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gbirrd
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yea so i went to a party this girl laura's and i drank a 40oz of old english and a tall can.

so i was fucked(im kinda a lightweight)

i go home and i dont even know what i was doing so i tryed sleeping but i got the mad spins like fuck so i got up and i went downstairs and tryed eattin and watching some tv. but then i got tierd and my eyes closed but then i got the spinns again. so i stayed up.

but then i started puking in my bathroom from like 1am-4am. my parents came down and knew and they said try going to sleep and just sleep it off. so at around 4:30 i went upstairs cuz i knew i got all the puke out of me. so i had the spins from 4:30 to about 7am. i finnallly crashed somewhere at around 7-7:30. but i had to get up at 8am becuase i had to get a shot from our doctor cuz were going on a trip on march break. so i really got about 45 minutes of sleep prob.

horrrible fucking night

btw does anyone know anything that can help the spins i get them soo bad. thanks +K

Feb 28 2009 4:42PM
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[~_~]
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endorphins.
Feb 28 2009 4:43PM
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Commonwealth
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whenever i see that word it reminds me of these

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Feb 28 2009 4:46PM
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jason...
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Wow buddy you are major lightweight. If I'm getting the spins trying to sleep I usually just blaze a little bit and that puts me to sleep.
Feb 28 2009 4:50PM
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-+Siver+-
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this guy knows whats up
Feb 28 2009 4:53PM
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goneforever
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A good thing to do before drinking a lot is to eat a full meal before.

Other than that you can make this drink:

2/3 a cup of omato juice,
4-5 shots of hot sauce
1/3 a cup of beer (probably could use a different liquid too)

Mix all the ingredients together and try drinking as much as you can in one go. If there is anything left, finish it off. It will slow down the spins to a crawl, but you might need to repeat the drink depending on how much alcohol you consumed. It sounds gross, but it is suppose to taste like a Bloody Mary.

Eating bread is suppose to help and even talking to a wall about random stuff (a little weird).

Feb 28 2009 4:54PM
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goneforever
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^^ Tomato juice.
Feb 28 2009 4:54PM
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robtheslobonacob
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did you smoke weed? thats the only time i get the spins is if i drank and smoked. i would say just drink more so you pass the fuck out when you go to bed. (*****disclaimer i am not a doctor, dont get alcohol poisoning*****)
Feb 28 2009 4:56PM
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gbirrd
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yea i bunned about a gram like 2 hours before i went
Feb 28 2009 5:01PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Learn to control yourself and drink within your limits?

Or just eat a lot of cheese, it absorbs alcohol.  Apparently thats what spies do in social situations.  I can't actually get the spins anymore though.
Feb 28 2009 5:19PM
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FreeBallin
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welcome to drinking homie....if you plan on partying get ready for lots of sleepless nights and spinning!  ps sleep meds work wonders when drunk.
Feb 28 2009 5:23PM
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FUUUCK
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a whole gram eh
Feb 28 2009 6:59PM
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eheath
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I dont get how you couldnt pass out with the spins, the spins just make me feel sick. After puking usually passing out in a given. In your situation, you should have just pounded some more alcohol and passed out haha.
Feb 28 2009 7:02PM
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BigRodRiley
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wow u failed. spins after a tc and 40?

i thought u meant another shot of alcohol from the doctor lawl
Feb 28 2009 7:08PM
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Avifarer
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I got home at 12 last night and had the spins, but i just laid in bed and turned on the tv and tried to fall asleep. Woke up at like 1:30 and curling was on, so i thought i turned the tv off. Woke up at 4 and the weather channel was on...wtf
Feb 28 2009 7:09PM
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BigRodRiley
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did u roll on the remote?
Feb 28 2009 7:10PM
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doublexl
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dude, that aint shit.

listen to this story...
so my homie gives me a call about a month ago, and says hes house sitting. so i roll over there, sittin on 5 grams of sour diesel. we just chillin and blazin right. he calls up his girly, her moms gone too, and rool over to her house. she isnt there yet, but they got this massive hookah, so we try to light it up, but being the dumb bitches they are, they fucked up the hookah. my boy gets all pissed, so we leave. nights goin cool i guess, were just blazin some more, got some slurpees, goin back to the house hes wathcing. like 2 hours later, she calls him and you cant even fucking understand her. shes like screaming something, and my boys gettin all worried. i did not wanna fuck around with her bullshit, but i guess i gotta. we go BACK over to her house, and shes totally fucking plastered. you should see the position she was throwing up in. just imagine her laying limp on the floor with her head draped over the toilet. at this point, im like this is fucking hilarious. turns out she drank like 1/3 a handle of HDR (like i said, dumb bitches). and this girls pretty small too. she cant even keep her eyes open and my friend starts freaking out. he calls his mom (shes chill). all her friends are like, "ZOMFG nawt kewl dood." she comes over, laughs at this kid passed out on the floor, puts the dumb BZ on the couch, and leaves. im feelin ripped off, so i lift a 1/5 of vodka from them and peace, without my dumbass boy. its like 2 in the morning and i got no where to go, so i just find a chill street and blaze up and pass the fuck out in my car.
Feb 28 2009 7:58PM
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philipc
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weve all had those nights....... i generally try to lay on my side and when the spins get bed open your eyes...... they should go away when u open..... just keep opening your eyes it will be longer until the spins come back each time. eventually youll fall asleep, or puke
Feb 28 2009 8:04PM
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0123456789
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OG poster. you are a pussy mother fucker.

whats that like a grand total of 4 beers?
get some tolereance cause if 4 beers gets you that drunk you should stop drinking and go play with some stuffed animals.
Feb 28 2009 8:06PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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yea. i put my foot on the floor, and my hand on the wall and that always works for me.
Feb 28 2009 8:11PM
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gbirrd
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woow bud ur an asshole

and its like 8% oldenglish and im a lightwieght(not my fault so fuck off)

im also like 140 pounds im not big thats why

Feb 28 2009 9:03PM
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hartig
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what the fuck? almost same thing happened to me.. except i wasnt drunk, and i just fell asleep watching adult swim, and when i woke up this morning, the weather channel was on!

its a conspiracy
Feb 28 2009 9:10PM
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0123456789
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dude im 140 lbs, i drink rarely and i only get the spins like 9 beers deep.


i have no idea what the %'s are in regular beer but i think they are the same right?(OE and regular beer that is)
Feb 28 2009 9:10PM
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hartig
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you're just a straight-up badass, huh?
Feb 28 2009 9:11PM
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0123456789
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that is me and my brotha jamal.

i am 100% badass.
Feb 28 2009 9:13PM
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gbirrd
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no reg beer is like 4-5% dumbfuck
Feb 28 2009 9:14PM
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Slinger1x1
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do you drink a lot? i have friends that are smaller than you that can take down more than that easily.
I don't even drink that much, and 4 beers makes me a little dissy, i guess the most i have drank (mind you i don't drink that much) was like three beers and like half a poland spring bottle of vodka (like 6 shots?). that got me pretty done. I'm 175 lbs though. how old are you?
Feb 28 2009 9:14PM
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0123456789
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well good for you to know that. i didnt.

so well say you had the equivelant of....
6 beers?

and puked like a bitch?



have fun at college!
Feb 28 2009 9:15PM
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gbirrd
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im 15 i guess i drink a bit but like everyone being fags saying im gay for getting hammed of that much.

fuck im a lightwieght i cant drink that much like fuck

Feb 28 2009 9:16PM
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no_steeze
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had you eaten anything?
drinking on an empty stomach makes you an epic lightweight
Feb 28 2009 9:18PM
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gbirrd
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kk just to get u to shut up i did the math its like 3.41 beers but times that by 2 cuz the % is 2 times more for its like 6.81 beers plus my CT so over all thats like 8 beers
Feb 28 2009 9:19PM
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Elg
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i remember when i got the spins for the first time. I was so drunk i didn't know what was going on. I was laying on my bed facing up, and just enjoying the ride! Then i puked...
Feb 28 2009 9:25PM
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0123456789
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whats a CT?


but congrats, youre a lightweight who is good at math!
Feb 28 2009 9:28PM
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gbirrd
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CT(Tall Can)

man like i dont know why ur talking all this shit and being a dick about it if u dont even know anything about it. like u didnt know what ct meant and u thouught OE and normal beer was the same %. ur really just talking out ur ass so shut up

Feb 28 2009 9:30PM
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vincepru
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you either need to eat alot before you drink. or start drinking at a slower pace, condition yourself.

 i used to be a mad lightweight when i was a soph in highschool, and now, i still get drunk, but it takes me a while.

 wait actually, STAY A LIGHTWEIGHT, fuck these kids who make fun of you. being a lightweight while a student is great, you get drunk cheaper and quicker and still have just as much fun. i wish i were a lightweight.
Feb 28 2009 9:32PM
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0123456789
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firstly, why would you have Tall Can labled as CT? the Tall first...


secondly. you made a thread about how you are a lightweight pussy bitch on the internet.

did you expect to get a bunch of kids saying how cooly ou are for being a thug and drinking fucking beer, then saying how you are so much of a puss you cant handle 8 beers?


seriously think before postingyou fuckin bitch
Feb 28 2009 9:33PM
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[~_~]
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You sound like somebody I wouldn't like to be around.
Feb 28 2009 9:37PM
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looneygeorge
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Either you are pretty weak or you just started drinking. Usually when I get drunk i'm too tired to even care about the spins.. But a good trick is to order a pizza or some other really FAT food, the fat makes you sober really quickly = no spinning.

I usually order pizza after I drink on a schoolnight.
Feb 28 2009 9:37PM
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gbirrd
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your a fucking faggot like actully fuck off and suck a fat dick fag. i bet ur some 13 year old fag on the internet talking shit. and if i asked u would say ur some 200 pound fag.

wow ur so gay. suck 1 fag

i like being a lightweight

i save money on booz

and ur the fucking pussy bitch

Feb 28 2009 9:40PM
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0123456789
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ya...


im 13 and do like to take dick in my ass while scuking on one too. stop spying on me please.



Feb 28 2009 9:51PM
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gbirrd
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lmfao man like thats not even a comeback i dont know if it was. like wow

that just makes u a fag right there

Feb 28 2009 9:56PM
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vincepru
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saving money on beer is key, you spend what you save on late night snacks. cousin vinnys, my choice late night pizza.
Feb 28 2009 9:58PM
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Nihiriju
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i walked 1 hour in the wrong direction last night across the city before realize that i was way the fuck away from home, then i turned around and walked for another hour home. It was awesome.

Also i broke up with my gf of 2 years, stole some speakers and 2x4's to try to bring back to a party, but walked into the wrong house at 3 am, and left the shit there. I also found a car that look exactly like mine so i tired to start it.

Then i got home and made pizza perogies and slept on the couch.
Feb 28 2009 10:00PM
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0123456789
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dude jsut dont tell people i ike 13inch black dick in my buttt....




and to high snow^

epic story, that is how drunk story threads should go.


not about how you are a self proclaimed lightweight who gets teh spins off of minimal alchol.
Feb 28 2009 10:02PM
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Slinger1x1
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chill out dude. you did make this thread, expect to be made fun of. and you only like being a lightweight because someone just said you save money on booze, don't use other peoples shit to defend yourself like that.

and topher is a good kid.
Also, as a note to you and everyone else, try your best to use proper punctuation and spell things out. nothing ruins a comeback more than saying "ur" and not using 1 single comma, plus you use a lot of harsh language that just doesn't fit
Feb 28 2009 10:03PM
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gbirrd
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thats actully epic
Feb 28 2009 10:05PM
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gbirrd
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ight ill work at it. but honestly that guy is being really gay
Feb 28 2009 10:07PM
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TheBeardedOne
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haha this sounds like the last time i drank.. had like 5 pulls from a windsor bottle and a couple brewskis and i can't remember shit.. my gf made me come back with her to her place instead of going to the next party. when i was getting in the car i fell all over a snowbank and couldnt get up i guess, lost my phone, my sack and i had no idea where my car was the next day.. had to work an 8 hour shift still fucked up and wanting to puke.. good times lol

this is why i don't drink very often..

to the op: sounds like you had a fun night :) you'll have more to come... and more spins and puking your guts out too, partying and getting sick is like a package deal most of the time lol
Feb 28 2009 10:09PM
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J_BISCHOF
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if he drinks 8 beers and gets the spins and hes a lightweight and you quote
"dude im 140 lbs, i drink rarely and i only get the spins like 9 beers deep."
thats 1 beer more. So you sir are either an asshole, or lightweight. Probably both.
Moral: Don't be a dick for no reason. And if your gonna be, keep your argument tight. maybe write stuff down on paper before you post it, so you know your not being a dumbfuck.
Feb 28 2009 11:26PM
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0123456789
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first off, im gonna fuck you in the butt tmoorrow night.

second off youlll have my children.


third off in my quote i said " irarely drink"

i also didnt know that a 40 was = to 6 brews, i assumed they were like teh same alch content, making it roughyly 4 beers. i also assumed a tall can was mabye 20 oz, makingit a little over a beer. for a total of 6 beers.

i may be a lightweight, but i also dont go posting threads about it hoping some dudes gonna call me cool. then bitch to people when everyone makes fun of him.
Mar 1 2009 9:05AM
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J_BISCHOF
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You = gay
Mar 1 2009 4:22PM
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