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"Ski waxes were first used when a group of ski racers were masterbating and ejaculated on their skis by accident. Instead of cleaning up the semen the ski racers decided to cork in the semen. This proved to be a very effective as the skis ran much faster than they usually did. And so ski wax was invented."
Hahahha is this any one on NS's creation of the history of ski waxing on Wiki?
