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The history of ski waxing.

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garettnorthey
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"Ski waxes were first used when a group of ski racers were masterbating and ejaculated on their skis by accident. Instead of cleaning up the semen the ski racers decided to cork in the semen. This proved to be a very effective as the skis ran much faster than they usually did. And so ski wax was invented."

Hahahha is this any one on NS's creation of the history of ski waxing on Wiki?
Feb 25 2009 1:24AM
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Powdered_Donuts
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hahaha i wouldnt doubt it lol
Feb 25 2009 11:22AM
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garettnorthey
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I now know why teachers hate it when you use wikipedia as a reference.
Feb 25 2009 6:48PM
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*WonderBread*
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hahahah i do crap like that all the time when im bored in careers class hahaha
Feb 25 2009 6:49PM
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yonnyg
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haha thats hilarious
Feb 25 2009 7:25PM
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JCsteezy
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haha nice someone on NS had to do that
Feb 25 2009 7:28PM
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Slinger1x1
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if you know how wax actaully works, you would understand exactly why that is a load of crap, haha. But if you didnt, i could see people falling for it.
Feb 25 2009 7:42PM
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