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SpikeTRebel
Posts: 156 - Karma: 11
Hi, I'm starting a 'contest' for the funniest bail or yardsail pic. Just sumbmit your pics here or opload them to the photo JUMP section with the name BAIL CONTEST. Good luck!!!
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Jan 15 2004 12:39PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
with this 'contest' whats the prize?
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 15 2004 12:50PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
^ agreed. You cant have a contest with no prizes.
Jan 15 2004 12:53PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
for sure
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Jan 15 2004 1:19PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
so what's the prize? make it more organized like a cult for this contest maybe?



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Jan 15 2004 4:37PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Hahahaha that would be the cult for spectacular failures. You could have a motto, like, 'If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.'
Jan 15 2004 4:58PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
there used to be this cool site called cometo.crashes... I dunno what happened to it but it was full of people eating shit.













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Jan 16 2004 1:41AM
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SpikeTRebel
Posts: 156 - Karma: 11
damn you guys are lame. lets see, a good prize could be a bunch of ppl laughing at you.
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Jan 16 2004 12:25PM
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longboardskater
Posts: 636 - Karma: 9
how about you are a turd?

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Jan 16 2004 2:41PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
ill second that ^
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Jan 16 2004 2:43PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
how are we lame? you called it a contest so i automatically assume there is a prize.

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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 16 2004 6:30PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
^ can they really breathe thru their butts?
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 17 2004 7:47PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
anyways i like the one thats posted in the picture section where its all deep pow and then theres a guy lying in the snow
Jan 17 2004 8:01PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
that is a pretty useless prize, just a thought since I don't go in the picture or video section..did anyone post something?
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Jan 17 2004 8:06PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i have affter effect longboard crash in people.
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 17 2004 9:14PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Can a turtle really breathe through it's ass?




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 17 2004 10:22PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
i love how threads just go off and never actually acomplish what was asked, thats what ns is all about
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Jan 17 2004 11:40PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
^true dat shit biiiottch



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 18 2004 12:38AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i read it in my paper in the funny fact of the day part.
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Jan 18 2004 2:49AM
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ESB
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Jan 18 2004 2:54AM
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freeskiing04
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finally hahah
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Jan 18 2004 3:24AM
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Jammu
Posts: 1796 - Karma: 328
soon I post a pic of misty with one ski ;D
Jan 18 2004 4:19AM
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Astomp
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 18 2004 11:42AM
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Astomp
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 18 2004 11:42AM
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Durtschi
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How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
Jan 18 2004 11:49AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i was trying to do that...i dont have it down yet. but that is me
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 18 2004 11:53AM
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SpikeTRebel
Posts: 156 - Karma: 11
hahahaahaha I'm not sure who really gets it. those are great pics
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Jan 19 2004 12:29PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
what no way. you call the contest and cant judge the only 2 pics that came. seriously folks this is trouble.
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Jan 19 2004 12:48PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
Hahaha you are calling a contest after 2 pictures?
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Jan 19 2004 2:50PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
i thought this one was funny cause its an idiot snowboard instructor that entered a big air contest, this is the prelude to a big crash


Jan 19 2004 3:00PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
^?????^



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 19 2004 3:04PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
oh man, I just caught an edge on my rail, was like upside down in the air, kinda like hibbert in strike three, landed on my back on the rail 4 feet in the air
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Jan 19 2004 3:11PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
it obviously wasnt much of a contest. ill clasp my hands and shake them above my head and eagerly take the prize. uh thank you uh thank you.
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 20 2004 12:21AM
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SpikeTRebel
Posts: 156 - Karma: 11
who says the 'challenge' is over? I just said what I said because there where ONLY 2 pics so therefore started to judge them. I wasn't stopping anything.
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Jan 21 2004 12:16PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Here's one of me-


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Jan 21 2004 3:20PM
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Shaggy
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so far, that^ one wins
Jan 21 2004 3:34PM
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SeanB
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^I'm not sure I even understand that one but it looks painful!

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Jan 21 2004 4:15PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
avalanche barrier + blind lip + speed = shattered femur and much pain
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Jan 21 2004 4:34PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^your pic isn't staged?? how did those two gloves wind up placed so well? did your buddy stop to take his gloves off and take the picture before he helped your broken ass or did your two gloves just land perfectly like that?



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Jan 21 2004 4:44PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
^ok im gonna have to post the rest of the pictures now you said that...
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Jan 21 2004 4:47PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Theres another one but i can't be arsed with it, its in the photo sections somewhere
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Jan 21 2004 4:49PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
so what happened exactly?
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turtles can breath through their butts.
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Jan 21 2004 6:57PM
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strode
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ouch dood.....wasn't doubting you or anything the gloves just made me curious



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jan 21 2004 9:04PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
man i just want to know what happpened.
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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)
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Jan 21 2004 9:06PM
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jibtastic
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Gahhhh...You looked like a pretzel neatly intertwined into a fence.
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Jan 22 2004 12:08AM
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SpikeTRebel
Posts: 156 - Karma: 11
I thought most bail pics where funny but this? ouch
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Feb 9 2004 12:44PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
More! More!
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Mar 15 2004 7:36PM
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fuck elvis
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Mar 15 2004 7:41PM
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rynmartn
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oooooo..the colors


yay skiing

Mar 15 2004 7:49PM
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Insomniac
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^^whats wit his boots? they dont look like ski boots.
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Mar 15 2004 7:54PM
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estaked
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its called ski jumping u idiot
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