Replying to The Infamous Onesy

(Coming from a Big Mountain Skiier)   I just want to know if any of you have oneseys, because I never see anyone with one, especially in the park. I have a DC onesy that I purchased this year, and I must say..that shit is off the HOOK! I was iffy about getting it when I saw it in the catalog, but I have no regrets. The extra benefits about a onesy:

You NEVER get any snow up your back. EVER!

When you have to pull in the trees and take a piss...All u have to do is unzip and pull out. Then one little zip back up and your back to shreddin'! No undoing your belt and have to untuck how ever many layers of clothes you have on.

No worry about getting all your stuff together the night before you ride. All you have to do is grab your onesy with your gloves already strapped to it and dip.  Of course dont forget your helmet with  your gogs on it.

The only bad thing about a onesy:

When you fart...it stanks like a muhfucka! Especially if you were hungover as shit and had mudbutt from the night before. If it doesn't sit in your onesy all day then it can only go straight up.

What do you park riders think about a onesy? Why aren't any of you ever rockin' em?