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JapQuail
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Does anyone else think that all the Arnold Schwartzenegger 'Governator' jokes are wearing a little thin? Ever since before the recall, you can't read a paper, or watch the news (At least not here in Cali) without someone, sometimes Schwartzenegger himself, making a cheesy reference from Arnold's films to his politics. Granted, some are pretty funny (like at the annual Sacramento tree-lighting ceremony, when he told the crowd, 'When I plug in this tree, it will not blow up. So don't worry') but still, the joke's gotten old.
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Jan 12 2004 10:06PM
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lagwagon
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a bit thin like his wife.
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Jan 12 2004 10:13PM
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Lateralis
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and wrinkly


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Jan 12 2004 11:37PM
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aoe
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haha yeah. besides hes doing a pretty decent job. granted i dont live in cali but his budget looks decent.




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Jan 12 2004 11:47PM
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Lateralis
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i wonder how big his penis is??? i mean hes a big guy so if everythings in proportion, id say a solid and think 9 inches, any other opinions???


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 12 2004 11:49PM
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naw man decades of steroid abuse has shriveled his unit into a nearly useless state.
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Jan 12 2004 11:55PM
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aoe
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im gona have to go with lat. definatly a masculin 8'+. hes got a condo about a 15 min drive from me. maybe when he visits it ill go spy on him and find out. or not of course.




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Jan 12 2004 11:58PM
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CameIToeJam
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the other night some of my buddies and i had a condo up in nh and i was wicked stoned at like 3 or 4 in the morning trying to go to sleep but i kept looking around the room and the shadows somehow formed the face of arnold as the terminator and i thought he was coming at me to kill me...i was yelling and shit but everyone was unconscience and wouldnt wake up...i started pushing the girl next to me and she didnt wake up, i swore i was about to die, then finally she did and was like, wow, that was some fucking awesome weed...just thought id let you all know


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Jan 13 2004 1:06AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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arnold wasnt born big I mean If he never lifted weights and abused steroids he would be a skinny little man or a fat little man. besides hes such a big guy that it would look like a small penis even if it was big


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Jan 13 2004 1:09AM
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JapQuail
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Even without steroids, I wouldn't assume everythings in proportion. I mean, come on. We've all seen 'Goldmember' Mini-me, The tripod? It can work both ways, I'd assume. And all the bad-ass motercycles and kick-ass stunts may be overcompensation. I mean, we all assume that the big truck is a compensation tool. He drove a Mack truck, king of all big trucks in T3 (and 2, I think) I mean, come on!(Says a man who is just fine with being 5'9', 160 lbs, and has no need to compensate with bikes and trucks.)
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Jan 13 2004 1:33AM
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Lateralis
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he was always a big guy tho, even before he started bodybuilding, and maybe he didnt use any steroids at all, just supplements and the right routines and the right diet, after bodybuilding for 40 years and doing it naturally, you would still be fucken huge, no doubt about that


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Jan 13 2004 2:37PM
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4skizzle
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I agree the jokes are getting kinda lame. You gotta give it to him though he is doing a pretty good job with our state.
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Jan 13 2004 2:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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so is he really doing good? He probably hasnt been in long enough to make much of a difference but is he actually doing stuff?

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Jan 13 2004 4:24PM
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4skizzle
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So far so good. What he's talking about doing and the things that he's actually started doing seem to be working but you're right he's only been in office for a little while. He surrounded himself with a bunch of smart people so I think he'll do allright.
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Jan 13 2004 4:26PM
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i compensate by jumping off of things
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