I live in america and they issued a recall on the MBP batteries so i signed up, had a new battery in 2 days, put the old one in the box, and sent it back. then when that battery died i took it to an apple authorized store, they replaced the battery while i was standing there, and then i left. they really should replace it on the spot or just send you a new one, i've never heard of having to wait 2 weeks
o and the new macbook trackpad has a right click on it!! you just have to click in either the bottom left or bottom right corner and voila
but i agree that apple is getting a little shittier, i had the first model of ibook back in the day and the fucker lasted me 6 years and is still running strong it just only had a 10gb hard drive and stuff like that so i couldn't really use it anymore and then i had a MBP that started to go downhill after about 3 years