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Poles should definitly start to be called nubs. Poles is just way to boring.

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sndyrvr
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I recently just broke my poles in half and havnt got time to buy new ones yet. They were really short so I just got in hte habbit of calling them nubs. And its so much more fun than saying poles...
Mar 3 2009 9:07AM
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mac.N.steeze
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tru that i hate poles

Mar 3 2009 12:36PM
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Holte
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I've had three snowboarders ask me why skiers use sticks this season.
Mar 3 2009 12:41PM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
My brother always makes me give him a pole when were on catwalks..so annoying
Mar 3 2009 12:44PM
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Abc567def
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thats when you say "you got yourself into this mess, you get yourself out of it"
Mar 3 2009 1:14PM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,057
another no poles thread? really? does anyone use that search box on the upper right?

Reason for POLES: SKIING OUTSIDE THE PARK, SKIING MOGULS, SKIING TREES, etc...

Mar 3 2009 1:21PM
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Blandct
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 37
i prefer steeze sticks
Mar 3 2009 1:27PM
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Drail
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what are these "poles" you speak of?
Mar 3 2009 2:01PM
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Beans13
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true dat
Mar 3 2009 2:04PM
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Bamski
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My favorite use of poles:

Waiting in the lineup for the Harmony chairs, you turn the pole upside down and face the basket to the sky. Within 30 seconds you'll have a Whiskey Jack sitting on there two feet from your face scoping out the lineup for snacks that people might have dropped.

It keeps me sane during the Spring rush.
Mar 3 2009 2:11PM
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sndyrvr
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actually just any different name besides poles would be good, not just nubs.
Mar 4 2009 7:58AM
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Sewardo
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golden
Mar 4 2009 8:18AM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 714
not.........
Mar 4 2009 9:02AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 509
poles are for liftlines. who needs em
Mar 4 2009 9:06AM
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Aaaron.
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poles are for keeping you from flailing like a gaper snowboarder hitting his first box.

Mar 4 2009 9:54AM
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Happy.
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Another dumbass reply? does anyone use that brain in their head? Reason for READING: NOT LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT, HAVING SOME USEFUL INPUT, NOT ASSUMSING JUST BECAUSE THE THREAD TITLLE SAYS POLES ITS A NO POLES DEBATE, etc...
Mar 4 2009 10:43AM
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sirskizalot
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O my god who gives a fucking shit.
Mar 4 2009 10:55AM
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SteezyOhio
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ha fuckn newschoolers and the damn pole delema

ive switched to jubbing! its a new sport i have where i dont have poles, and whenever i need to go anywhere or get up the lift line, which tends to be up hill in shit-hio, i snap off a ski,  usually the one that doesnt have a break, and jub my  way, up its extreme, the ladies dig it, and then you snap in before you sit down
Mar 4 2009 11:07AM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
its not debating wheather to use poles or not...its just what to call them besides poles because poles is old and boring
Mar 4 2009 11:55AM
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stonedTEX
Posts: 256 - Karma: 31
I do I do
Mar 4 2009 12:05PM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
i second that motion.
Mar 4 2009 12:16PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,096
I no Poled it ll last season basicly, but now i go bord of nopoles and started using poles again haha, same thing hapend with afterbannging this year too, tottaly over it now
Mar 4 2009 12:48PM
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HR8938Cephei
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i think im going to start skiing with out poles in the park some
Mar 4 2009 10:26PM
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Aaaron.
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why?
Mar 4 2009 10:28PM
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AnthonyMoceri
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i love how any thread about poles in any way turns into a debate about using them or not
Mar 4 2009 10:51PM
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SUPREMExDIPSET
Posts: 310 - Karma: 12
Yeah i have seen like 5 boarders at stevens using poles, it looks wack as fuck, but no poles is the way to roll
Mar 4 2009 10:59PM
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CTD
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i just call um pushy sticks
Mar 5 2009 12:06AM
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squibble
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i was just thinking that if some polish guy came to ns are saw the hundreds of old "no poles"\"poles are gay" threads he would be pissed
Mar 5 2009 12:23AM
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NOSNOWJUSTICE
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You're God.

From now on, this is what I shall call "poles." Thank you for your greatness.

Mar 5 2009 12:32AM
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sndyrvr
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ya that too is definitally a good idea besides nubs
Mar 6 2009 1:47PM
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Kevski
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I like to steal other people's ideas, so I have lately been calling them either Joysticks or sticks or pointy sticks with grips. Thank you Joystick and Line.
Mar 6 2009 7:02PM
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scott23~
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Mar 6 2009 10:58PM
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BigMeech621
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r u 4 cereal?
Mar 7 2009 1:01AM
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Max-Steeze
Posts: 448 - Karma: 171
haha i do that too
sometimes 2 of them try and land on my pole basket at the same time
Mar 7 2009 12:41PM
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switchieski
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i dont know bout yo ppl, but i cant ride wo steeze sticks
Mar 7 2009 1:08PM
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