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best way to fake sick

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donots06
Posts: 557 - Karma: 41
yeah, so I have a ton of work to do and theres no way I can get it done tonight. So whats the best way to fake sick so I can have an extra day to finish it?
Jan 13 2004 12:13AM
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UpDawg
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Sack it up and do as much work as you can. You'll get more done than you think.
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Jan 13 2004 12:14AM
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SkiFree_MT
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OK, heres what u do:
1. Get a can of some kind of soup(not red, lloks like blood, parents freak) like chiken noodle works good.
2 put it in a blender, and add some of the food u ate that night.
3 add some water for a more realistic look. whatever else u feel makes it look more like puke too
4. Hide it under bed
5. take it out at about 6:00 am b4 school, go to bathroom closest to parents room and make puking noises and pour half in toilet as evidence.
hide other half to use again so mom still thinks ur sick half way through the day.
6. Think how fucking clever u are
Chad-'lets head north.'
Riley-'We cant ski uphill!'
Jan 13 2004 12:22AM
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J.D.
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Finger down throat. Much easier. It's qorked for bulemics for years.
Jan 13 2004 12:31AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Tell your parents you need to get your work done dont lie

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 13 2004 12:43AM
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donots06
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well I finnaly got everything done, it just took about 5 hours...
Jan 13 2004 3:08AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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thats odd, my mom let me stay home so i can ski.
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Jan 13 2004 7:37AM
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hype
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must be rough^^^^
fuck a book
Jan 13 2004 11:12AM
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Stryken
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5 hours? pffffft. Good thing you just buckled down.

Also, that chicken soup idea works great. I modified that, and did it IN school. Worked brilliantly.


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Jan 13 2004 11:25AM
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freeskiing04
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i wish i could do that.......
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Jan 13 2004 1:15PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i put my fingers down my throat when im too drunk and my stomach is upset, so i hurl a couples times and i feel perfect after


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 2:30PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
^ I do that after I eat and I only weigh 95 pounds Im so sexy!!!

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
Jan 13 2004 2:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahaha i dont do it to lose weight, i do it so i dont feel like shit and i can continue drinking


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 13 2004 2:38PM
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