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pwdales
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
So i wanted to cut my poles shorter so i boil a pot of water then realize my whole pole handles wont go deep enough so i look on the shelf and see my moms several hundred dollar vase.
So i pour all the boiling water from the pot into the vase and it exploded.

havent told her yet.

on a good note i boiled another pot of water and managed to take handles off and saw my poles.
Mar 4 2009 2:21PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
that is hillarious
Mar 4 2009 2:22PM
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Bren-Ten
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hahahah! thats so funny
Mar 4 2009 2:26PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
yea that sucks... maybe  buy your mom another one just like it....
Mar 4 2009 2:28PM
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J-Wallz
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Bravo!! lol it happens good luck on telling her
Mar 4 2009 2:28PM
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Dustin.
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That's even funnier since you can just pull the handles off after they have been run under warm water for a minute or two.  A pot of boiling water is very unnecessary.
Mar 4 2009 2:29PM
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fappy
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i laughed out loud!
Mar 4 2009 2:29PM
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pwdales
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no way im buyin her a vase. u crazy woman
Mar 4 2009 2:32PM
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wnab21
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that sucks man. Hopefully she wont be too mad
Mar 4 2009 2:34PM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
hahahahaha
Mar 4 2009 2:36PM
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emopoppins
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makes me feel just a little bit better. how big of an explosion?
Mar 4 2009 2:36PM
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pwdales
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
Right when i poured the water in i heard it crack then im like nononononon then its just liek boom and glass flew everywhere and all the water got all over the floor.
Mar 4 2009 2:39PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
got a little brother? blame him
Mar 4 2009 2:40PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahaha holy shit. Why on earth would you even touch a vase belonging to your mother worth several hundred?

Mar 4 2009 2:44PM
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Diran
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hahaha that sucks
Mar 4 2009 2:50PM
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pwdales
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
so i could submerse my entire pole handle
Mar 4 2009 2:58PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Obviously you weren't thinking. If I was in your situation, I would not have looked at the vase and thought, 'Wow, perfect!'. I would have found an alternative.

Good luck though. =)
Mar 4 2009 3:18PM
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daave.
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Sorry to hear.  Good luck and let me know how it turns out
Mar 4 2009 3:19PM
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gbirrd
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lmfao thats so shitty hope it works out bud
Mar 4 2009 3:22PM
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no_steeze
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hahaha i did something like that once, my mom had a nice vase and she was looking for it one day so to play a trick on her i put it in the freezer. turns out when you put something in the freezer that's full of water it tends to explode when the water turns into ice. i blamed it on my sister, my mom found out it was me, so i got in trouble for breaking the vase and lying
Mar 4 2009 3:49PM
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CS_Films
Posts: 468 - Karma: 466
Isint it always the case when there is an expensive vase in a house that it gets smashed one way or another?
Mar 4 2009 3:52PM
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anthony_B
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Similar story here... When I was a wee lad about 5/6 I had also broken a Crystal Vase worth quite a few few bills whilst playings with a beach ball. I think this si where the phrase "DOn't play ball in the house comes from". Needles to say she wasn't too mad, but I definately felt like shit at the time. I could tell it was something of importance to my mother. I actually bought her another one this Christmas after all these years, and she was truly grateful.  
Mar 4 2009 3:57PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Definitely glue it back together. I'm pretty sure I've done that at least once in my life...it's foolproof.
Mar 4 2009 4:03PM
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pwdales
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
its in like 10 pieces
Mar 4 2009 4:15PM
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Remora
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" on a good note i boiled another pot of water and managed to take handles off and saw my poles."


...bahaha. Best way ever to end that post. Honestly, just tell her what happened. She'll think you're retarded but at least she won't be pissed that you tried to hide it.

BUT before you tell her try to glue it all back together.
Mar 4 2009 4:18PM
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PaleCelery
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Haha that was hilarious... +k to you.
Mar 4 2009 4:37PM
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steezeaholic.
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hahaha thats hilarious but hopefully she wont be madd
Mar 4 2009 4:41PM
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mellifluous
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hahahahaaha
Mar 4 2009 4:42PM
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Peter.
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hahaha
Mar 4 2009 4:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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couldn't you have just plugged up the sink and dumped the boiling water in there?  the answer is yes.  that sucks tho bro...play dumb and act like you have no idea what happened.
Mar 4 2009 5:04PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
harden the fuck up, your options are limited
Mar 4 2009 5:06PM
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sarahskis
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Do you have any pets and/or a little brother or sister?

Blame them.

Mar 4 2009 5:18PM
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dwhite
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you win

that is such a great story...
Mar 4 2009 5:18PM
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B.Aussie
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wow. That is acutally quite funn, but atlest you ended up with the handles off.  Glue it together, if that doesn't work do all the house work, clean your room and do what ever she says up until she find out about the vase, then she'll be happy you helped around the house you won' t be in as much trouble.
Mar 4 2009 5:22PM
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pwdales
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fuck that i aint doin no slave work woman
Mar 4 2009 5:23PM
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Hansel.
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bad idea, neighbors kid fell down the stairs and got like major scratches, 14 stiches or some shit like that. blamed on dog, they put the dog to sleep
Mar 4 2009 5:38PM
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Billek
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Don't tall her about it.  hide the broken pieces in the woods.  Act like you don't know anything when she asks you where it is.
Mar 4 2009 5:40PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

dude...thats pretty heavy.

We're not talking stitches and surgery though...merely the fertility vase of the Undabeli tribe

Mar 4 2009 5:43PM
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EvanMeyer
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all I have to say is

bahahahahahahaha and your dumb but +k
Mar 4 2009 5:49PM
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fsscott
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haha i've done similar things but it wasn't with shit that was expensive
Mar 4 2009 5:51PM
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Malcolm
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that made me laugh... sorry
Mar 4 2009 5:52PM
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chitownskiier8
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hahaahaha
Mar 4 2009 6:16PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
duct tape? glue? hahah that sucks though
Mar 4 2009 7:32PM
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theblacktaco
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instead of the vase put some full tilts there to repalace it
Mar 4 2009 7:36PM
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JordanClarke
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aha that is funnnny!! wait till she notices.. haha
Mar 4 2009 7:37PM
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*V-Love*
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hahahha well see i broke a vase someone gave me one time and it was like 80$ and i went to walmart and found one that looked a lot like it and the person that gave it to me has never noticed the difference
Mar 4 2009 7:42PM
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pwdales
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
I bet they noticed they just didnt want to call you out for bein cheap.

word
Mar 4 2009 8:40PM
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Franny
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I would like to see this vase
Mar 4 2009 8:43PM
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