Replying to Crappy Box

So my mountain (Snowy Range, Wyoming) just put up a box today. So my friend and I went over to check it out and see what kind of top it had, had ot been waxed, just checking it out. Well, we just had a new lodge built, and they must have had some left over pieces of interior wall siding, because the top of the box is just a piece of the wall. White, hard plastic, and bumpy. And to make it worse, our ski area gets littered damn Nebraskan skier, and this box is red and they spray-painted a goddamn Nebraska N (like on their footbal helmets) onto the box. Worst rail ever.
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P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were removed.