Replying to Sickest Ghetto Jibs

I'm sure everyone's built some sick shit out of pure jones for sliding and flying. My fave was a couple of eyars ago in my University house. We used an accuuncture table as a abse, stacked a deep freezer on end and piled a barco lounger on top. All this to reach a second story balcony. Then we packed snow all around to build kind of a reverse freestyle kicker.
You could have a smoke at the top, pass it to a buddy, put down the beer, hit the kicker for a lil spin, pass your skis up to the balcony, stomp snow all through the house and still be able to kill your smoke. It was prety sick, especially after the bar.
Let me know what sickness you guys have wrought on suburbia .....
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To living single, seeing double and drinking triple.