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lowering the water level in toilets so my dick dont fall in.

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moe
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k i got a problem, i need to lower the water level in my toilet cause whenever i sit down to take a shit my dick plops into the water and its sick, cause the water has shit in it.. anyone have any idea how to do this? cause i got nothin.. thanx

Moe
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Jan 13 2004 6:24PM
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SkeeOrDye
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hey, if u take steroids, doesnt your weiner shrink? or is it just your balls. and youll get tits u can play with, another plus!
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Jan 13 2004 10:29PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no, im basically on a legal steroid right now, theres no side effects at all, some may do it its true


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 11:53PM
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SteveXs2
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'Girthy' is not a word, although 'Girly' is...

girl·ie also girl·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gûrl)
adj. Informal
Featuring minimally clothed or naked women typically in pornographic contexts: girlie magazines.


Also, 'girt'... a sarcastic remark, that's what this is! A sarcastic remark!



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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'
--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
Jan 14 2004 12:08AM
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Lateralis
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thanks mr fucken webster, if i said girthy then girthy is a word


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 14 2004 12:10AM
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lj5
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hahahaha this is one of the best threads ever! i can't believe the kid wen't so far as to say he talked to his parents about it!
'never shaved my legs, i shaved my anus last year, the fucken scabs are still there'
-lateralis
Jan 14 2004 12:13AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah, that has got to be the gayest thing ever


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 14 2004 12:16AM
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7SpringsMisfit
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i'll cut ur dick off
Jan 14 2004 12:54AM
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aoe
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haha awsome thread. theres excersized you can do to make your dik bigger (and they work!). so maybe theres ones you can do to get it reduced??




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 14 2004 3:48PM
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aoe
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when you pull on it its supposed to make it longer but skinnier. maybe try that. you may end up 9' but it wont be too 'girthy'




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Jan 14 2004 3:49PM
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ECfreeski3
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^hahahahahahaha



friends don't let friends snowblade
Jan 14 2004 4:48PM
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shibby
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haha not many people have answered moes question



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Jan 14 2004 5:34PM
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icyeastcoast
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i usualy just throw it over my shoulder
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Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Jan 14 2004 5:40PM
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deeznutz
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Holy shit, this thread is hilarious.

Moe, I believe you. You just have to hover above the seat, that way your dick dosen't get wet and you get a great leg workout at the same time.




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*Warning! I'm a old school skier as well, you'll find me in the steeps, trees and powder.
Jan 14 2004 6:57PM
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*cowboy*
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hhaa, yeah great exercise.. untill you get poo all over the seat.


-Jason
Jan 14 2004 7:29PM
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Ryno
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yeah they answered his question, but a brink in the top...
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'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

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Jan 14 2004 7:45PM
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Naturalbornskier
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just fucking hold it. There was no need to post such a thread,its either ur looking for attention about ur 'big penis' or you an idiot. Thank you and have a nice day.





*-dont ask me if im a 'natural born skier' if your hardcore..then you've seen the FUCKING MOVIE-*
Jan 14 2004 8:22PM
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freeskiing04
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dude^^^ u try hovering for 30 mins. that shit gets diffcult after like 2 minutes
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 14 2004 8:29PM
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Concord
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i bet u guys money his wee wee is only 2.5 inches

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 14 2004 8:45PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
haha holy shit this got all fuked up, but funny. and never once did i say i have a big cock, just so u kno, id have to say mine is slightly above average, about 6.5-7. anywaysm the brick thig sorat worked, but my dad when crazy cause there was a brinck in our toilet.. haha, ive developed the system of just getting a hight seat..

Moe
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Jan 14 2004 10:22PM
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Concord
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I have a donkey dick between 20 to 21 inches

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 14 2004 10:28PM
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mutescratch
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^i got the the donkey to your horn but i have to warn you i got a 15 inch yam


tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
Jan 15 2004 7:30AM
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huckmynuts
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shit standing up
the shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
Jan 15 2004 8:36AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i wiped my ass with an old tshirt i found in the forest


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 15 2004 11:54AM
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freeskierboy
Posts: 269 - Karma: 10
who the fucks even talks to their parents about their dick, i almost beleived him till he brought that shit up
Jan 15 2004 2:07PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
this is one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jan 15 2004 2:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i would never talk to my parents about my penis, he is obviously full of shit


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 15 2004 4:22PM
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freeskiing04
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man i dont think hes serious
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 15 2004 5:11PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Lateralis...you've been great in this thread.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 15 2004 5:56PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
..........


mother


did someone say 8 inches isn't that big? what? do you have one and know? if you don't, how could you know?

really?


ive hurt girls and im only 6.5


so what do you say bout that?

another inch and a half?

so I hurt 47% more women?

100% more women?

and yeah, put a brick in your tank...or a full milk jug (not with milk in it dumbass)

peace








-->they're everywhere man....

they rule the western industry because not enough college kids have the balls to chase they're dreams...they all talk big and then never go...then they're in a garunteed career after school, and they're dreams die in their minds. Now it's either wake up your dreams when you retire, when you have time, or do it your summers off. Or is there another option? Thats what I want to know. If I put 100% of my energy towards my dream...and I have one....Won't I be able to do it? DO i need money to do it?> what do i REALLY need. (Consider all my i's lowercased y the way) or should I stay in school when my parents basically pay for it? Why do people save for school when they have no ideas? no dreams? no goal? why? can't we do something? what? thats is the only 'answer' i ever get! c'mon, you want me to suggest some? i feel like yelling. ok, here: how about no more doctors, and instead an intense education on self health, put in schools from an early age. Allow all medical information to be available to ANYONE. If someone's case will solve anothers, why should doctors be the only ones who know? I should be able to type in the location of pain and find a checklist of 10 things that will cure me..all the information available to heal me.....weed allows me to access my body's information so if I meditate, i can follow my interior nerves and locate the problem on my own...and all of a sudden the understanding flows through you..when you finally understand.....everything is right.



or something like that.





phew.


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!


stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
look out the soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes, beats and claimin ipmressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around her neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
kill animals for vanity, that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your argument against me?
it's ok, i know you can't see.



I just made that up on the spot, on beat to the song im listening to...it's just about practice...now I see. anyone can be an mc. be free...like me.
Jan 15 2004 6:11PM
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ECfreeski3
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that's one long ass signature



friends don't let friends snowblade
Jan 15 2004 6:45PM
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KootenayGuy
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hahaha! thats so funny! hahaha your gonna get aids via dick in shitwater or somethin
i donno see the plumber !
...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam
Jan 15 2004 8:43PM
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SkeeOrDye
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yo skipimp, your sig is almost as big as his dick.
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Jan 15 2004 10:05PM
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CalgaryJibber
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nah his sigs not as girthy

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Jan 15 2004 11:46PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
thanks west ahah


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 16 2004 12:14AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
oh, it's as girthy all right..just look harder.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!


stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
Jan 16 2004 6:23PM
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Italianskier
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my toilet flushes backwards
Jan 17 2004 10:32AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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this thread is a joke if the starter of this thread truely had a big penis he would know that all you have to do is rest it on the toilet seat. Thats why they put that notch in the front of toilets for people like me.


God is an American.
Jan 17 2004 2:09PM
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dpoiii
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^burned


D$
Jan 17 2004 2:16PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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due to my extremely long man-hose, I have gigantic cald muscles because I not only have to carry my wide, girthy package around (not to mention the 'Hefty' brand condoms I use), but I also have to squat over toilets for hours, due to the horrible constipation I get due to my veiny, meaty, and excessively girthy appendage of love. Well long story short, I kick ass at ski racing because I have strong legs, AND I don't need to stuff my GS suit for the big races.

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'
---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 17 2004 2:37PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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build like an extra high seat that you just like bolt onto the toilet and call it your throne
Jan 17 2004 7:39PM
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Skierguy48
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Leave ur unit on the seat
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 17 2004 8:45PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
uhhh....great.


you put your big buddy on that cold filthy porcelain? you sick bastard.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!


stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
ya dropped the mc soap
here comes the ass ___________,
what, you dope, can't figure it out?
thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?
ha ha
and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's
lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet
they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?
whats that around your girl's neck
a dead stinky mink?
did you hit it with a brick?
no
a stick?
what, you have a little prick?
killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity
what? my profanity?
is that your issue against me?
it's ok, because i know you can't see.
Jan 18 2004 12:16AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
i hate that too. just rest it up on your thigh. it works okay.



When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt
Jan 18 2004 12:58AM
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Sloth
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Man this is no lie, when i take a shit, its rubs against the basein of the toilette... and its super cold. Do you think they could make your average household shitter a little deeper.
'There are tough players and nice guys, and i'm a tough player' Fischer
Jan 18 2004 10:36AM
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inactive
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Oct 2 2008 11:35PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this thread is more full of fags and claiming than a gay parade
Oct 2 2008 11:46PM
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Silence
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hahahaha classic thread participation by Lat
Oct 2 2008 11:50PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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haha yeah lat!
Oct 3 2008 12:01AM
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iluvBread
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wut the fuck words did u search to find this????
Oct 3 2008 12:06AM
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no_steeze
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hahaha this is such an epic claiming thread
Oct 3 2008 12:10AM
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