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anyone know homework excuses?
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i need some excuses for 4getting my homework? anyone got any???
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yea- i didnt domy homework be cause to many people said to SHUT THE FUCK UP so i went and cried
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just give your teach the bird she'll get the picture
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I always use I left it on my desk at home.
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i just dont do it, it doesnt matter unless youre in fucking middle school still
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the teenage girl locked in my basement ate it
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yea i actually got one, first off if u wanna leave class i just say i am taking a test in another room, if they asking bout hw, just say i did it, can i drop it by later that day, then dont, come in early the next morning say u stopped by w/e period, they have to give u credit if u come 4 mins before school starts, give some bs excuse like ur mom drove u in early and u tried to email it but ur powers out
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the best one that works is the one i use in every class. when ever you have to hand in a typed assaignment and you leave it to the night before its due, just go onto your compture and find something (anything) and hit print and as it comes out of the printer start pulling on it so that all the words get strenched and distorted. hand it to your teach the next day and say your having problems and that you'll hand it in as soon as possible. Im telling you it works perfectly!!
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you know what really works, well if the assignment is just a worksheet or sumthing, and you got it but its not finished...use a pass to go to your locker or bathroom or sum shit, and just take your time to finish it there, when you get back to class act like, 'did you collect the homework yet' trust me, ive used this since the 8th grade
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your diskette broke in your school bag
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my mom used it to roll a joint
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I was driving to school and your explosive diarehha flares up and you didnt have any time to wait to get to school so you pulle dover and that was the only piece of paper you had to use to wipetell the prof you have it in a plastic bag in your car if they really want it
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ahaha
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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hahaha....but prepare yourself in advance for that one....some ppl. are sick
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why not just say you didnt do the homework and own up to it? i mean if its just homework it doesnt count anyways, and the teachers will have more respect for your honesty, espicaly if other people are making up bullshit excuesses
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Just tell you teacher you were skiing all night.
'Sorry i didnt do my homework last night becasue i was skiing handrails all of last night. Can i get it to you by tom???'
and your teacher will say,
'Thats fine'
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i say its in my locker and ill get it next period and then ido it in my next class, or i just dont even bother
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The printer one is the absolute best. I love it!
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the printer one got played out fast at my school because it worked for a while.. i just tell the truth.. that i didn,t fucking feel like doing their useless work and did something better with my time.. they usually don't argue with that
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tell your teacher 'my dog ate my homework'. they will tell you that you're the dumbest kid ever, and you will fail the course. just do your homework, its for your own good.
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I actually go with 'my dog ate my homework' then when they say 'Thats origonal, your lyeing' just say back, 'If i were to lye, i would come up with a better excuse then that'.
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The one that works out the best is saying, 'yea i have mine'. search in your bag pretending to find it and be like 'where the hell is my homework?' It should work
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say a cupboard fell on your mum and you used your homework to mop up the blood. May sound dumb but so dumb it's believable
Any outrageous story works, you just can't do it all the time
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