$75,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Go on tour with Josh for a few days.
-Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your
life story.
-Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.)
-Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR
play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.
-Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with
groupies, etc....
-If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month
(4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm)
-Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what
that means exactly we can't legally get into here)
-If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll
come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks.
-Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to
Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
ummmmm........ hahahahaha