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*Neil
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Well its only one month away till the big V-day.... what are some good romantic ideas to lift my girl off her feet??
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Jan 15 2004 10:53PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
grab her by the waist and lift. thatll be sure to lift her off her feet
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NewSchoolSnow
Jan 15 2004 11:03PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Take her on a weekend get away. Having a memory like that is more important then something materialistic. Take her somewhere romantic, like a nice bed and breakfast, or the coast. Im not sure what your budget is like, but even if you get a cheap motel, you should still do it. Take her to a romantic dinner, get up early the next morning and suprise her with flowers and breakfast in bed.

Me on the other hand, Ill be spending my valentines alone.........again.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 15 2004 11:08PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6384 - Karma: 953
as the quote says, make her feel like a lady and she will always be coming back for more. p.s. - if you give her a card of some type, it is spelled valentine :)

as for ideas, you don't have to do anything extravagent, just treat her like it is your last day with her and she will enjoy it better than any nice gift you could give
getting your wisdom teeth out sucks
Jan 15 2004 11:24PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
you guys know what valantines day means right?...steak and blowjob day is just around the corner and for once i have a gf for the special occasion.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
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Jan 15 2004 11:29PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
buy her a roll of film and give it to her with a little note attatched to it saying lets make memories


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 16 2004 12:14AM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
buy her kootchie cutter shorts, those are damn sexy. then serenade her to the song 'give it up' by pepper, then lay the shit outta her
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Jan 16 2004 2:10AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
sex?



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Jan 16 2004 3:05AM
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Jib_This
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^On second thought, learning how to spell VALENTINE'S DAY with your girlfriend could be a fun activity. People who can't spell Valentine's day shouldn't be allowed to have sex.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
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Jan 16 2004 3:06AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
put a ribbon around your cock and dye your pubes red. then beat the shit outta her.
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Jan 16 2004 8:47AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
I think im going to become a lesbian



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Jan 16 2004 10:43AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
You might want to take some notes if you ever want to have a gf.



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Jan 16 2004 10:45AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I'm giving my valentine a heart. The bleeding, still beating heart out of a cow. She's a vegetarian. She's gonna love it, I hope....

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Jan 16 2004 11:48AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
last christmas when i gave my gf her presents, i told her there was one more and she was all surprised and i pulled down my pants and i had a red ribbon around my dong hahahahahhaha but i didnt benefit anythingout of it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 16 2004 1:05PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Hahah ^^^ I did the same thing this year for my mom and dad, cause I couldn't afford a DVD player. Spent Xmas day out in the cold, getting the circulation cut off on my steak missile....

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Jan 16 2004 1:23PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
^^^you showed youre ribbon wraped sausage to youre parents cuz u couldnt afford a dvd player...well wat the fuk man, hopefully im just misunterstandin wat u wrote.
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Jan 16 2004 1:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no i dont think your misunderstanding


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 16 2004 2:34PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
well then...wat the fuck
*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*
Jan 16 2004 6:45PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
thats just wrong.
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NewSchoolSnow
Jan 17 2004 1:24PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
^ it most certainley is wrong. I dun have a gf. The fucking girl I was chasing led me on for 3 months then Just inadvertently went out with a fucking junior. Fucking women
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Jan 17 2004 8:51PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
she gives me that ooold fashioned romantic feeling...where i'd do anything to bone her.....thats a very special feeling kevan
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Jan 17 2004 9:38PM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
guys. obviously the first thing you do, if give her roses and a poem that you wrote. A frame of you guys is a killer gift. Take her out to dinner...


'There are tough players and nice guys, and i'm a tough player' Fischer
Jan 18 2004 10:28AM
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Sharpy
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i gave a girlfriend of mine an ice cube tray where the ice cubs are in the shape of penises, she didn't get the message... Ah well, this year i plan on giving her one of the jesus in a barrel things that when you pull the barrel of jesus he has a big schlong all erect. Oh man ,mexico rocks. Yes, then i plan on making her an italienne dinner
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Jan 18 2004 12:43PM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
that would work.... I don't think that will get you laid though. but good luck

Might as well.
Jan 25 2004 1:41AM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
give her the shocker, 2 in the pink one in the stink, that what i did, and its been sparking since



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Jan 25 2004 1:48AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
or you could take a bok of chocolates and take the chocolates out, but it has to be a tall box like the big ones, and take the chocolates out, cut a hole in the bottom, then put you dick in it and put the lid on. so when you are sitting there lift the blanket and say happy valentines day and show her the box.
then say here, have one, and open the box, then bam, you just got slobbed down. hahahahah



get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 25 2004 2:00AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
or you could take a bok of chocolates and take the chocolates out, but it has to be a tall box like the big ones, and take the chocolates out, cut a hole in the bottom, then put you dick in it and put the lid on. so when you are sitting there lift the blanket and say happy valentines day and show her the box.
then say here, have one, and open the box, then bam, you just got slobbed down. hahahahah



get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 25 2004 2:00AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
I didnt think i could wait another month untill valintines day so i just told my girl i loved her for the first time. is 3.5 months too early or late for that typa thing?




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
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Jan 25 2004 2:06AM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
skiinstead your an idiot, you do that at the movies with a thing of popcorn, not a box of chocolates, i donno how small your dick is but my bitch would defenintly know if my dickwas in a box of chocolates, you do it with a thing of popecorn at the movies...amiture



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 25 2004 2:12AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
ok this is why you shall feel dumb right now:
-i said a tall box, like the expensive ones with a haeart shape and are tall.
-My sn isn't skiinstead
-and no one cares if i ripped the idea from the pocorn, it still answers the question asked above, it takes her off her feet, and onto her knees




get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 25 2004 2:36AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ ahh all valid points. oh course talking about it and actually trying/ getting it to work is another




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
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Jan 25 2004 2:39AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Being not your typical chick, I'd MUCH rather get pink A-frames that I could use for a long time versus a teddy bear or something. That's me, though, and I already have teddy bears to sleep with. I like original gifts versus the norm. Lingerie is always fun, too. ;) Most girls love flowers, and like bigsky said, a nice night out would be SOOOOOO awesome!



-Sarah

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Jan 25 2004 5:51AM
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freeskierboy
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
my gf is probably dumping me today so im going to have a shitty ass valentines day. i wrote her a song and everything. life sucks.
Jan 25 2004 1:02PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
it sure does hahah go end it right now



get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802
Jan 25 2004 1:24PM
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RideBLUNT
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Take ur girlfriend blindfolded to Mammoth or Whistler, whichever is closer.


Rock that shit
Jan 25 2004 2:10PM
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CTripper
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fuck a frames, valentines day isn't supposed to be that expensive. you neady beotch.
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Jan 25 2004 5:17PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Wow, you're really gay. I'm just saying if you're going to spend a bunch of money, then spend it on something useful instead of just a the same old shit. That's my opinion.

Writing a song for a girl... like the COOLEST thing ever. So hot... especially when you play it on the guitar and sing it. Aww...



-Sarah

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Jan 25 2004 9:28PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
take her skiing... preferably somewhere with a gondola
o yes, you can ski backcountry in syracuse ny

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Jan 25 2004 10:05PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
last year i just cooked for my girl. she was pretty impressed that a retard like myself could prepare edible food.
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Jan 25 2004 11:52PM
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