pretty lazy right now [/cliche excuse]

Mar 11 2009 4:42PM
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Malcolm
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fuck yeah im definitly going to hit up a hindu temple soon. i think theres a couple in montreal
Mar 11 2009 5:03PM
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Nicholas.
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haha, did they think he was mentally challenged and feel bad for him or something? what do you mean squishing two skittles together?
Mar 11 2009 5:11PM
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D-Rex
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get easy mac and kidney beans mix em together its cheap tastes good and beans have protein
Mar 11 2009 5:12PM
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steviecakes
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cheap fast food: taco bell, 1 of each nachos on the value menu, and if the taco bell has self serve drinks (and most do) ask for a cup of water which is free then you put whatever ish you want in there at the drink station. total meal > $3

cheap healthy(ish) food: brown rice, mrs dash, shredded cheese. nuke it in the microwave. so the cheese melts over the rice. so filling.

Mar 11 2009 5:14PM
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drumbumocdp
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think out side the bun man
Mar 11 2009 5:34PM
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Nicholas.
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haha thats fucked up.

remembered a new one today, at costco its $1.50 for a jumbo hot dog with anything you want on it and a 20 oz soda with unlimited refills.
Mar 14 2009 11:16PM
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Slinger1x1
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Alright, my family isnt poor or anything, infact we're fairly wealthy, but we definitely dont like wasting money and try to save money as much as possible (we are jews, but there is nothing wrong with saving money, so no asshole comments). here is our tricks (im 16, but i do take after my dad alot, who tought us all this)

-save those cups from costco and refill them for another time (your post reminded me of this)
-Free Russian dressing, ketchup and mayo mixed. very easy to get
-take sweet and low/sugar packets
-fixens bar at some fast food places/rest stops. They usually consist of lettuc, tomatos, onions, katchup, mayo, ect. Make yourself a salad with your free russian dressing and free lettuc/tomato/onion
-left overs left overs left overs

there are some things that i don't really like to do, but hey...
-the water cup at mcdonalds, thats kind of sinking low... also, i have taken a soda when going around the super market with my parents and finished it before checking out. my dad would throw it behind some items on a shelf.

there are a couple more. when fruits come into season, you can get them fairly cheap and they are always good for you.
Mar 14 2009 11:35PM
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Shlogan
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i like that you called him a theif and not the guy above him who blaitently said i steal hah
Mar 14 2009 11:38PM
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